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HMN Fuwa Master

HMN

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the second installment of onii-samaXimouto 

 

[0:35:30] hsmsful: HMN shut up
[0:35:32] hsmsful: and suck my dick
[0:35:35] hsmsful: you're my imouto
[0:35:39] HMN: so?
[0:35:41] hsmsful: shut up and do your job
[0:35:45] HMN: oh

[0:35:58] HMN: but i can't do that onii-sama...

[0:36:29] hsmsful:you can do it as every imouto-san out there do it

[0:36:42] HMN: oo-o-okay then...
[0:36:56] HMN: p--p-p-please pull down your pants...

[0:37:01] *** HMN blushes ***

[0:37:14] hsmsful: I don't trust you, imouto-chan after last time
[0:37:16] hsmsful: but here it cums

[0:37:23] *** hsmsful pulls down his pants ***

[0:37:35] HMN: awawawawwa so big.....
[0:37:35] nee-chan~: the hentai in this chat
[0:37:37] nee-chan~: is too damn high

[0:37:42] HMN: nii-sama's thing...
[0:37:54] HMN: did......i...make you like that nii-sama?....

[0:38:05] hsmsful: hm hm hm are u amazed by my abilities, imouto-chan?
[0:38:10] hsmsful: and yeah you make me like that
[0:38:16] hsmsful: that's how much I fucking love you
[0:38:17] nee-chan~: ...

[0:38:45] HMN: o-o-o-o-okay then...i have to do something about it......since it's my fault...

[0:38:52] HMN: itadakimasu
[0:39:05] *** HMN slowly gets closer ***

[0:39:07] Nagisa Loli Fawkes: What's with this wincest roleplay?
[0:39:12] *** HMN glances at nii-sama ***

[0:39:27] *** hsmsful looks at imouto-chan ***
[0:39:39] HMN: i-i-i-i-is it really okay nii-sama?.....with someone like me.....
[0:39:46] hsmsful: yes it's totally ok
[0:39:47] hsmsful: go on

[0:39:49] hsmsful: continue
[0:39:53] *** HMN giggles ***

[0:39:58] HMN: hai nii-sama!
[0:40:11] *** HMN cuts hsms's chinpo with a sword ***

[0:40:20] HMN: hentai

[0:41:18] hsmsful:another bad end? this vn sure is hard

[0:42:32] Nagisa Loli Fawkes: That's what makes it good.
[0:42:35] HMN: you're doing my route of course it's gonna be hard

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Joris914 Fuwa Senior

Joris914

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[4:40:07] Joris Koevoets: When it comes to religion and spirituality, I am an absolute minimalist.

[4:40:32] Joris Koevoets: For me, life is nothing but a fortunate series of electrical pulses in a very complex system of proteins and stuff.

[4:40:41] Joris Koevoets: So when those reactions end, it's just that

[4:40:49] SpiduhBMX: O.o

[4:41:07] Joris Koevoets: Hmm?

[4:41:25] SpiduhBMX: I was gonna bring up ressurection

[4:41:33] SpiduhBMX: but i want to believe in it

[4:41:40] Karuma: wow

[4:41:43] Karuma: I think like that

[4:41:44] SpiduhBMX: and hope i will remember this life

[4:41:49] Karuma: and it feels good for me

[4:41:59 | 4:42:07 bewerkt] Joris Koevoets: If I would believe in something "because I want to believe it" I would fool myself.

[4:42:04] Karuma: I mean, everything is real

[4:42:29] SpiduhBMX: But if that means you can live out your life with more ease, then its worth it

[4:42:56] Joris Koevoets: A few days ago, I was talking to my brother, and at some point I answered a very deep philosophical question in a very symplistic and logical way.

[4:43:08] Joris Koevoets: Why does life feel the need to procreate?

[4:43:18] SpiduhBMX: Whats that mean?

[4:43:26] Joris Koevoets: What's what mean?

[4:43:32] SpiduhBMX: Procreate

[4:43:40] Joris Koevoets: Uhhh

[4:43:43] Joris Koevoets: How to explain

[4:43:58] Joris Koevoets: Ah yes, reproduce

[4:44:02] SpiduhBMX: Ahh

[4:44:11] Joris Koevoets: So, the answer is actually quite simple

[4:44:25] Joris Koevoets: If you look at life as just a series of reactions,

[4:44:37] SpiduhBMX: its a hormone

[4:44:49] SpiduhBMX: and we are programmed to reproduce

[4:44:52] Joris Koevoets: It's only logical that out of all systems that could take place, only the one that automatically procreates would be left behind.

