Yukiru

congratulations on entering~ 
the next question is really important to survive in this forums:
do... you like lolis?

Well, at least you had a cake.

dammit.

Pure #fuwanovel quality
 
* Lewy_ ([email protected]) has joined
* Lewycool has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
* Lewy_ is now known as Lewycool
* Naomii is now known as Lewdygay
<Lewdygay> o.o'
<solidbatman> rude
* Zakamutt pokes Lewdygay
<Lewdygay> Nyaaa~?
<Zakamutt> hmm, so you're gay
* Lewdygay pokes back.
<Zakamutt> gl moment time!~
<Zakamutt> bl*
* Zakamutt slowly approches lewdy
<Lewdygay> b...l?
<Lewdygay> O______________o'
<Zakamutt> we're both boys right now, right?
<Lewycool> Lewdygay?
<Lewycool> Wut
* Lewdygay is now known as Naomii
<Zakamutt> cause im pretty sure lewy is one
* Naomii runs.
<Zakamutt> kukukukukukukukuku
<Naomii> BAKAAAAAA!!!!!!!
* Naomii has been successfully counter-trolled xP
* Lewycool confused
<Zakamutt> sorry, have to defend my bro louise
<Zakamutt> ~
* solidbatman hands Lewycool and potato
<solidbatman> there there. just let them be
* Onee-chan gives voice to ProBlackbird
<Lewycool> AAAAAAAAAAAAA :｣
<Lewycool> :3
* Lewycool eats the potato
<Lewycool> Hehehehehe
* ProBlackbird eats fish
<Zakamutt> wait a minute, it's 'a' potato
<Zakamutt> huh, the typo was stronger than I thought
<solidbatman> teehee
* Zakamutt tickles batman
* solidbatman reflexivly kicks zaka
<Zakamutt> fvck
* Zakamutt flies to the moon
* Lewycool sits in the corner with his potato
* Zakamutt discovers a moonbase and a kid who's into dtock trading
<Zakamutt> stock*
* Zakamutt becomes a girl tsundere and suddenly acquires tragic past
<Naomii> o.o'
* You have been kicked from #fuwanovel by Naomii (Zakamutt)
* Now talking on #fuwanovel
* Topic for #fuwanovel is: Fuwanovel.org - Making Visual Novels Popular in the West~!
* Topic for #fuwanovel set by [email protected] (Fri Nov 29 23:12:02 2013)
* Onee-chan gives voice to Zakamutt
<Naomii> Dx
* solidbatman confesses to Zakamutt
<Zakamutt> what
<solidbatman> its the eyes
* Naomii cries.
<Zakamutt> I'm just making references to some obscure vn nobody knows about
<Naomii> You're bullying me now!!!
<Naomii> BAKAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
<Lewycool> .....
<solidbatman> <.<
* Lewycool is still confused
<solidbatman> whats wrong with the other ops today
<solidbatman> its like im the only sane one
<Naomii> Cuz you are :v
<Zakamutt> they are afflicted with tsundere
<Naomii> ^
<solidbatman> wait
<Naomii> = 3 =
<solidbatman> arent i supposed to be the tsundere here?
<Lewycool> Tsun-Tsun = best girl
* Naomii pulls out her potato launcher.
<Lewycool> Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
<Zakamutt> I know, but you turned out to just be a Standoffish Man
* Naomii aims at Lewycool.
<Lewycool> POTATO GUN!!
* Naomii fires a hot potato at lewy at 1000 fps.
<Zakamutt> <Lewycool> Tsun-Tsun = best girl
<Zakamutt> hmm, im best girl
<Zakamutt> so am I tsuntsun?
<Naomii> No.
<Naomii> You are troll-troll.
* Lewycool runs and dodges Naomii's shots then hugs her
<Naomii> Uwaa!
* Naomii has been disarmed.
* Zakamutt collects naomii's arms
* Zakamutt renames naomii Rin
* solidbatman sighs
<Lewycool> Moe Nao
* Zakamutt throws Rin into katawa shoujo
<Naomii> O______________O'
* Naomii teaches Zakamutt proper english.
<Lewycool>
* Ayuchan has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
* Zakamutt is confused
<Naomii> To be disarmed means that your weapon has been stripped from you, not your arms.
<Naomii> :v
* Zakamutt is punning and she thinks he's lacking knowledge in the area
* Ayuchan ([email protected]) has joined
