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hsmsful for president 

[21:35:37] hsmsful: I SHALL NEVER DO ANYTHING FOR YOU , HMN

[21:35:42] HMN: never?

[21:36:26] hsmsful: NEVER

[21:36:51] HMN: ok i'm telling your parents about the twisted crap you fap to

[21:37:22] hsmsful: hoho

[21:37:32] hsmsful: you can't

[21:37:34] hsmsful: do anything

[21:37:38] hsmsful: you have nothing against me

[21:37:44] HMN: i haz screens

[21:37:47] HMN: : 3

[21:38:06] hsmsful: wut

[21:38:11] hsmsful: show me what you got nigga

[21:38:32] HMN: i will

[21:38:39] HMN: when i go to egypt

[21:38:45] hsmsful: too bad

[21:38:50] hsmsful: you won't be able to go to Egypt

[21:39:01] hsmsful: I will become the president

[21:39:11] hsmsful: and then prohibt any arab from entering Egypt

[21:39:12] hsmsful: after that

[21:39:26] hsmsful: I will make the Egyptian gtfo of Egypt

[21:39:28] hsmsful: then I will fap

[21:39:31] hsmsful: in the desert

[21:39:32] hsmsful: 52 days

[21:39:36] hsmsful: in one day

[21:39:36 | Edited 21:39:44] hsmsful: and die

[21:39:41] HMN: awesome plan

[21:39:46] HMN: but get the twist

[21:39:50] HMN: i'm not arab

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[2014/11/03 18:15:07] hsmsful: HMN, entertain me

[2014/11/03 18:15:40] HMN:fine

[2014/11/03 18:15:46] Kuu-chan: No haman

[2014/11/03 18:15:48] Kuu-chan: just no

[2014/11/03 18:15:50] Kuu-chan: don't do that

[2014/11/03 18:16:00] HMN: what kind of entertainment would be to you liking hsms-sama?

[2014/11/03 18:16:23] hsmsful: hmmm .... cross-dress as a loli

[2014/11/03 18:16:27] hsmsful: with short skirt

[2014/11/03 18:16:28] hsmsful: and call me

[2014/11/03 18:16:31] hsmsful: onii-sama

[2014/11/03 18:16:43] HMN:onii-sama?

[2014/11/03 18:16:55] hsmsful:yes?

[2014/11/03 18:17:43] HMN: h-h-h-how could i be at your survice onii-sama?

[2014/11/03 18:18:03] hsmsful: owo

[2014/11/03 18:18:04] hsmsful: next

[2014/11/03 18:18:09] hsmsful: wear a naked apron

[2014/11/03 18:18:13] hsmsful: and make me a sandwich

[2014/11/03 18:18:17] hsmsful: while you are still a loli

[2014/11/03 18:18:40] HMN:are you sure i suck at making sandwiches

[2014/11/03 18:19:18] HMN: anyway...

[2014/11/03 18:19:25] *** HMN goes to make a sandwich ***

[2014/11/03 18:19:49] *** HMN is confused ***

[2014/11/03 18:20:02] hsmsful:it's ok (after all the sandwich isn't the one confirmed)

[2014/11/03 18:20:12] *** HMN makes zeet o za3tar ***

[2014/11/03 18:20:45] HMN: that's the best i could possibly manage onii-sama

[2014/11/03 18:22:32] hsmsful: *tastes the sandwich*

[2014/11/03 18:22:38] hsmsful: it's really delicious

[2014/11/03 18:22:43] HMN: yay

[2014/11/03 18:22:59] hsmsful: *licks HMN's ear* but not as delicious as you

[2014/11/03 18:23:17] HMN: o-o-o-o-o-o-onii-sama!!!!!!!!

[2014/11/03 18:23:25] hsmsful: what's wrong?

[2014/11/03 18:23:26] HMN: wtf am i doing?

[2014/11/03 18:24:42] hsmsful:entetaining me and you are doing it right

[2014/11/03 18:26:26 | Edited 18:26:43] HMN: anyway ahem o-o-o-onii-sama y-y-you can't do this........we're siblings....

