Abyssal Monkey

I thought this was going in a completely different direction. Something like getting hit between two women over a net. .. wait @Nashetania? Boxers are just comfortable, shirts and pants are waaaayy too restrictive when laying in bed. Fabric vs fabric gives me headaches.

You looking for LAN specifically or does local coop count as included? Either way, Magicka is agreat way to spend ~6 10 hours dicking your friends over.

You don't know how hard that made me laugh. Thank you for that.

The really fun question I love asking people who just finish Madoka Magicka: Who do you think is the protagonist of the series?

This. Which one? I must know. A compulsion to tell you to root it and put CFW on it is extremely strong.

Confession: I feel empathy towards Excel as my lab group creates 3 time axes, 3 data sets, one for each axis, then creates 3 LINE graphs, one of each data set, and finally asks "how do I merge these?". >Me and Excel are on the same wavelength as when I ctrl+x the data it deletes the time axis next to it. >When I paste, Excel creates a sequential title label cell >Finally selecting the entire data set and creating a scatter plot, Excel orgasms from proper foreplay and reciprocates my caress by automatically formatting legend and axes. >I turn to my group and say "stop abusing Excel, she has feelings too."

If you haven't already watched/read Prisma Illya, you're missing out. Slight spoilers? Maybe heavy?

Talk about lowbrow. The only ecchi I would consider fapping to is Maou no Hajimekata which is just softcore hentai. It's got all the hentai tropes in LITE(tm) form. NTR? Mind break? Sweet vanilla? Mind control? Etc!? Its got them all! I am somewhat saddened by the low amount of actual sister pregnancy works. Most of the tagged ones are tanks with multiple stories of sister and impregnation/pregnancy separated.

I'm the guy that will stay to the right, but if making a left turn, cut into opposing traffic to make the turn faster. Guys, I'm totally treating walking like driving okay?

Later volumes include mutual masturbation while naked. Its getting quite humorous actually.

Its more honest than saying "you seem nice" after a superficial conversation at least. The old adage "men think about sex every 7 seconds" holds more true than people want to believe. Conscious of it or not, more than half of your opinion of someone is formed by appearance, even well into a relationship. Might as well be up front about that fact.

People on this website are way too shy, you need to scream at the top of your lungs straight at them: "I THINK YOU LOOK PRETTY!!! PLEASE GO OUT WITH ME!!!" Confession: This is fully how I intend to convey my feelings to a girl when I actually care about having a girlfriend. Or when a truck hits me like love. Either way, it's going to be memorable for the both of us.

Honestly, Hiragana take no more than 2 hours max to learn with an SRS method of flash cards. For all the foundation they give, sure you could start learning without them, but that two hours time spent learning them will save you hundreds down the line while actually learning the language.

I sincerely fucking hate road design engineers. I went to an eye doctor today to get updated lenses because my eyes are shit. I make two rights on the highway to get off at an exit. I figure the way back is going to be the same thing, but in reverse, you know, like fucking logical sense would say. Instead, I don't see any exits for where I got on the highway originally at and dead end in the nearest city of my house. I make a big U-turn, get back on the highway heading the opposite direction, see an exit and then get home on familiar roads. Seriously, FUCK ROAD DESIGN. Turns out, to get on the highway, I should have continued heading north THEN there was an exit to allow me to go south back to where I live. Because, ya know. FUCK LOGIC.

Hiragana are useful because some words aren't written in kanji. That's just the start though. Hiragana makes up all the declensions and conjugations of the kanji. Using a verb as an example, the past pluperfect ending would all be written in hiragana, so not knowing how to read it would destroy all chronicity of the language.

I don't often do this, but this time is an exception. Don't waste your time on this adaptation. It's actually garbage. The time is better off being postponed and reading the books instead. For the reasons involved, feel free to skim the thread for my rant about it.

"Spice and Wolf" come-back! A sequel will begin its serialization on Dengeki Bunko Magazine's vol. 49 (On sale April 9th) See, even that gives fucking mixed reviews. Thank you based Nosebleed for proving just how shit this article is at communicating at what it is talking about. A light novel you say though? Hmmmmm, how interesting. I wonder how this will go... I haven't actually read his work in the meantime, Rest in Magdala, but I know I didn't really enjoy Spice and Wolf. I wonder if he will be able to continue the series from where he left off seamlessly.

You know how often they announce crap via magazine? The article makes it so ambiguous to what it actually is. I guess the most common assumption would be that it's a manga, but they don't make any reference of it past that point. Taken literally, it could still be a multitude of different formats. I'm almost positive that the actual advert itself is far less ambiguous, and this article fails to clarify past a single clause. If this isn't a failure of communication, I don't know what is.

That article is shit. It doesn't even say what the sequel is going to be. Light novel? Anime? Manga? Something else?

Can you please explain this to me? To my knowledge I don't know of any actual core gameplay changing content that has been cut in either one of these games. The only thing that comes up is Fates cutting a petting minigame, which to be fair, has no right to be there anyway taking a historic look at the franchise.

\ / YAY! I so wish this was the actual dialog. It would be hilarious and amazing if it was. It's what every single person who read the chapter was thinking would come out of that mouth. I was literally expecting this image, and would have been disappointed if someone hadn't already made it. Source: Helck

Confession: I started doing JP vocab flash cards after a long absence. Yay for reinforcing memory! This is going to be entertaining when they start to get into the dozens of vocab words and I can't rely on heuristic clues to memorize the expected word anymore. Hopefully I'll be back up to where I was in no time. Then I can start looking at translating hentai in my free time.

The tree is already broken anyway, which means it has started to rot away those parts to rebuild them if it isn't already dead. If it is dead, that means it's done lost it's elasticity and become brittle. In any case, that tree isn't looking too good, and is under stress, making it even less useful as a material shield. Plus, I don't see any green goop flowing out of it, and afaik in the XCOM universe, the aliens are simply overlords and haven't modified anything. Sheesh, you guys put too much fantasy in you totally fictional video games.

That delicious doujin has been around for a long time. The birth part at the end is quite literally the cherry on top.

And with the tune playing at the end of Grimgar this week, I'm just done with the show. They've made far too many glaring mistakes with how they've decided to adapt the book in terms of crucial character building. It's almost as if they said "ehhh, fill in the middle bits with what you please" and don't give any context about it instead. Sure we are at 5 episodes, and sure we are nearing the end of the first book. 6 episode volumes? Stand up job, especially for this series. But the repeated cuts and failures at characterization make me feel after watching this series that even the characters in the book were flat, even though I know they weren't. All these cuts have literally bled all the characters in this show to husks. And thus I will only listen to the hymn of the soundtrack as I lay this series to rest. Seriously though, the soundtrack is excellent, and is the only thing I actually look forward to seeing come out of this series.