[4:45:10] Joris Koevoets: So it's literally the only viable option that life wants to procreate

[4:45:35] SpiduhBMX: Life wants to live

[4:45:40] Joris Koevoets: That's true Sean but I'm talking on a more fundamental level.

[4:45:49] Joris Koevoets: WHY does it want to live?

[4:45:54] Joris Koevoets: Or reproduce?

[4:46:02] SpiduhBMX: Cause god wants us to learn.

[4:46:10] Joris Koevoets: And that's where I say no.

[4:46:20 | 4:46:25 bewerkt] SpiduhBMX: I expected that :P

[4:46:21] Joris Koevoets: For me it's purely logical

[4:46:42] Joris Koevoets: Like I said, imagine an ocean with no life in it, way back when life was formed.

[4:46:51] Joris Koevoets: Reactions between solutions in the water would take place.

[4:47:08] Joris Koevoets: Some of those reactions would result in more, other, more complex reactions

[4:47:13] Joris Koevoets: At some point,

[4:47:40] Joris Koevoets: only the series of reactions that have a tendency to reproduce themselves will remain

[4:47:52] SpiduhBMX:

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HMN Fuwa Master

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[19:13:03] HMN: hmmm seems dead to me
[19:13:13] *** HMN activates lurkero modo ***
[19:21:48] *** Nagisa Loli Fawkes measures the chat's blood pressure ***
[19:22:13] HMN: just leave it,it's been dead for a whole hour
[19:22:30] Nagisa Loli Fawkes: I regret to inform it has passed away.
[19:22:49] HMN: maybe if we linked plot?
[19:23:03] Nagisa Loli Fawkes: NO
[19:23:08] HMN: no?
[19:23:21] Nagisa Loli Fawkes: NO
[19:23:57] Nagisa Loli Fawkes: Nee, jo, la.
[19:24:01] Nagisa Loli Fawkes: Voch'
[19:24:06] HMN: نعم
[19:24:07] Nagisa Loli Fawkes: Deyil
[19:24:15] Nagisa Loli Fawkes: Nie
[19:24:26] Nagisa Loli Fawkes: Bú
[19:24:28] HMN: ok then any ideas?
[19:25:50] Nagisa Loli Fawkes: The problem is blood pressure.. so maybe we should feed it.
[19:26:02] HMN: we should feed it lolis
[19:26:21] Nagisa Loli Fawkes: No, we shall feed them senpais.
[19:26:25] HMN: NO
[19:26:33] Nagisa Loli Fawkes: Yes.
[19:26:36] HMN: NO
[19:26:45] HMN: just grope it or something
[19:26:46] Nagisa Loli Fawkes: Yup.
[19:26:52] HMN: maybe it'll wake up\
[19:27:06] *** Nagisa Loli Fawkes fills up a bag with senpais ***
[19:27:15] *** HMN points a gun at nagi ***
[19:27:20] HMN: don't make a dumb move
[19:27:26] HMN: or lolis will suffer
[19:27:32] *** Nagisa Loli Fawkes uses the bag as a shield ***
[19:27:36] HMN: tsk
[19:28:01] *** HMN shows a screen where lolis are held ***
[19:28:10 | Edited 19:28:19] HMN: want me to blow them up?
[19:28:22] *** Nagisa Loli Fawkes opens up the bag, showing HMN that inside are only male senpais ***
[19:28:39] HMN: za plot twist!!
[19:28:58] Nagisa Loli Fawkes: Can I feed it now?
[19:29:28] HMN: feel free ^^
[19:30:07] *** Nagisa Loli Fawkes launches the bag full of senpais down the chat's mouth ***
[19:30:29] Nagisa Loli Fawkes: And then, their desperate senpai girlfriends, throw themselves down as well.
[19:31:08] HMN: well,if they throw themselves for other males,that means i didn't have a chance with them in the first place
[19:31:45] Nagisa Loli Fawkes: And also in a moment of sadness, their older sisters also jump down the hole.
[19:32:15] Nagisa Loli Fawkes: Single older sisters.
[19:32:22] HMN: you want to see the world burn don't you?
[19:32:31] *** HMN blows up lolis for lulz ***
[19:32:55] Nagisa Loli Fawkes: Hey, that shit wasn't my fault, you fiend.
[19:33:01] Nagisa Loli Fawkes: They threw themselves.
[19:33:15] HMN: hence why for lulz
[19:33:44] *** HMN slaughters a loli sadistically ***
[19:33:50] HMN: for lulz of course
[19:33:58] Nagisa Loli Fawkes: Y-You cunt. (angry)
