JustThisOne Posted June 29, 2014 Share Posted June 29, 2014 Granted, it kills you then eats your flesh. I wish I could concentrate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
satoshikyouma Posted June 29, 2014 Share Posted June 29, 2014 granted,but there's a beautiful girl and suddenly you began to stalk her~ I wish I had a biscuit...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HMN Posted June 29, 2014 Share Posted June 29, 2014 granted but the biscuit is poisoned i wish wanko stops beating me up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
satoshikyouma Posted June 29, 2014 Share Posted June 29, 2014 granted,but unfortunately,I take over..... I wish someone told me to run away from rabbits..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scars Unseen Posted June 29, 2014 Share Posted June 29, 2014 Granted, but they forgot to tell you that you'll only die tired. I wish for everyone to speak exclusively in tautologies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Poltroon Posted June 29, 2014 Share Posted June 29, 2014 Granted, I don't even need to corrupt this one. You'll die tired of it. I wish I had a butler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HMN Posted June 29, 2014 Share Posted June 29, 2014 Granted but the butler is an assassin that his mission is to kill you i wish i could go to miku's concert Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
satoshikyouma Posted June 29, 2014 Share Posted June 29, 2014 granted but unfortunately,you can't handle crowds~ :3 I wish someone will kill me~! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scars Unseen Posted June 29, 2014 Share Posted June 29, 2014 Granted, but it may take a while. How's your pain tolerance? I wish for the Nile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HMN Posted June 29, 2014 Share Posted June 29, 2014 Granted but this causes diplomatic issues ultimately leading to a third world war I wish for a joke in the next post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nagisa_Fawkes Posted June 29, 2014 Share Posted June 29, 2014 Why did the chicken cross the street? To reach the other side. Granted, but it's this joke. I wish FTL travel could be achieved by humans in one century period. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Poltroon Posted June 29, 2014 Share Posted June 29, 2014 Granted. but the consequences of such an achievement lead to humanity's extinction. I wish that every time I buy a game, it wouldn't go on sale the day after. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HMN Posted June 29, 2014 Share Posted June 29, 2014 Granted now you can't buy any games for the rest of your life and then you go cray cray i wish nagisa-senpai would tell me a better joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nagisa_Fawkes Posted June 29, 2014 Share Posted June 29, 2014 A mathematician and an engineer agreed to take part in a psychological test. They sat on one side of a room and waited not knowing what to expect. A door opened on the other side and a naked woman came in the room and stood on the far side. They were then instructed that every time they heard a beep they could move half the remaining distance to the woman. They heard a beep and the engineer jumped up and moved halfway across the room while the mathematician continued to sit, looking disgusted and bored. When the mathematician didn't move after the second beep he was asked why. "Because I know I will never reach the woman." The engineer was asked why he chose to move and replied, "Because I know that very soon I will be close enough for all practical purposes!" Granted, but it's a difficult joke, that many may not understand. I wish people would stop singing "I believe I can fly" and went skydiving. HMN 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sakanaとkoeda Posted June 29, 2014 Share Posted June 29, 2014 A mathematician and an engineer agreed to take part in a psychological test. They sat on one side of a room and waited not knowing what to expect. A door opened on the other side and a naked woman came in the room and stood on the far side. They were then instructed that every time they heard a beep they could move half the remaining distance to the woman. They heard a beep and the engineer jumped up and moved halfway across the room while the mathematician continued to sit, looking disgusted and bored. When the mathematician didn't move after the second beep he was asked why. "Because I know I will never reach the woman." The engineer was asked why he chose to move and replied, "Because I know that very soon I will be close enough for all practical purposes!" Granted, but it's a difficult joke, that many may not understand. I wish people would stop singing "I believe I can fly" and went skydiving. Granted. It's just raining men. I wish I had naturally beautiful long hair forever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heizei_koukousei Posted June 29, 2014 Share Posted June 29, 2014 Granted beautiful long hair, except that hair will all come out in the shower if you use conditioner. I wish that more people used the Fuwanovel forums Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kou Posted June 29, 2014 Share Posted June 29, 2014 Granted, many jerks and spammers join, tainting FuwaForms. I wish more people would join the amazing world of Yuri. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SanadaShadow Posted June 29, 2014 Share Posted June 29, 2014 Granted, now there are no more births and human civilization is dead. I wish more people would play Fire Emblem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Umber Posted June 29, 2014 Share Posted June 29, 2014 Granted, now there are no more births and human civilization is dead. I wish more people would play Fire Emblem. granted, but now everyone but you has forgotten about any game franchise aside from Fire Enblem, and looks confused when you try to talk to them about any other game (this includes VNs) I wish Day One: Garry's Incident and Ride to Hell: Retribution never existed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SanadaShadow Posted June 29, 2014 Share Posted June 29, 2014 Granted, now the games you love most play like them. I wish wars never existed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Ember Posted June 29, 2014 Share Posted June 29, 2014 granted but the biscuit is poisoned i wish wanko stops beating me up I don't! Granted, now the games you love most play like them. I wish wars never existed. (Granted: but something more gruesome and disgusting will take it's place to solve conflicts.) I wish Capt didn't play pranks on me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HMN Posted June 29, 2014 Share Posted June 29, 2014 I don't! (Granted: but something more gruesome and disgusting will take it's place to solve conflicts.) I wish Capt didn't play pranks on me. Granted,but now you can't win any challenge against me i wish for a cake!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heizei_koukousei Posted June 29, 2014 Share Posted June 29, 2014 Granted, but the cake is sriracha and molasses flavored I wish for a world where everyone actually gets nosebleeds from seeing something sexual Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SanadaShadow Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 Granted, but now everyone is shriveled up from blood loss. I wish for a dystopia commanded by me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustThisOne Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 Granted, it collapses after a week and you are publicly tortured for an entire month. I wish I had followers to do my every bidding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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