krill Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 2 I'm sorry i'm not a batman fan. 1 Have laser beam eyes 2 Be able to spit fire 1 cuzz freaking laser beam eyes rock 1 find atlantis but have no proof you were there 2 get stuck in new jearsy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 (1) No one would give a s*** anyway 1 Travel in the past 2 Travel in the future Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krill Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 2 because id love to meet my to fave authors poe and lovecraft when they were struggling and buy them a drink and a meal 1 be 6 inches tall but irresistible to your preferred gender 2 10 feet tall and have your preferred gender afraid of you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Ariel7 Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 2. Other dudes love wont make me happy. And what the hell am I supposed to do when the whole of me is 6 Inches?!?! 1) Have your penis severed 2) have your right hand severed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krill Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 2 i can learn to use my left hand 1 eat a pizza covered in hair 2 swim in a kiddy pool with chunks of poo floating in it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 1...........but both r equaly disgusting 1 - Have sex with anyone you want to at any time 2 - Fight anyone you want to at any time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaguya Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 2. I'm not interested in having sex with people, but I could use the fighting as a training method of sorts. 1- Join the kaguya faction 2- pledge alliance to KNIGHT. Also, let's remember to not put anything too disgusting here people. It's minor trolling, but trolling nonetheless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krill Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 join the kaguya faction have half a hour of dental work done or drink a gallon of pickle juice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ServeTheServant Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 Dental work! Proper hygiene is important ;D 1. Be the lone survivor on a mission to mars, and get stranded there for the rest of your life , alone or 2. Wake up as a different person every day, with none of their memories Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaguya Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 1, obviously. I already live a life of near isolation anyway, and think of all the discoveries I could make! I would feel very priviliged, being able to see things no other human could. Assuming I had a way to stay alive, anyway. 1- eat a pizza 2- get a lover Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 pizza (assuming u mean a life partner-lover) 1 be rich 2 have a "normal" income Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otaku1612 Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 I'd pick the normal income, simply because being rich kind of makes you a target. 1. Become a symbol of fear and hatred in order to save people and change things 2. Become a symbol of justice and truth in order maintain the status quo Best I could think of on the spot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaguya Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 2, I don't really care about how things are going or saving people. 1- Feel no pain. 2- Feel no fear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ServeTheServant Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 2, since pain is important so you can tell what hurts, while fear's survival benefits can be replaced simply with rationality. 1. Be able to regulate your own absolute temperature with no ill effects (like feeling feverish) --> never have to feel hot or cold, can never freeze to death or 2. Be able to change how gravity can affect you at will --> "flying" super jumps, can't die from falling, slam dunks all day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 2 For sure. 1. Read on will other peoples' minds 2. Control other people like puppets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 controlling ofc western or asian? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krill Posted February 8, 2014 Share Posted February 8, 2014 are you asking if id rather be western or asian or be with someone of those choices, or eat food from those general areas, or destroy the referred to areas with my laser beam eyes i don't get the question. find a 100 dollars on the ground or find a cure for stupidity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaguya Posted February 8, 2014 Share Posted February 8, 2014 Cure for stupidity. I'd use it on anyone who tries to get near me. Then my life would go back to being full isolation, not only near isolation. Those were some good days~ 1- become the protagonist of Chaos; Head 2- become the most average person in the whole world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krill Posted February 8, 2014 Share Posted February 8, 2014 2 after being skitzoeffective since childhood being average sounds wonderful become psychic or be able to use magic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Ariel7 Posted February 8, 2014 Share Posted February 8, 2014 2. Magic equates Phychic and then some. 1. Be uke 2. be seme Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Posted February 9, 2014 Share Posted February 9, 2014 (edited) seme fight a poisonous snake naked fight a tiger with a very sharp katana naked edit: you hav the katana, not the tiger.. Edited February 9, 2014 by Tom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krill Posted February 9, 2014 Share Posted February 9, 2014 how did the tiger get a katana , hmm 1 i guess eat a poisonous mushroom eat a bowl of natto Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Posted February 9, 2014 Share Posted February 9, 2014 natto is the obvious choice, my taste for things is rather unusual so i might even like it would u flip a coin with these 2 posible outcomes? lose one random part of your body (it can be literally anything) AND/OR every wish u had would be granted for the rest of your life yes or no? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nosebleed Posted February 9, 2014 Share Posted February 9, 2014 Too risky, not worth it, i need at least 2/3 winning chance. Have hair that grows really fast (let's say 1 inch per day) Have nails that grow really fast (let's say half an inch per day) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krill Posted February 9, 2014 Share Posted February 9, 2014 yes would you rather be stuck in a route on kamidori alchemy meister for over a freaking week with no sign of progress to the next chapter or find a squid in your bathtub Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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