ERO! Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 I am superman, batman is human, so i can beat him up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Segai Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 I am a rock of kryptonite that is the size of the sun and I crash into earth. Everyone dies, including superman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ERO! Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 I am a cockroach, i laid eggs, so my offspring will live on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shikomizue Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 I am lava, I melt your cockroaches to death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ERO! Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 I am the cockroaches on mars i eat astronauts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atorq Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 I am a Reaper, the Harbinger of your destruction. Assuming direct control. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SakashimA Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 I'm a Nephalem. I have already killed Diablo and the others sins, now running Act 5 to expurge all Reapers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred the Barber Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 I am a spell-checker, correcting Blizzard's butchered spelling of "Nephilim". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aniki Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 Im impropre splling. U exest becos of me. Also, ppl who spell leik dis (except for me, of course. This is merely for the game.) r stoopid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EldritchCherub Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 I am dyslexia, ready to jumble up ur impopre wrods. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atorq Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 I'm an excellent teacher in an excellent school system. I take care of your dyslexia so it doesn't show. Â Â I'm a Nephalem. I have already killed Diablo and the others sins, now running Act 5 to expurge all Reapers. Â I hate you. I set everything up perfectly and you just had to go with Diablo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred the Barber Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 I am harsh reality. I cause excellent teachers to be under-recognized and under-rewarded, and rather than offering useful learning and training opportunities to teachers, I create useless random assessments and pile guilt onto teachers for the poor job I have done training them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenophilious Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 Damn, and I already used Kanye West to one-up reality...  I am a being from another dimension. Your "harsh" reality is laughable to me. Your tiny brain couldn't even begin to comprehend my own reality, even if it took a thousand years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred the Barber Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 I am Haruhi Suzumiya. Beings from other dimensions seem awfully concerned about my actions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SakashimA Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 I'm only a certain normal human student, but I see things that you are blind for (like aliens, time travelers and espers). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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