<solidbatman> Rin route was the only KS i enjoyed
<solidbatman> granted i only read Rin and Emi
* Naomii is punning and Zakamutt thinks she's serious >
* Zakamutt is not punning, she's faking not gettignthe joke in ever deepening layers of ironyu
* Naomii throws Lewy at Zakamutt.
<Zakamutt> damn
* solidbatman continues procrastinating
<Lewycool> Zakamutt does not comply with proper english. Zakamutt is now on confused mode
* Zakamutt catches lewy and kisses
<Lewycool> Don't give me the troll
<Naomii> YAOI?!?!
* Zakamutt loses confusion
* Lewycool throws Zakamutt to Ayuchan
* Naomii pulls out her camera.
* Zakamutt picks up ayuchan and cuddles
<Ayuchan> lol
* Zakamutt throws ayuchan at lewy
* Naomii starts the running commentary.
* Lewycool eats ayuchan
<Zakamutt> rude
<Lewycool> Taste like a potato :3
<Lewycool> Tasted&*
<Naomii> And this here is #fuwanovel's favorite sport: toss the troll~
<Zakamutt> TWIST ENDING AYU WAS A POTATO ALL ALONG
<Lewycool> :OOOOOOOOOOOOO
<Ayuchan> WAT
<Ayuchan> LIES
* Lewycool throws Naomii at Zakamutt
* Zakamutt catches and gently lets down
<Lewycool> It is toss the troll after all ~
* Naomii flies throught the air.
<Naomii> And this is a perfect example of the madness of this room.
<AxionAzure> I thought fuwanovel's favorite sport was kicking Lewy
<AxionAzure> guess I was wrong
<Lewycool> ;(
* Naomii has kicked Lewycool from #fuwanovel (Lewycool)
* Lewycool ([email protected]) has joined
<Zakamutt> that's #2
<Naomii> But it is though :3
<Lewycool> I don't do nothing wrong ;(
<Naomii> You were born +.+'
<Lewycool> WHY DO I GET PUNISHED
* solidbatman shakes his head and goes afk from the channel
* Zakamutt edges away from naomi to gain a respectable distance
<Naomii> You were born +.+'
<AxionAzure> that's why Lewy'll always be #1, he needs no reason to be kicked!
* Lewycool stops being nice to everyone
* Zakamutt throws a potato to lewy
<Lewycool> I will be evil !! From  now on
<Zakamutt> oh well
* Lewycool reads up about being evil
<Naomii> Lewycool has finally gone tsun on us!
<Zakamutt> hmm
* AxionAzure lits a banner "1# loocyweL!"
<Zakamutt> you need to change your name first of all
<Zakamutt> how about gangamamer?
* Lewycool is now known as EvilLewycool
* Naomii has kicked EvilLewycool from #fuwanovel (EvilLewycool)
* EvilLewycool ([email protected]) has joined
<Ayuchan> brb watching the latest refrain episode
<EvilLewycool> I AM EVIL !!!
<Zakamutt> live ma i
<EvilLewycool> Fear me !!
<Naomii> Bad EvilLewycool +.+'
* EvilLewycool steals nao's stuff
<AxionAzure> Ooooh, I still don't have a figure of Lewy in evil mode, anyone has any idea where I can buy it?
* Naomii parries.
<solidbatman> stop kicking
* EvilLewycool sales Zakamutt on Ebay
* Zakamutt styeals the money
<fuwanovel> <zhurai> *sells
* AxionAzure buys Zakamutt.
<EvilLewycool> ugh
* Zakamutt picks up AxionAzure and cuddles
* Naomii throws solidbatman at EvilLewycool
* EvilLewycool stabs zhurai
<solidbatman> w/e
<AxionAzure> o////o;
* solidbatman has quit (Quit: Leaving)
<fuwanovel> * zhurai cuts EvilLewycool with a sword
<Naomii> !
* EvilLewycool regenerates
<Zakamutt> batman goign standoffish man mode agen
<AxionAzure> by the way, I think we've upsetted batman :|
<fuwanovel> <zhurai> plot twist, the sword had anti regenative properties
<EvilLewycool> Nope
<EvilLewycool> Don't worry about Batman
<EvilLewycool> He's a Tsun. He'll be back
* EvilLewycool is now known as Lewycool
<Zakamutt> AND SO THE TALE ENDS
<Lewycool> I can't be evil :/
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<Lewycool> Don't know how
<Naomii> Lewycool is pure love <3
<Naomii> Das why Nao loves Lewy :3