[19:34:13] Nagisa Loli Fawkes: You're a heartless murderer!!
[19:35:12] HMN: says the one who was the reason for killing senpais,senpais's girlfriends,and senpais girlfriends's nee-chans
[19:35:22] HMN: you scum
[19:35:31] Nagisa Loli Fawkes: I only killed the senpais..
[19:35:36] Nagisa Loli Fawkes: The rest was suicide.
[19:36:15] HMN: and look at the consequences
[19:36:17 | Removed 19:36:30] HMN: This message has been removed.
[19:36:23] HMN: :/
[19:36:54] Nagisa Loli Fawkes: So, if you winning a contest cause another contestant to suicide, it's your fault?
[19:37:49] HMN: you're good at twisting things i'll give you that
[19:37:59] HMN: anyhow.....
[19:38:07] Nagisa Loli Fawkes: :D
[19:38:24] Nagisa Loli Fawkes: I'm told that a lot.
[19:38:31] Nagisa Loli Fawkes: Really.
[19:39:11] *** HMN stabs a loli in the eye using scissors ***
[19:39:33] HMN: ^corpse party
[19:39:35] *** Nagisa Loli Fawkes takes Yumiko hostage ***
[19:39:42] HMN: woah waoh waoh
[19:39:46] HMN: it got real now.
[19:40:01] Nagisa Loli Fawkes: Stop zat, m8.
[19:40:05] Nagisa Loli Fawkes: Or she dies.
[19:40:06] HMN: back away slowly and i promise i won't go arabu modo
[19:40:29] Nagisa Loli Fawkes: Non non, you back away from those lolis.
[19:41:13] HMN: if you touch her i'm eating your heart
[19:41:21] *** HMN throws lolis to nagi ***
[19:41:23] Nagisa Loli Fawkes: I'll prove I'm serious.
[19:41:28] Nagisa Loli Fawkes: Oh, okay.
[19:41:36] Nagisa Loli Fawkes: Nice choice.
[19:41:51] HMN: i'm not taking chances with my waifu
[19:42:44] *** Nagisa Loli Fawkes lets Yumiko go (with a bomb strapped) "Let us go, and I'll disarm the bomb remotically once I'm 1km away on my helicopter, I don't want to take chances with you" ***
[19:43:20] HMN: are you using bombs against an arab?
[19:43:45 | Edited 19:43:51] HMN: well to be honest i took the same measures
[19:44:10] HMN: see that red button?
[19:44:18] Nagisa Loli Fawkes: Alright, then let's do this in a smart way.
[19:44:34] Nagisa Loli Fawkes: The bomb is syncronized with my heart beat, so if I die, she dies.
[19:44:44] Nagisa Loli Fawkes: Just let us go.
[19:45:31 | Edited 19:45:41] HMN: wtf? i was gonna type the same thing.
[19:45:55] Nagisa Loli Fawkes: Oh?
[19:46:02] HMN: another plot twist nagi is an arab
[19:46:14] Nagisa Loli Fawkes: Wut?
[19:46:24] HMN: nyahahahahan
[19:46:32] Nagisa Loli Fawkes: ZAT PLOT TWIST
[19:47:12] Nagisa Loli Fawkes: I'm true, I'm infected with the "zat".. only arabs can have that illness..
[19:47:29] HMN: nyahahahan
[19:47:46] HMN: just according to plan
[19:48:13] *** Nagisa Loli Fawkes flees with the lolis while HMN is distracted laughing ***
[19:48:29] Nagisa Loli Fawkes: Just according to plan.
[19:48:32] *** HMN defuses yumiko's bomb ***
[19:48:46] *** HMN hugs yumiko ***
[19:48:54] *** HMN takes yumiko to bed ***
[19:48:58] *** Nagisa Loli Fawkes defuses the loli's bombs ***
[19:49:02] *** HMN is gonna start an H-scene now ***
[19:49:07] *** Nagisa Loli Fawkes takes the lolis back to their homes ***
[19:49:13] Nagisa Loli Fawkes: Oh, go ahead.
[19:49:34] HMN: ok where's my senpai? she can role play as yumiko
[19:50:33] HMN: i'll save it for later then.
[19:50:49] HMN: that was pretty entertaining though nagi
[19:50:55] Nagisa Loli Fawkes: I need to go to my afternoon classes now, this was some fun story writing. (y)

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Lefon Fuwa Senior

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Not sure if this belongs here but i made a skype bot give up. The conversation was pretty long and i didn't want to take up the whole page so i just got the last part.

