SanadaShadow Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 Granted, now posting anything gets you banned permanently. From the Internet. I wish I could install Bioshock Infinite from disc on my PC (Steam makes me download it instead).What's the difference? Granted, however you soon find that Steam, in its jealousy, has released a virus on your computer that black screens the game. (I'm not even gonna try anymore) In any case, I wish Wil (FE) had good growths. Rebecca's nice, but I like Wil better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sakanaとkoeda Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 Granted. But his bow misfires during you first battle, and he dies. Granted. You're rescued by Mahou Shoujo Chiruchiru, who proceeds to drive you so insane with her crappy tsundere lines in the process that, once you arrive, you commit suicide by running directly into the dragon's gullet right as he belches out a gout of flame. You manage to die from a combination of severe burns and liquidation caused by the dragon's powerful gastric juices. The spirits of your dead friends and neighbors are making fun of you and your hilarious death, and don't particularly care that you failed to avenge them. I wish that didn't happen, and we actually discover a hidden town whose residents offer us shelter and a grand feast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crunchytaco Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 Granted, then you find out they're cannibals (you probably already suspected so). Of course you're already be roasted by then. I wish your profile picture had color. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sakanaとkoeda Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 Granted. However, by that time you'll have been torn to pieces ~ Shichika Yasuri (Katanagatari). Granted, then you find out they're cannibals (you probably already suspected so). Of course you're already be roasted by then. I wish I only suffered severe tans. But Paul, my squire, died during the escape. I also wish Paul was still alive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SanadaShadow Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 Granted, but now Paul is basically a revived skeleton, a nerfed version of his former self. He shall never grow to be anything ore than a mindless vassal, bound by the chains of his fate, his soul trapped within a corpsen shell, cursing you for wishing that wish. Also, the tans be poisonous because reverse deus ex machina. Since lately I've been obsessed with srpgs, lets go with Yggdra Union. I wish normal enemies had battle music as awesome as "Roswell Sortie!". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sakanaとkoeda Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 Granted. But I'm just kidding. (: No wish for you! Granted, but now Paul is basically a revived skeleton, a nerfed version of his former self. He shall never grow to be anything ore than a mindless vassal, bound by the chains of his fate, his soul trapped within a corpsen shell, cursing you for wishing that wish. Also, the tans be poisonous because reverse deus ex machina. Well, at least we are alive. ----------END Chapter 1--------- I wish I had a revelation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SanadaShadow Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 It is revealed to you that you are not very good at this wish granting thing. I wish that my earlier wish was granted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insania Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 It is revealed to you that you are not very good at this wish granting thing. I wish that my earlier wish was granted. Granted, but you are now deaf. I wish I could control time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crunchytaco Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 Granted, you can fast forward and rewind, but you can never interfere with the affairs of... well anything that isn't time. I wish I could do no arm push ups. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funyarinpa Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 Granted, you can fast forward and rewind, but you can never interfere with the affairs of... well anything that isn't time. I wish I could do no arm push ups. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Poltroon Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 Granted, gaming journalism is no longer corrupt. Coincidentally, gaming is no longer a thing and went extinct, somehow. I wish I wasn't so shy in public. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funyarinpa Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 Granted, gaming journalism is no longer corrupt. Coincidentally, gaming is no longer a thing and went extinct, somehow. I wish I wasn't so shy in public. Granted. You now molest girls in public. And get paid for it. I wish I could wish a funny wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SanadaShadow Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 Granted, but how will you? You've already used up your wish. I wish for a wish that wishes for wishes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nohman Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 Granted, but the wish is completely removed from your own will, resulting in a disastrous series of events that bring ruin to the world. I wish to nail this employment law exam tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SanadaShadow Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 Granted. However, you simply don't make the cut- You're fired days after you start. I wish for a real toy gun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiquidShu Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 Granted you get a Nerf gun I wish for a new Thresh skin in League. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phersu Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 Granted. It makes your team lose every time. I wish Mayucchi from MajiKoi is real, loves me, will never cheat on me, and can beat up anybody. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crunchytaco Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 Too many wishes to compute. Only one wish was granted. She becomes real. However, she NTRs you with your childhood friend nemesis. I wish I wasn't so evil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenshin_sama Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 Granted, but someone who's more evil than you takes over and wreaks greater havoc on the world. I wish I reached enlightenment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phersu Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 Granted. You reached Enlightment, the Indian restaurant in NY. (Jokes on that person, I don't have a childhood friend/nemesis! No netori for you.) I wish Batman would kill the Batman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeroDragon12 Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 Granted, but it's a batman impersonator who committed suicide. (a batman did kill a batman aka himself) I wish corrupt a wish would end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crunchytaco Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 Granted, but like all those wishes before you, it never succeeds. I wish a Mod would lock up every thread but corrupt a wish for a day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phersu Posted September 13, 2014 Share Posted September 13, 2014 Granted. Corrupt a Wish isn't locked, but deleted instead. I wish that Santa would put me on the good list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustThisOne Posted September 13, 2014 Share Posted September 13, 2014 Granted, but it turns out that Santa is a Lovecraftian horror. I wish I did not have to walk to work tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeroDragon12 Posted September 13, 2014 Share Posted September 13, 2014 Granted, you no longer have a job to walk to. I wish that I had a TARDIS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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