Oh, guess what? Members only. Silly moderator, thinking he'd get to enjoy the privilege as well... 

so you don't mind the endless libido...  i mean welcome~

noo, not at all
 
I certainly DID NOT force anyone to delete his character and make new loli one, I certainly DID NOT force anyone to pay 5$ to change his current char to a loli!

I really enjoyed week 3. It was nice actually writing creatively for once in my life and I had a surprising amount of fun doing so. I actually ended up looking forward to each day's challenge quite a bit. That being said, I'll go with...
 
Week One
For week one, all you need to do is respond to this post. If you have any questions at all, ask. Simple as that.
 
*ahem*
 
It was a simpler time, one where I was wide-eyed and thought of this contest only as a nice oppurtunity to intereact with the wonderful community I had more recently joined.
It was before I realized that this contest would end up being quite the time commitment.
It was before I'd realized I'd thrown myself to the judgment of a capricious and cruel Batman.
It was before Mario Cart was brought in as a metaphor.
 
You really made us work, I wasn't expecting to expend as much thought and time, nor have as much fun as I did. I had never really competed in anything like this before, so week one marked the beginning of a surpringly enjoyable experience. 

*looks disappointed no one has given a loli for him to do terrible things to* Hello, welcome to the forums.

Songs To Visual Novel By
(Yes, That's A Verb)
 
Featuring hit titles hand-picked by the author of The Geek Clinic
 
1.     Sharin no Tune-y
An ode to the country of sunflowers.
[Warning]: Any bearers of the “Prohibition From Enjoying Straight-Up Slammin’ Music” caught listening to this song will have their Obligation extended.
 
2.     Dangan Ron-Carol ~ Christmas at Kibougamine ~
Christmas is a time of peace, though the students at Kibougamine recognize that it’s also a time unsuspecting victims let their guards down.
 
3.     The Command Seal Of My Heart
Even time itself can’t stop True Love, especially when the King of Knights is involved.
 
4.     Hymn of Higurashi (A.K.A. Oh God, What The Fuck?)
What is this I don’t even…
 
5.     Aselia The Songstress: The Blue Spirit Blues
A haunting melody about life on the front lines with only your sword to guide you.
 
6.     Katawa Showgirl
Disabilities won’t stop these girls from capturing your heart. Don’t let all of the wolf-whistles put you off!
 
7.     Protagonist’s Poem Medley
It’s hard being a main character. Sometimes you just don’t want to be surrounded by beautiful girls clamouring for your attention.
 
8.     Little Busters! Lullaby
A soothing number to remind you of the days of your youth, courtesy of the Little Busters! baseball team.
 
9.     Devil’s Air on the G-String
Usami Haru performs a classical violin piece for your listening pleasure. You can’t see it, but the entire song was recorded in her favourite penguin costume!
 
10. Remember11 – The Anthem of Infinity
This spirited number will help you discover a side to yourself you never knew existed!
 
 

 
 

 
 
 
The embarrassment...I can feel it already >.<
Lyrics are on the video's page, if anyone is interested.
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTTOjy2U92I

2 I will then cover myself with vaseline and become a slug
 
1 Always smell like feces
2 Only smell feces

Album name: The Solidbatman: Memorial Collection
 

I have returned from the dead, the report from last night:
 
As i had forgotten i had my speakers on max since i hadn't been listening to anything on the computer since noon, the moaning sounds pretty much reached the entire house (I live in a small place and all the bedrooms are next to each other). My dad burst into my room a few minutes after saying i have no shame for watching porn. Told my dad I didn't want to hear that from someone who takes their laptop to the bathroom and stays in there for 30 minutes to "check facebook", even though i wasn't even watching porn in the first place but I think it was a better explanation than telling my dad i was watching a woman record her own moans. Dad got quiet and said to turn the computer off and left.
 