 

[12:53:34] passionflowers71: pics are old skool hehe, i like to do cam 2 cam :)  i'm online right now http://5x3Bv3ZSn.verifiedcamlive.com im the main girl u see there, type to me on the right hand side of my video
[12:53:58] The entire population of England: Because your a slut right?
[12:54:06] The entire population of England: 1V1 ME TETRIS!
[12:54:17] passionflowers71: Soo??? THank's for the compliment ;)
[12:54:48] The entire population of England: I am a god at tetris you won't even know what happens when i the rows start curmbling
[12:55:18] passionflowers71: im down for the holidays early from college took some time off, was exhausting me..can i ask you a personal question?
[12:55:33] The entire population of England: Is it how good i am at tetris
[12:55:56] passionflowers71: blondes or brunettes, which do you prefer? :P
[12:56:26] The entire population of England: Blue line blocks
[12:56:55] passionflowers71: always blondes c'monn ;) lol i was a brunette but i like myself better blonde...i kinda wanna dye it for the winter though :) you on any dating sites? tinder?
[12:57:10] The entire population of England: Fuck you play me on tetris!
[12:57:34] passionflowers71: okay, that was rude!  what's with the language!?
[12:58:04] The entire population of England: So do you want to play tetris or not?
[12:58:31] passionflowers71: i was on tinder but those guys on there are creeps lol..do you have a cammeetup account? im on there
[13:00:00] The entire population of England: No tetris?
[13:00:33] passionflowers71: my page is http://kzgdxPYyH.verifiedcamlive.com hit connect and it'll turn my video on for you..im a little shy, as you can see in my pic lol
[13:01:18] The entire population of England: What is even the point in living anymore
[13:01:22] The entire population of England: The entire population of England hangs him self
[13:01:57] passionflowers71: well i figure we've already talked this much lol..message me in the chat on cammeetup after you join and we'll exchange more info :)
[13:03:15] The entire population of England: I cani do et captan
[13:03:29] passionflowers71: ok

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Hakamichi_Sajaki Fuwa Senior

Hakamichi_Sajaki

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[27/11/2014 23:52:56] Rilarion: EAT THIS HYMEN
[27/11/2014 23:53:04] Rilarion: IM GONNA POP YOU WITH THIS
[27/11/2014 23:53:06] HMN: looks llike shawerma
[27/11/2014 23:53:14] HMN: nuoooooooooooooo
[27/11/2014 23:53:17] HMN: neeeeeeeeeeee-chan
[27/11/2014 23:53:20] Rilarion: ITS CALLED DÜRÜM
[27/11/2014 23:53:29] Rilarion: NOW EAT IT
[27/11/2014 23:53:30] Rilarion: HOT
[27/11/2014 23:53:32] Rilarion: AND CHILLY
[27/11/2014 23:53:36] Rilarion: GO ON
[27/11/2014 23:53:40] Rilarion: OPEN YOUR MOUTH
[27/11/2014 23:53:42] HMN: i don't like spicy foooooood
[27/11/2014 23:53:45] HMN: noooooo
[27/11/2014 23:53:50] Rilarion: EAT YOU LITTLE SHIT
[27/11/2014 23:53:55] *** HMN sobs ***
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Rilarion

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[27/11/2014 23:52:56] Rilarion: EAT THIS HYMEN
[27/11/2014 23:53:04] Rilarion: IM GONNA POP YOU WITH THIS
[27/11/2014 23:53:06] HMN: looks llike shawerma
[27/11/2014 23:53:14] HMN: nuoooooooooooooo
[27/11/2014 23:53:17] HMN: neeeeeeeeeeee-chan
[27/11/2014 23:53:20] Rilarion: ITS CALLED DÜRÜM
[27/11/2014 23:53:29] Rilarion: NOW EAT IT
[27/11/2014 23:53:30] Rilarion: HOT
[27/11/2014 23:53:32] Rilarion: AND CHILLY
[27/11/2014 23:53:36] Rilarion: GO ON
[27/11/2014 23:53:40] Rilarion: OPEN YOUR MOUTH
[27/11/2014 23:53:42] HMN: i don't like spicy foooooood
[27/11/2014 23:53:45] HMN: noooooo
[27/11/2014 23:53:50] Rilarion: EAT YOU LITTLE SHIT
[27/11/2014 23:53:55] *** HMN sobs ***

 

ITS A LIE HE MADE THEM UP

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