Katatsumuri

Why does conversations like this never happen when I'm on IRC?

This thread needs more optical illusions like this one.

Granted, yet you have no control of it, and it proceeds to rip you to pieces. I wish for the power to subtly influence peoples actions

Granted, you're turned into a blob of goo that will stay healthy for the rest of your life. I wish I had all the video-game consoles that have ever existed

1. While I could explain the situation for the rest of the class, I doubt that I would survive against the panther. 1. loosing a your legs 2. loosing your arms

Granted. You now know the theory behind it, yet you are physically unable to put the knowledge into practice. I wish for a remote-controlled garden gnome

country: Canada Gender: Male Age: 30

Granted, but to gain access to this wish, you have to sleep for thirty years. I wish that cats had the power to cure any kind of mental illness

How do you even... too confusing... My brain... STAHP!!!

Granted, you now have a demonic tissue pack that eats anything that gets close to it but(!) Also produces an infinite amount of tissues. I wish for some food...

Granted, you sleep a dreamless sleep... forever... I wish that I had 500 posts so I could change my rank for a custom one

I might be a bit late, but I bid you welcome

Your persuade skill has reached max lvl. LVL UP! Please choose a perk for your new lvl.

Granted, the apples are worm-infested. I wish my life had a quick-save and a quick-load function

Your sacrifice will not be forgotten... It's been an honour *salutes*

Welcome, I hope that you will find the forums enjoyable...

"Baumkuchen... tasty..."

Granted, You have no work at all. AKA you're fired. I wish I was better at interacting with people

Is this where we might end up with food that looks so horrible that it's censored, or do we need a VN heroine for that?

That's... that's quite a breakdown you had there. You alright? Or more importantly, is your keyboard alright?

Granted, but every time you use your time powers, a year of your life disappears whether it has happened or will happen. I wish for a trip to Japan.

For SCIENCE of course!

I think that Walkure romanze looks the most interesting of the two. Of course, I really wouldn't mind if both were translated.

Hmmm... This is going to be a bit difficult... *clears throat 1. A reasonable length, maybe around 30-50 hours. 2. Very emotional 3. No harem (a dramatic love-triangle is good though) 4. If possible, a linear plot with several chapters (think Ef or G-senjou no maou) 5. A small amount of animation 6. Good artwork and high-quality CGs 7. Must have a great atmosphere 8. Few, but very romantic H-scenes 9. A likable protagonist with voice-acting

I just say Visual novel because that's the word I heard first. Of course, despite eroge being the "real" term for the particular ones I'm usually reading, I still use Visual Novel simply because the people I'm talking to in RL have barely heard the term before, and therefore, I don't really want them to associate any VN with something like nukige. Also, It's a very general term.