I think today i set up one victory flag in my family's hierarchy.

Unlimited Fuwan Works
 
Fuwality Marble
 
Fuwandora Box
 
The Great Fuwan Grail
 
Mixed Extra Spicy Mapo Tofu

probably nothing worth posting about, theyre just people who are having their 5 minutes of fun and then moving on to the next item to bash. and the 4chan link when i clicked on it had already 404'd.

Edit: ALSO! i dont feel too comfortable with that thread title -_-

So, there's this thread about animes explained in one sentence: forums.fuwanovel.net/index.php?/topic/1947-animes-explained-in-one-sentence/
I decided to make a VN ripoff counterpart of it. Let's begin~
 
Sengoku Rance: Conquering Japan is a minor excuse to have sex
Daibanchou: Saving Japan is a minor excuse to have sex
Steins Gate: You can make a time leap machine out of a microwave
 

welcome to the fuwa empire the empire of moe and loli, perhaps i should just say moe since lolis are usually moe but whatever.
have a nice time lurking around~

Thank you.
 
Be warned that I have a severe lack of talent in this field.  However, I think the characters are at least partially recognizable.
 

This is too hard... o.0

It's really hard--"


Background story:




Tools, sources and others:



tools: Wacom Bamboo Manga
Batman pic draw it myself (+ a little bit tracing (Batman's right hand) from google pics, Search google image with keywords: Batman Arkham Origins for more info)
Hachikuji pic draw it myself (while looking at the anime), pic:

Hm. I guess it's time to tell a bit of myself to more people.
So, I'm somewhat of a hikkikomori. The Brazillian government blessed me with a slackjob that I can do at home (it's basically organizing files and sending emails), and because of very personal reasons, it would be somewhat insane for me to go outside of my own free will.
I use supermarket delivery when I want something, so I don't really go out. Until not so long ago, there was a certain idiot that forced me to go out, but that person is not here anymore.
 
So, my motivation? they provide me a life. I gave up on 3D completely (again, for very personal reasons), however, I genuinely have fun with animes, VNs, mangas and such. 
They provide me the sort of fun and entertainment that I would never be able to have normally, considering my issues. I specially like seeing incredible protagonists and imagining myself as the heroine. "I may not be able to  fly, but someday someone who can may take me with him".... I know better than anyone about how that is just a fantasy, but I can't really give up on it. I guess I'm quite the childish one, huh~
 
Well, there is still much of the Otaku culture for me to brave, and I'm already doing this since 7 years ago. I still feel like I'm just at the beginning. Since they provide me an incredible amount of happiness, and since I pretty much only keep learning and entering more and more at this culture, I guess that in the end, I must be one of the happiest people on earth. I spend over 14 hours of my day with a smile in my face because of it, after all.
 
So, that's my answer. They make my life worth living~

You can always shoot for Mio, just have to force your voice to a high pitch. Sounds like a piece of cake

The dangers of using words you don't know...
 
<Defendos-Clone> whats shota:P
<Defendos-Clone> aagain
<Defendos-Clone> ;p
<Ryechu> o.O
<Zakaaeru> cute little boys
<Dragoon> shota = little boys
<Zakaaeru> ~
<Mephisto> i haven't the faintest idea
<Defendos-Clone> wait
<Defendos-Clone> WHAT
<Ryechu> SEC I GOT THIS
<Mephisto> lol
<Defendos-Clone> wait wait wait
<Defendos-Clone> shota=cute boys?
<Dragoon> Defendos-Clone: aka boku no pico
<Mephisto> silly defendos
<Zakaaeru> yes deffy
<Ryechu> http://vndb.org/v8494
<Defendos-Clone> OMFG
<Defendos-Clone> I HATE SHOTA
<Dragoon> GOOD
<Defendos-Clone> NEVER SAID LIKE
<Defendos-Clone> NEVEEER
<Defendos-Clone> i take back my words
<Defendos-Clone> FOREVER

they could also say that loli hentai causes a decrease in birth rate since too many sods are too busy in their basement getting it on with five finger sally over real women.
 
without proof, all you have is words. there is no proof that a causes b in this instance.

Don't change it, it would be like cutting off your face and running around without skin O.o