Nagisa_Fawkes Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 In the morning, I can't C very well until I've had my Java. DUDE THAT'S A JEWEL :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angmir Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire. someone called WANKO ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greenshadow622 Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 DUDE THAT'S A JEWEL :lol: Would you say it's more of a Ruby or a Perl? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kynbound Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 If towels could tell jokes they would probably have a dry sense of humor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monmon Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 Guys GUYS SERIOUSLY!!! THIS IS GETTIN LUDACRIS!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nagisa_Fawkes Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 The math teacher was a good dancer - he had algorithm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kynbound Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 When the window fell into the incinerator, it was a pane in the ash to retrieve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nagisa_Fawkes Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 I'm bad at math, so the equation 2n+2n is 4n to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kynbound Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 A hungry traveller stops at a monastery and is taken to the kitchens. A brother is frying chips. 'Are you the friar?' he asks. 'No. I'm the chip monk,' he replies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monmon Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 Old skiers never die - they just go down hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Ember Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 someone called WANKO ? You called me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nagisa_Fawkes Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 The math teacher was hungry, but all she had to eat was a piece of pi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kynbound Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat says to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a head.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monmon Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 Some1 order a tea??? No i ordered a T-bone..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angmir Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 You called me? Taia Taia Taia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kynbound Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 If you step onto a plane and recognize a friend of yours named Jack don't yell out Hi Jack! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AkkisBlade Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 That makes it around 10 pages of puns. Dear God, why?... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monmon Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 Taia Taia Taia Speaking of Taia...i`m taia of seein ur face Kokoro..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kynbound Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 A criminal's best asset is his lie ability. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monmon Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 That makes it around 10 pages of puns. Dear God, why?... If you ask me?? because i`m the santa cause.....LOLLOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kynbound Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nagisa_Fawkes Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 (sin b / tan b = cos b ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Ember Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 Some1 order a tea??? No i ordered a T-bone..... Don't forget to eat some vegetables for a balanced meal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monmon Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monmon Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 Don't forget to eat some vegetables for a balanced meal. Cmon blue dont just feelin blue¬¬¬¬¬ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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