[2014/11/03 18:27:17] Kenny"恭也" Santoso: its fukin useless

[2014/11/03 18:27:32] Kenny"恭也" Santoso: sibling or not Furu gonna molest u either way

[2014/11/03 18:27:48] HMN: i see

[2014/11/03 18:27:58] Kenny"恭也" Santoso: u will like it MM

[2014/11/03 18:28:05] HMN: i doubt it

[2014/11/03 18:28:15] hsmsful::so? it's not like I am molesting you or anything

[2014/11/03 18:28:22] hsmsful: you are my cute imouto after all

[2014/11/03 18:28:30 | Edited 18:28:34] Manuel (AKA Madvanced): wincest incoming

[2014/11/03 18:28:30] hsmsful: but I am going to keep you all for myself

[2014/11/03 18:28:38] HMN: b-b-b-but onii-sama......

[2014/11/03 18:28:44] hsmsful: shhhhhh

[2014/11/03 18:28:53] hsmsful: you don't have to talk

[2014/11/03 18:29:12] hsmsful: *brings HMN and puts her on his lap* just stay the way you are

[2014/11/03 18:29:15] *** HMN nods blushfully ***

[2014/11/03 18:30:16] HMN: o-o-onii-sama so warm...

[2014/11/03 18:30:45] hsmsful: *whispers into HMN's ears in a low voice* this apron looks so cute on you

[2014/11/03 18:31:08] *** HMN 's face turns red ***

[2014/11/03 18:31:39] hsmsful: *puts his hands on the the strings of the apron* I bet you are even cuter without the apron

[2014/11/03 18:31:44] HMN: i-i'm glad you like it onii-sama k-kyaaaaa~~~

[2014/11/03 18:32:02] hsmsful: *pulls the strings slowly*

[2014/11/03 18:32:41] hsmsful: oh your body is so small , you are really so cute

[2014/11/03 18:32:44] HMN: onii-sama??....

[2014/11/03 18:32:47] hsmsful: *licks HMN's ear*

[2014/11/03 18:33:17] HMN: onii-sama i have to tell you something...

[2014/11/03 18:33:28] hsmsful: what is it?

[2014/11/03 18:33:37] HMN: this is haram.

[2014/11/03 18:33:47] hsmsful: shhhhhh

[2014/11/03 18:33:56] hsmsful: I am not doing anything with you,am i?

[2014/11/03 18:34:24] HMN: w-w-we can't love each other

[2014/11/03 18:34:43 | Edited 18:34:53] hsmsful: ohhh don't be like that , we just have strong sibling love between each other

[2014/11/03 18:35:43] HMN: i-i-i-if you made up your mind onii-sama.....l-l-l-let's take our love to the next stage...

[2014/11/03 18:36:03] hsmsful:oh very daring of you, as expected of my imouto

[2014/11/03 18:36:16 | Edited 18:36:22] HMN: p-p-p-please turn around onii-sama.....

[2014/11/03 18:36:33] hsmsful: *turns around*

[2014/11/03 18:36:38] tai: now bend over

[2014/11/03 18:36:44] *** HMN pulls out his gun and shoots hsms ***

[2014/11/03 18:36:46] Manuel (AKA Madvanced):onii-sama gets surpirse buttsex

[2014/11/03 18:36:51] HMN: astalavesta baby

[2014/11/03 18:37:00] hsmsful: ..... h-h-h-hido----i

[2014/11/03 18:37:00] Manuel (AKA Madvanced): Hasta la vista*

[2014/11/03 18:37:03] hsmsful: *dies*

[2014/11/03 18:37:33] HMN: *scene end

[2014/11/03 18:38:56] HMN: otsukaresama people

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I want to join but since I probably have around a few million unread messages Skype crashes every time I try to open the chat

 

set it to not save chat messages and logs in the settings tab it will help speed you up , and when you launch right click the chat and select mark as read then open it.

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I want to join but since I probably have around a few million unread messages Skype crashes every time I try to open the chat

What? Skype crashing?

That never happens.ever.

I am not a rapist... you agreed to it .-.

You used me as your imouto to satisfy your sexual needs

Shame on you

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[2:51:01 PM] *** ohiowar looks for an S ***
[2:51:20 PM] Karuma: I-I can be one if you want
[2:51:21 PM] sirjabberwock: hii
[2:51:27 PM] ohiowar: No I don't wnat an S
[2:51:31 PM] ohiowar: I am a hardcore S
[2:51:40 PM] sirjabberwock: I consider myself both
[2:51:46 PM] Karuma: I never saw a S so meek
 
 
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