EldritchCherub

False. Next person dresses up for Halloween.

Angels will not weep at your death. There it hung, suspended by iron stakes at the top of the totem pole...

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I pray Scott saves us from this monochrome world...

True. I hate how they coat your teeth in that yucky layer of sugar. Next person has been embarrassed at work.

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a porcupine sitting on my head. One day I woke up, bound to my bed, I must have been...

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bribe a girl to let me see her panties. There was whooshing sound as he cut open a dimensional rift with his sword, and out came a...

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the last bastion for someone who can't find comfort in living flesh. For every cannibal that roams this world there exists a...

Sharknado anyone? At the very least, it'd be good for a "guilty pleasure" watch when there's absolutely nothing else to do. Someone's been dumping radioactive ooze into the water again...

Digimon Story: Cyber Sleuth coming to North America PS4, PS Vita in 2016. Even if it's digital only, I'll probably still be getting it day one. http://gematsu.com/2015/07/digimon-story-cyber-sleuth-coming-north-america-ps4-ps-vita-2016

this big bad wolf was stalking me as I made my way to grandma's house. Tonight we feast under the cover of night, on this silver platter is...

light yourself on fire for the guests. Grimace ate one too many hamburgers and now his belly...

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True. I've got one of those new Hydra cats that have multiple heads. Next person lives a sedentary lifestyle.

my Excalibur. A swarm of bees flies toward me and I...

How many licks to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Please halp, I've spent sleepless nights contemplating this question.

A solar eclipse threw the world in darkness. After emerging from the blood-stained cocoon I...

Eh, I haven't read many VNs with Yandere heroines but so far Yuka from Gore Screaming Show seems to be really creepy. There's something sinister about her which would make me run in the opposite direction if she were real. First time she talks with Kyouji's friends she looks into their hearts and reveals their darkest secrets, such callous and unabashed hatred for those around the protagonist is disturbing to say the least.

there's a chainsaw that my grandpa left me. The best way to befriend an alien is to...

man-eating plants hovering over you. Oh, I just put my hand through the TV, this must be...

I feel something cold and slimy knocking against my chest. Back pressed against the wall, my assailant takes a step toward me and...