Valmore Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 I've decided to give myself mystical "Protagonist Powers." Basically, this means I have the ability to do just about anything in any situation, and I have a reason for it because I can add to, subtract from, alter and generally just screw around with my background so that I'm capable of anything. In the end, all the girls will love me. So yep. try and challenge my awesome protagonist powers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valmore Posted February 22, 2016 Author Share Posted February 22, 2016 6 minutes ago, Palas said: Writing ValmorexWhoever He Uses His Protagonist Powers OnĀ fanfics A long time ago I wrote fanfics... mostly humorous fanfics. I couldn't write serious fanfics, but I can now that I have protagonist powers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaguya Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 Can you use your protagonist powers to make me stop feeling irritated about all the clickbait titles? AaronIsCrunchy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MercyZombie Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 Alright let's put this to the test. CanĀ you use your awesome powers toĀ make all the girls hateĀ not love you? Ā Ā No tsundere for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valmore Posted February 22, 2016 Author Share Posted February 22, 2016 21 minutes ago, Kaguya said: Can you use your protagonist powers to make me stop feeling irritated about all the clickbait titles? But Senpai, I made this clickbait title just to draw you in and get noticed. It could not be helped. Kaguya-senpai is special. 10 minutes ago, MercyZombie said: Alright let's put this to the test. CanĀ you use your awesome powers toĀ make all the girls hateĀ not love you? Ā Ā No tsundere for you Yes, this would be known as the "No girl bad end" in which I make conflicting choices between all heroines so that not a single one feels attached enough to me to bother continuingĀ our relationship. The story ends there and I go back to my normal life or end up miserable in some fashionĀ until you click start on the main screen again. I shall call this "The Kenji End." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MercyZombie Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 (edited) 17 minutes ago, Valmore said: Yes, this would be known as the "No girl bad end" in which I make conflicting choices between all heroines so that not a single one feels attached enough to me to bother continuingĀ our relationship. The story ends there and I go back to my normal life or end up miserable in some fashionĀ until you click start on the main screen again. I shall call this "The Kenji End." But you claimed that in the end,Ā allĀ the girls would love you.Ā Were you lying, onii-chan? Edited February 22, 2016 by MercyZombie Manly picnic is the one true end. You know it to be true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valmore Posted February 22, 2016 Author Share Posted February 22, 2016 12 minutes ago, MercyZombie said: But you claimed that in the end,Ā allĀ the girls would love you.Ā Were you lying, onii-chan? But I also said I can alter my background as needed. The situation called for me to ignore my obvious charm powers to get any best girl I want to rave about how big my penis is and instead confuse them all so that they don't care about me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaguya Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 26 minutes ago, Valmore said: But Senpai, I made this clickbait title just to draw you in and get noticed. It could not be helped. Kaguya-senpai is special. Nope, I'm still pissed. Your powers suck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MercyZombie Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 7 minutes ago, Valmore said: But I also said I can alter my background as needed. The situation called for me to ignore my obvious charm powers to get any best girl I want to rave about how big my penis is and instead confuse them all so that they don't care about me. You win this round onii-chan! This round... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valmore Posted February 22, 2016 Author Share Posted February 22, 2016 3 minutes ago, Kaguya said: Nope, I'm still pissed. Your powers suck. How can you say that, senapi? Well then, challenge accepted! I will make you love me! I just need to unlock your hidden route by going through the other routes first and then triggering the right flags... I'll have to get a walkthrough up on the boards afterwards... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arcadeotic Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 Time to go chuu2 once again I have a question for you: How can you reverse the tides of fate? The ultimately grey normal life, devoid of any specialty or light, shining through the endless murkiness? The hamster wheel of 'society', a mold already given shape to us? How can you reverse the role already given us by the society? Our destiny, our calling, our role? How can you undo something which already is a law, until hearing the sweet sonnet of the grim reaper? Riddle me this... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zidan209 Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 One thing u cannot do: make a girl pregnant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valmore Posted February 22, 2016 Author Share Posted February 22, 2016 26 minutes ago, Zidan209 said: One thing u cannot do: make a girl pregnant I can if the story requires it for the heroine's route, though that is rare. But usually I'm pretty impotent despite shooting buckets of semen into my best girls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spademan Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 gg, your nemesis negates all powers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funyarinpa Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 4 hours ago, Palas said: Writing ValmorexWhoever He Uses His Protagonist Powers OnĀ fanfics WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR NEW AVATAR MY EEEEEEEEEYES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bolverk Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 I really hope your life isn't a vn rpg then. Because if you use protagonist powers. Your waifu will highly likely get raked by some villian or monster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funyarinpa Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 1 hour ago, Palas said: It's great It's just that it was unexpected Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ć¤ććć Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 What happened to 'Accidental Pregnancy'?!Ā Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valmore Posted February 23, 2016 Author Share Posted February 23, 2016 Also, I have worked every part-time job imaginable, so I can do just about any nominal task needed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaguya Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 It being in the title doesn't make it true, you know. You're gonna have to try much harder than that, specially given how much I dislike tsundere heroines.Ā Your protag powers still suck and the title is still obnoxious clickbait.Ā Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valmore Posted February 23, 2016 Author Share Posted February 23, 2016 25 minutes ago, Kaguya said: It being in the title doesn't make it true, you know. You're gonna have to try much harder than that, specially given how much I dislike tsundere heroines.Ā Your protag powers still suck and the title is still obnoxious clickbait.Ā But you clicked, didn't you. Not that it was to make me happy or anything, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaguya Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 Would consider it if you were my pet or something. I can't care enough about brother types to particularly like or dislike 'em, sorry :/ Though if my minimal attention makes you happy that's pretty nice. You should start calling me senpai in that case, though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valmore Posted February 23, 2016 Author Share Posted February 23, 2016 10 minutes ago, Kaguya said: Would consider it if you were my pet or something. I can't care enough about brother types to particularly like or dislike 'em, sorry :/ Though if my minimal attention makes you happy that's pretty nice. You should start calling me senpai in that case, though Urk... uh, Kaguya-senpai.Ā Ā Wait, does that sound right? So what am I learning from senpai, anyway? As a Kohai protagonist I will endure anything and everything and give you an annoying smile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abyssal Monkey Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 1 minute ago, Valmore said: Urk... uh, Kaguya-senpai.Ā Ā Wait, does that sound right? So what am I learning from senpai, anyway? As a Kohai protagonist I will endure anything and everything and give you an annoying smile. Title should be changed to "Kaguya-senpai is a blasted tsundere who love kohai-kun". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valmore Posted February 25, 2016 Author Share Posted February 25, 2016 Hmmmmm... no senpai clickbait lately. Gotta come up with an idea for that now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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