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  1. @MaggieROBOT WHERE IS MY "Maggie's #1 fan" PROFILE BADGE

    1. MaggieROBOT

      MaggieROBOT

      Sorry for the delay, adult circumstances kind of eliminated the first artist I commissioned after a heated discussion about onions on chili, so I had to pay for a second one. Good thing he only asked for a tenth of what the first one asked for, I can't even imagine why!

      OqJ2MmA.png

    2. Fiddle
  2. @Funyarinpa GET RID OF THE SANTA HAT IN YOUR AVATAR, YOU BUTT

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    2. 1P1A

      1P1A

      It's nearly Christmas already, what's the point? :D

    3. Funyarinpa

      Funyarinpa

      I'm too committed now. I no longer know where the Santa hat ends and Funyarinpa begins

    4. Fiddle
  3. E1oUAaZ.png

    1. Fiddle

      Fiddle

      I meant to post a different image, but this one works too.

  4. 5-star cover photo

  5. All corn mazes are maize mazes.

    lol.

    lmao

    roflmao

    oh my god LOL

    1. Mr Poltroon
    2. x2b

      x2b

      What a corny joke, but an a-maizing one at that. 😆

  6. All websites that make their own ctrl+F function that overrides your browser's ctrl+F function are hereby banned.

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    2. Fiddle

      Fiddle

      Do you just sit on my profile all day pressing F5 every several seconds?

    3. Fiddle

      Fiddle

      Actually, I suppose you might just get notifications when I post a new status. Both reasonable possibilities.

    4. Mr Poltroon

      Mr Poltroon

      I, uh, well, yes! Second option for me! That. What you said.

  7. AMERICA IS ON MY MIND

  8. Bunk beds are great. Both the top and bottom bunks of the bed are objectively better than a regular bed.

  9. By the formal definition of "batman," Robin is actually "the Batman." https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Batman_(military)

  10. Christmas is the only holiday that forces the entire month to revolve around it. No other holiday wields such big dick energy.

  11. First one to post after forums return. Get rekt.

  12. Game show prizes should be annually adjusted for inflation.

    1. Fiddle

      Fiddle

      Some people would rather not change Who Wants to Be a Millionaire to Who Wants to Be a One Million Five Hundred Seventy-eight Thousand Seven Hundred Fifteen and Forty-nine Cents-aire, but the alternative is screwing people out of their rightful money.

  13. Happy Birthday to these great United States and New Jersey!

  14. I like how my most recent "Santa Hats for your Avatars" thread is currently pinned in the Member's Lounge.

  15. I like how when I listen to certain Japanese music, the lyrics sound so deep and meaningful, but when I actually pay attention to them, they're like: HDyIweo.png

  16. I miss the Santa hats.

    1. Fiddle

      Fiddle

      You people cannot be trusted with more hats. Many are still wearing the hat I gave them a month ago. Some are wearing multiple hats. There shall be no further hats.

    2. Fiddle
  17. I once received a credit card deal for 10% cash back on any Dunkin' Donuts purchase, with the fine text stipulating that the maximum cash back amount was $30. This implies that they were expecting at least one person to purchase $300 of Dunkin' Donuts in one order.

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