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If you want to know why, check out all the welcomes I have given in the introduction section. (Basically, other threads in this section, my posts) But I will give you a hint. It's because so many people are giving out images these days.
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True. I'm not afraid of eating the red meat. I'm way more afraid of what my family would do to me if I did. The next person has yet to go to the bathroom today.
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False. I can't even hold them. Next person was on the Titanic.
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Welcome to the forums! I wanted to comment on your thread but it's been taken hostage by world geography... Anyways, have an image! If you think this is all a pain, make sure to give my company a call! Then you can just name it whatever you want.
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Welcome to the Forums! Hope you enjoy your stay. French, are you? I wish I could speak it, such a beautiful language ;-; I was supposed to have learnt it until I was told it was even more that a pain grammatically that my own (Portuguese). So now I only listen to french songs. Well, have an image!
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Currently playing Shinigami no Kiss wa Wakare no Aji. (Symphonic rain as well, when I feel like it) It's your fault you have terrible taste. Of course people feel inclined to drop masterpieces upon you.
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False. And I highly doubt said person would decide to go and admit it now on a random internet forum. Next person fought in the Vietnam.
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False, I much prefer 1 colour. Too many is just annoying. The next person cannot drive.
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Officer! Oh, hum... Let's play the guessing game. I give you 15 seconds to guess what I'm saying! *gestures random things* 10 seconds... *continues gesticulating* 5 seconds *goes for the cleaver and finishes the business* 0 seconds. That good enough an explanation for you? A duck, a cow, and the dead prime minister.
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False. I'm afraid I'm not catholic, but I'm not one of those lads who goes around reading the Bible for the sake of criticizing it either. True, I like bitter drinks. I think they're actually sweet on the throat. The next person uses a pocket watch, instead of a more conventional wristwatch.
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True, although only if I am rather sure they are dumber than I. Next person has gotten into trouble with the police before, even if you were innocent.
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Officer, I don't really have the time to explain... but alright! I work at top secret lab but things went wrong When I was attempting to clone some of these children at first it worked but then a dragon came out (somehow) and ruined the lab I quickly put them all into my van went to buy some supplies and am currently heading for Area 51 these things need to be hidden quickly from humanity and whatnot. *gasps for air* Alright, see you later officer, I'm in a bloody hurry trying to stop the world from being destroyed! *pulls away from the police officer at full speed* Three different Yakuza bosses, the three top Gangster leaders, and the head of the Mafia.
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False. I hate to be like that. Furthermore, I'm constipated right now. Next person has had lunch today.
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Yes, officer? Ah, those are my children, they're twins and it's their birthday today. I brought the bear suit for their party. The head? That's for the "Teaching children about actors" segment. I wanna make sure everyone learns about these great people at the party. After all, they both want to grow up to be actors! *fake smile* Loads of cigarettes, 10 thousand (currency), 10 thousand (counterfeit money)
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The rules technically state it won't happen, but I find that illogical. Also, Russian penalty is something that makes them unable to capture too many territories. To balance out the fact that they are a giant nation.
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False. Money is important, do not waste it like that. Next person has been on a plane.
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the land of
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It wouldn't have worked since everyone but Ohiowar made their move. I'm making this especially clear since I don't want the same issue with Germany invading Serbia happening again. (We technically lost 1 move in the middle of all that, the Austrian move)
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which consequently prevented
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Atlantic Ocean, near the Spanish Coast The command ship of the Irish Fleet November 1914 A Formal announcement from the countries of the Holy Alliance:
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Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome... That's all I've been doing the past few days. So many people ; but I suppose that's a good thing... I'm enraged now, so have an image! >
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I'm way too late to the party to bother reading the actual OP. Let's just go with a standard greeting, Arachnophobiac. "Welcome to Fuwa! Hope you enjoy your stay!" ... Boring. Have an image!
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need for carnage
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and silver hair