Zodai

Hear thy prayer, heed thine call...
 
At the burial ground of what is lost, cleanse that which cannot be undone.
 
Reap the spirits that lie in wait, wailing in fear, hands stained in blood.
 
There is no mercy, there is no regret.
 
Only judgement at the hands of Death.
 
So praise thy name upon their corpse.
 
Let justice be brought, and their lives not for naught.
 
On bloodstained soil, his steps calm in stride.
 
They run in panic, and try to hide.
 
With shivering limbs and beads of sweat,
 
They quiver in silence, and fear their breath.
 
For they know they sit at the gates of Death.
 
So hear thy prayer, and heed thine call,
 
And tremble in fear in these hallowed halls.
 
--Guilty Seeker, the great Grim Reaper.
 
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Planning to use it in a story of mine.  Needs some polishing, but I think it turned out alright.

Agreed. Wafuunovel Fuwanovel needs more Kud.



Edit: Art is not my forte, so if this ends up happening and someone wants to make a Kud banner, you have my support

I haven't read through the whole thread yet, but I feel this has to be said.
 
Brandon Sanderson's first law of magic - An author's ability to solve conflict with magic is directly proportional to how well the reader understands said magic.
 
http://brandonsanderson.com/sandersons-first-law/
 
Simply put, if you want to solve a conflict with magic, the reader has to understand how the magic works.  More so if the one using it is a viewpoint character, as then you can't handwave it off - the reader is kind of in the user's viewpoint while the magic is being used.  Not much of a way around that.
 
Furthermore, we also have the second law.
 
http://brandonsanderson.com/sandersons-second-law/
 
Basically, limitations are more interesting than what the power can actually do.
 
There's also the third law, so I'll just leave that here.
 
http://brandonsanderson.com/sandersons-third-law-of-magic/

To continue the DC related things

"Aaahhhhhh
 
AAAAAAAhhhhhhhh
 
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!"
 
Shinji Ikari - Evangelion.

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I am not proud of what I just did.

It has always been man's best friend.

Interesting... I'll look into this. For now, I'll organise the events and such.

1 APRIL
??:?? - Nanase and Katarina have made contact.
16 APRIL
15:00 - Arnold enters Computer Laboratory. 
         - The computers run on a closed network.
         - Memory devices mustn't be more than 8MB.
         - If Arnold could access the internet, he did not need assistance.
         - Arnold lacks the expertise to hack a League account, and hacking devices cannot fit in an 8MB FD.
         - Nanase arrives home, and plays League at some point.
         - Nanase and her father are indistinguishable in League. 
         - Nanase did not knowingly have a role in the hacking.
         - Nanase was not logged on to any messaging system other than League.
16:00 - Katarina is at a vegetarian campaign. The campaign has nothing to do with the crime.
16:30 - RoTaRy finishes commission. 
         - Identity of the commissioner is not relevant to the case.
         - RoTaRy was too tired to do any complex programming. 
         - If RoTaRy knew the password before this time, then it did not include complex programming. He most likely took a nap.
17:00 - Adam was working. Co-worker messing with laptop over the internet. 
         - Laptop is not logged on with Adam's e-mail.
         - Laptop has a shared password, different from Adam's e-mail.
         - Adam's account was compromised.
         - Hacker was unable to change e-mail password. Couldn't they just use the old 'Forgotten Password' method?
17:30 - Katarina returns from campaign. 
         - Her knowledge outside League is limited. Katarina is the common friend. She has access to both Nanase and the twins.
17:45 - Farken (at this point, it is unknown who played) plays with the compromised account. The twin who played is irrelevant!
         - Compromised account plays with low latency (Likely from N. America) 
         - IP impossible to trace. 
         - They were matched with the compromised account with a common friend. The Farken brothers' 'common friend' might be the hacker, or know the hacker.
18:00 - Arnold leaves Computer Laboratory. The game must have ended at this point.
 
No more than nine people are related to this crime.
Hacking a League account is complex. Two to three people must be involved (or RoTaRy alone).
Between 15:00 to 18:00, Adam, Nanase, Adam's wife and a maximum of two more entities knew the password. Entities? Could this possibly include machinery and programs?

Anything in violet are merely my speculations and thoughts.

SO
 
I inadvertently created a parody visual novel of this forum I frequent.
 
As a result, I made a pre-alpha version of the game.  (Still not done yet.  Probably very short at this time.)
 
http://www.mediafire.com/download/veadur3111xg1dg/General+Discussion-1.1+PUBLIC-all.zip
 
(Last updated 10/22/13)

This is how you get out of jury duty.

Warning: cute chicks inside.



:3

Unlimited Fuwan Works
 
Fuwality Marble
 
Fuwandora Box
 
The Great Fuwan Grail
 
Mixed Extra Spicy Mapo Tofu

Day one
 
SHAFT, the guys from Bakemonogatari/Madoka Magica/etc.
 
My life is honestly one that would be weird enough for them to make into an actual anime :3

They say every modern writer begins with fanfiction
 
XD

Granted.
 
It's a literal demon mech, possessed by some random spirit I don't know because I haven't actually seen Demonbane.
 
It flies you into the sun.
 
Then rips you out of the cockpit,
 
Throws your burning corpse back into the earth
 
And you go crash landing into the pacific ocean
 
AND THEN BRINGS YOU BACK TO LIFE
 
SO HE CAN DO IT AGAIN
 
I wish for a pillow.

I'm going to go ahead and improve it.
 
"The Loli Alliance shall bring no mercy.  All shall fall under our banner."
 
This depends on his allegiance in the game.  Additionally, you could have him run off to a nearby little girl, or have him be a loli himself.

Thank you.
 
Be warned that I have a severe lack of talent in this field.  However, I think the characters are at least partially recognizable.
 

Naruto - More fillers than actual plot

Hyouka: I'm curious!

How Hoshizora no Memoria makes me feel: