Rose Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 F U C K S Took out J and V One day a man named Lonnathan Andrew Ryan got hit by a train and went to hell. In hell, he met with Andariel III and got whipped by a trap demon named Lillith and her brother Behemoth. Lonnathan Andrew Ryan then got mad at God and prayed while whipped, he told him that he were into rape and not whip. God then helped him by Bene Elohim rape him, while he got whipped. Lonnathan Andrew Ryan then harmonized with God and prayed to him while he were raped and whipped by an angel, a male demon and a trap demon. Lonnathan Andrew Ryan then realized that wonderland and hell were one, with good and bad together. God then did not again heard the name Lonnathan Andrew Ryan, he went home to a nap, eat, write loli hentai, write Batman hentai and then write Batman hentai while he wrote loli hentai and ate a good old long banana. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProjectJunebug Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 Day 3: AOTNE Sir Mumu hums. Sir Mumu rips bums, rum, mums, bulas , m' cruks Sir Mumu hugs Sir Mimi, big hugs, biiiiiiiig hugs Ugh Ugh Mimi, Mumu Fumus Hugs Mimi m' Sir Mumu. Sir Mumu hugs Yu m' Mumu Fumus. Mumu Fumus fury, nu hugs. Sir Mumu cry, rips bums, rum, mums, m' Fumus. Fumus rippud gud. Fumus cry, nu fury. Sir Mumu fury, nu gurl. Fumus cry, Sir Mimi cry, hugs Mumu Fumus, Hugs Sir Mumu. "Nu cry!" Mimi nums chum. Sir Mumu m' Sir Mimi cry. Fumus nu cry. Mimi pussy gurl, Fumus nu gurl. Sir Mumu "Yu cry?" tu Fumus m' Mimi. Nu Cry! Sir Mumu, m Mumu Fumus, m' Sir Mimi Bløp. Sir, Day 3 ended a while ago, not to mention that an addendum required proper English. You may wish to check with Bat on how that will affect your score. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stray Cat Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 Before I gave up BOAST. Now I add Z which I used 4 times and V which I used 17 times. Also no -ing. Wicked Referee Riley Rifer whirled, willed while windy kegged wine, Le Fine Winery; he plucked puckered mice feel fine. Mixed merrily, melded, perfumed purely, Prince Puffery plucked puckered mice while runner pecked puppy wrecked red rumpled cherry. Wicked Referee Riley Rifer drunkenly drew Prince Puffery under princely priced mice, while elfin elk engulfed elm. While elfin elk engulfed elm, punk grey mule pinned wrecked red rumpled cherry while pickled plum purely whipped in whirled, winded, wind. Ugly dumped duck dug quickly finder gem mindfully while merry Pink Penny Pig fired Punk Grey Mule while weird chicken filmed. While ugly dumped duck dug quickly, Pink Penny Pig flew prideful in wild fun, while chicken prickled wrecked red rumpled cherry gun. Filmed Referee Riley Rifer, clergy clipped Chipmunk Cid fried priced mice Prince Puffery picked. Grumpy Firefly Fred, while Wicked Referee Riley Rifer whirled, willfully hired nine Hindu hunk helper judged inky, icky, iced fudge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suikashoujo Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 In addition to SUIKA, I'll get rid of the letters J and B. “Con!” yelled Lenny. No yell echoed. Now Con yelled. “Lenny!” yelled Con. No yell echoed. Lenny yelled once more. “Con!” yelled Jenny. No yell echoed. Con yelled once more. “Lenny!” yelled Con. No yell echoed. Lenny yelled once more. “Con!” yelled Lenny. No yell echoed. Con yelled once more. “Lenny!” yelled Con No yell echoed. Lenny yelled once more. “Con!” yelled Lenny. No yell echoed. Con yelled once more. “Lenny!” yelled Con. No yell echoed. Lenny yelled once more. “Con!" yelled Lenny. No yell echoed.Con yelled once more. “Lenny!” yelled Con. No yell echoed. Lenny yelled once more. “Con!” yelled Lenny. No yell echoed. Con yelled once more. “Lenny!” yelled Con. No yell echoed. Lenny yelled once more. “Con!” yelled Lenny. No yell echoed. Con yelled once more. “Lenny!” yelled Con. No yell echoed. Lenny yelled once more. “Con!” “Lenny?” Con yelled. The yell echoed to Lenny. Good one,Con! Yay for repetitive stories in the past tense. Also, some of these revised stories are making me die laughing, so thanks for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zodai Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 Here's mine. Original letters are Z, O, D, A I, additional removed letters are B and K. ~~~ Hunger. The wretch enters, Ghuuls run the vessel. Where? Flesh munches severe teeth. curses. Curses, curses, curses! Set. Never. Never! Cthulhu? HEH! REVENGE? NEVER! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH! Sereph. Three. MUNCH. Perry. Seven. MUNCH. HEHEHEHEHEHEEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEH. WHERE? EVERYWHERE! EVERYWHERE! LESS! LESS! HEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHHEEHHEHEHEH! MERRY, TEN. MUNCH. SENGE, SEVEN. MUNCH! EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH!! REVENGE! REVENGE! EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH!!! HUNGER! HUNGER! HUNGER! THE WRETCH ENTERS, GHUULS RUN THE VESSEL! HUNGER! HUNGER! HUNGER! WELVUN, THREE! MUNCH! PERNEH, TEN! MUNCH! HUNGER! HUNGER! HUNGER! EHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!! WHY? WHY? WHYWHYWHYWHYWHWYWHYWHYWHYWHWYHWYWHY!?!?!?!?!?!?! NEVER! NEVER! NEVER! WHY!? YERTEN, THREE. MUNCH! CHERYLL, SEVENTEEN. MUNCH! HUNGER! EVER, LEST HUNGER! EVER, LEST HUNGER! EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEH!!! WHY!? WHY!? WHY!?!?!?!?!? THE WRETCH ENTERS, GHUULS RUN THE VESSEL. NEVER! WHY!? TENNENTH, TEN! MUNCH! FLESH MUNCHES SEVERE TEETH. HUNGER. THE WRETCH ENTERS. GHUULS RUN THE VESSEL. WHERE? FLESH MUCHES SEVERE TEETH. CURSES. CURSES, CURSES, CURSES! SET. NEVER. NEVER! CTHULHU? HEH. REVENGE? NEVER! HEHEEHEHEHEHHEEHEH! SEREPH. THREE. MUNCH. PERRY. SEVEN. MUNCH. HEHEHEHEEHHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH. WHERE? EVERYWHERE. EVERYWHERE! Myself, Seventeen. Munch. ~~~ Additionally, there's a use of pronouns with the Khuuls/Ghuuls. This is common in general writing though it isn't technically a 'real word', but it should suffice. If there's a problem with it, please let me know. Shouldn't be of any concern, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nekomimishinigami Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 Originally I could not use A, E, I, O, or U. I gave up D and W. LYNCH MY PSYCH PYGMY GYPSY. SPRYLY TRY, SHYLY, CRY? Scry thy syzygy myth slyly. Cry, try thy lynx. Fry thy gym rhythms. My tryst synchs thy cyst. Fly by crypts, glyphs, gypsy gyps, my myths, pry nymphs, spy sty, spryly scry rhythms. Thy nymph's sky cry, shy? My lynx fly by, my lynx fry sly pygmy nymph spy. Slyly try my myths, psychs my pygmy's sty. Try my ply myrrh, pry my psych. Shy pyx? Nymphs fly sky sylphs, syncs my lynx. TRY. Shy spy? My myth tryst, try my nymph's gym. Cysts slyly spy my lynx. Thy myth lynx, spry lynx, shy lynx. Cry, sky, cry...... My rhythm rhythms, cry my sky. Cry my sylph, spy my lynx, fry my sty. Fly by my myths, my nymphs, my pyx, my lynx. Thy cry, sky? Nymph, shy? Fry thy crypts by thy sty. Fly sylph, fly by Nymph, scry thy pygmy spy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quark Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 Anime, manga, and P&T Story follows: “Why, why, why? You husky horsy, why do you fly?” “Focus, cur, you focus you! Swoosh, swoosh, swoosh!” “Why do you fly?” “You surly slob, focus you! Swoosh, swoosh, swoosh!” “Why do you FLY? “SWOOSH, SWOOSH, SWOOSH!” “Should you rush for clouds?” “SWOOSH, SWOOSH, SWOOSH! SWOOSH, SWOOSH, SWOOSH! SWOOSH, SWOOSH, SWOOSH! SWOOSH, SWOOSH, SWOOSH! SWOOSH, SWOOSH, SWOOSH! SWOOSH, SWOOSH, SWOOSH! SWOOSH, SWOOSH, SWOOSH! SWOOSH, SWOOSH, SWOOSH! SWOOSH, SWOOSH, SWOOSH! SWOOSH, SWOOSH, SWOOSH! SWOOSH, SWOOSH, SWOOSH! SWOOSH, SWOOSH, SWOOSH! SWOOSH, SWOOSH, SWOOSH! SWOOSH, SWOOSH, SWOOSH! SWOOSH, SWOOSH, SWOOSH! SWOOSH, SWOOSH, SWOOSH! SWOOSH, SWOOSH, SWOOSH! Curl your body’s husky brows, SWOOSH, SWOOSH, SWOOSH!” “You clod! Our duchy could blush! Oh! You! You! You! Why, you why?” “SWOOSH, SWOOSH, SWOOSH! SWOOSH, SWOOSH, SWOOSH! SWOOSH, SWOOSH, SWOOSH! SWOOSH, SWOOSH, SWOOSH! SWOOSH, SWOOSH, SWOOSH! SWOOSH, SWOOSH, SWOOSH! WOO HOO, WOO HOO, WOO HOO! WOO HOO, WOO HOO, WOO HOO! WOO HOO, WOO HOO, WOO HOO! WOO HOO, WOO HOO, WOO HOO! SWOOSH, SWOOSH, SWOOSH! WOO HOO, WOO HOO, WOO HOO!” “Oh? Could you brush clouds?” “DUH! You shy cur!” “WOO HOO, WOO HOO, WOO HOO! WOO HOO, WOO HOO, WOO HOO! WOO HOO, WOO HOO, WOO HOO! WOO HOO, WOO HOO, WOO HOO! WOO HOO, WOO HOO, WOO HOO! WOO HOO, WOO HOO, WOO HOO!” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brensen Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 Original: A I U E O, + F & B My dry sky try shy, my rhythm hymn lynx, my sylph sly Try hymn pry, try tryst Why? why pry? why tryst? My pry spy sly, myrrh myth pygmy My tryst lynch gypsy, sky nymph myth Shy sync cry crypts, Try shy, my gym tryst lynx sylphs pry Rhythm why rhythm? sylphs why sylphs? Spry shy dry cry tryst, thy try gym pry spy Drys dry sky my sky, why my drys spry myth... My glyph gym gyp hymn, try sylph glyph gyp lynch lynx Ply pry pyx pygmy, why my tryst dry? dry nymph cyst crypt Sky shy dry, myrrh pygmy sylph sky. Cyst why myths pyx sty sylphs Try wry wry myrrh spy nymph why cyst glyph gym rhythm dry Why my gyms dry? gyms why sky spryly Sync try dry gym myth nymph, my myth pry why? Rhythm dry slyly My gyms sky myth, crypt dry hymn lynch My gyms, try sky thy spry shy ply Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kyrt Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 E-R-O-S-I - removed originally. New letters removed - P and M (both used more than 3 times each in the original) Fly Bat Fuck Why Nag? Flat bat Aul had dat fat hat. Fat hat had dat flat cat Haul. Flat bat fly at dat fat hull. Dat flat bat call Aul. Aul Bat hull dat flat cat and fat hat. Bat had dat ball. Ball fat and Aul call Nag. Nag had dat fat hull and dat fat hat. Lug dat hat Aul bat. Hull that cat and lug that hat. Bat lay fly at cat. Cat nag at that. Bat fly at dat wall. Fat wall fuck flat bat. Flat bat Aul hull dat flat cat Haul and fat hat at dat wall at bad fat gnat gang. bad fat gnat gang at dat wall. Bat fly at dat bad fat gnat gang. Bad fat gnat gang fly at Aul bat. Aul Bat bat at bad fat gnat gang. Bad fat gnat gang fall at flat cat hat. bad fat gnat gang nat by cat. Aul flat bat had dat fat hat and dat flat cat nat at bad fat gnat gang. bad fat gnat gang bat flat cat. Flat bat Aul bat that bad fat gnat gang. Flat bat Aul and flat Cat Haul laugh at bad fat gnat gang. Flat bat Aul had dat nag. Aul bat fuck why nag? Dat ND Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norah_Crisis Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 So another challenge straight out of hell, eh? well bring it on again if the following counts as invalid please tell me All words are proper english - except that obviously letters are being replaced. As a small help for better understanding: x = the letters from yesterday (a-e-s-d-w) Y+Q = one of the letters of today respectively (i-o) PS: If one of the replaced letters of today is written small, it is the real one PS2: I did tweak the "story" a bit at a few parts - so no total copy/paste ;D tYtlx: x&Y&Q= lQxt lxttxr Qf Qnx xQrx Qr xxprxxxYQn xnx vQcxblx Yf Y juxt rxplxcx xll Qf my chQxxn lxttxrx xYth xn rxplxcxmxnt lxttxr, Y cxn Qnly hQpx thxt thx „pYckxr“* xYll xtYll knQx, xhxt Y mxxnt. Xhxn Y xQ thxt, Y´ll hQpxfully xtYll kxxp xll thx rulxx xxt up by Qur gQQx hQxt Qf thxx gxmx: xQlYxbxt. NQx, lxt mx fYnxlly cQmx tQ my xtQry. Xs yQu cxn xxx Yn thYx xtQry, tQ xrYtx xhYthQut xll Qf thx YmpQrtxnt lxttxrx cxn bx quYtx hxrx. It rxxlly Yx hxrx tQ fYnx x rQunxxbQut mxthQx. Juxt YmxgYnx xhxt Qur lYfx xQulx bx xYthQut prQpxr lxttxrx - Qr xQrxx, nQ lxttxrx xt xll. XxtQunxYngly thxrx xrx xtuxYxx Qr lxt mx cxll Yt ´invxxtigxtYQnx´ xbQut thxt thx humxn mYnx cxn xutQmxtYcxlly cQmplxmxnt lQxt Qr xvxn rxplxcxd lxttxrx Yn x txxt**. Xt lxxxt tQ x cxrtxYn xxgrxx***. Xq, lxt mx xxk yQu: xYx yQu gxt xll Qf thx xtQry? ...Qr Yx Yt xvxn x xtQry xt xll? *Qf cQurxx Y mxxn rxxxxr **cxrxful, thix xQrx hxx Qnly Qnx "x" (Qthxr xorx fQr thix bunch Qf lxttxrx) ***hxlp: xQrx fQr “txmpxrxturx” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurluas Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 Sir, Day 3 ended a while ago, not to mention that an addendum required proper English. You may wish to check with Bat on how that will affect your score. Eh, it was only a few hours past midnight in the EU, and it was clearly still Day 3 in the US. And I thought Slang was ok?, it is still proper English, just accented and basic. So, uhm...I hope it's ok? x3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solidbatman Posted April 9, 2015 Author Share Posted April 9, 2015 Eh, it was only a few hours past midnight in the EU, and it was clearly still Day 3 in the US. And I thought Slang was ok?, it is still proper English, just accented and basic. So, uhm...I hope it's ok? x3 The slang is acceptable (I am lenient towards those picking more than 3 vowels). However, you posted after day 3 had ended unfortunately. These dont end at a perfect 24 hours from each other for various reasons, but I still have to be strict on the time. Feel free to make a day 4 entry to regain some of those lost points. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurluas Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 So many points lost T_T Damnit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solidbatman Posted April 9, 2015 Author Share Posted April 9, 2015 Don't worry. I keep mentioning it, but there will be a way back into the top 3 mix if you just keep at it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimossab Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 This was a rather interesting but still terrible challenge. My picks were K and Y. So no WASDFKY and -ing Perceive one novel. To hope it might me not terrible. But thou might’ve one untrue opinion. No novel ever might be not terrible to not let the poet to run the intellect he love. One terrible novel, one terrible poet. To combine it, might get one terrible term. But he might pop one prime novel ever. The poet might lurch but never term the might on the cerebrum to concern the poet. Thou might not touch the content, but the novel might be terrible. To lie, to plot. It might be the one thought he might get on the poem. The little girl in the lone room. Little, the not not not terrible poem completion might be not not not terrible, but he poet might be terrible. Not bother. Terrible or not, there might be no route to it not get the objective. Juice. Got to get Juice. Juice... -One terrible poet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atorq Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 Them letters be: U C K O F, and now I take them H's and G's I be man, I be in land, land be neat, land be land. Anamamer be animal. Animal be evil. Evil animal Anamamer need be slay. I went travel slay evil animal Anamamer. Time be time. Travel be less neat. Be at sleep item. Sleep at sleep item. Sleep be neat. Be sleep and evil animal Anamamer arrive. Evil animal Anamamer say be want partner. Me be weird in brain, partner item be weird? Evil animal Anamamer say want partner in evil. Me be interested. Evil maybe neat? I say: Be evil neat pay? Evil animal Anamamer say: Pay be very neat, pay be neat as Japanese lady panties. Me say: YES! ME SEE IT BE NEAT! LET ME BE PARTNER! Deal, evil animal Anamamer say. We be partner in pirate. We pirate seven seas and see many neat Japanese lady pantie, we be live neat live. Live be neat. We be best partner rest live. Still be >150, I be doing neat me say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterWizard Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 Okay, this was extremely hard. I managed to do it, but it's still a shitty story. No W A I F U, and also no Bs or Rs. Tommy, Poppy, Joe… They told me Getty does the lessons smoothly. Getty's Petty too. Tommy yelled "Getty, come on!". He needs the lessons, she needs the shells. Tommy's got the shells. Poppy met Tommy on the move. She needs Petty's lessons too. Petty (Getty) needs some Pokémon to keep on the lessons. Joe's got the Pokémon. He needs money, so he needs Ness. He's the cook, so he gets money. Getty needs the men's eyes so she needs to get them. Pete's eyes needs Getty. Tommy, Poppy, Joe… They see the love comedy. Pete needs to see, too. Getty melts. She doesn't need the love comedy. She needs to get connected. To get connected, she needs money. Ness' got the money. Pete needs Ness' money to connect to Getty. Ness needs to see Pete's hope. Ness needs to let Pete see the love comedy. Pete doesn't see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurluas Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 Day 4: Original letters: AOTNE Removed letters: FY Sir Mumu hums, hum hum! Sir Mimi is cuck! Sir Mumu rips bums, rums, mums. Sir Mumu hugs Sir Mimi, Big hugs, biiiiiiiig hugs Ugh Ugh Sir Mimi. Mumu Bumus hugs Sir Mimi wi' Sir Mumu Sir Mumu digs Mimi, digs kids, digs Kud Sir Mumu hugs Mumu Bumus. Mumu Bumus psst, hugs Mimi. Sir Mumu fucks up, rips bums, rums, wi' Bumus Bumus rip. Bumus brrr Sir Mumu dug rum up, rum rum, glug glug! Mimi hugs rum, , glug glug, bum, rip rip Mimi is ' girl wi' Sir Mumu Sir Mumu hugs Mimi Mumu Bumus digs Mimi Mimi digs Sir Mumu Mumu Bumus rims Mimi Mimi is rim. Sir Mumu hugs Mimi Mumu Bumus is kid. Mumu Bumus digs Rum, glug, glug, glug, glug Rum. Sir Mumu digs Sir Mimi, dig dig dig dig. Mumu Bumus digs Rum wi' Mimi, glug glug. Sir Mumu digs bums. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solidbatman Posted April 10, 2015 Author Share Posted April 10, 2015 Day 5 delayed. Take a breather everyone. My job hath given you all a gift. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProjectJunebug Posted April 10, 2015 Share Posted April 10, 2015 Day 5 delayed. Take a breather everyone. My job hath given you all a gift. Delay meaning a few hours, or the whole day? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solidbatman Posted April 10, 2015 Author Share Posted April 10, 2015 Delay meaning a few hours, or the whole day? Day 5 will go up tomorrow evening. Along with Day 6. I had no time today to plan a challenge, I'm too tired now to build up what I want to do, and I'm grumpy due to work related issues regarding my pay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aniki Posted April 10, 2015 Share Posted April 10, 2015 That makes it Evening 1, no? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solidbatman Posted April 11, 2015 Author Share Posted April 11, 2015 Day 5 After a brief respite, we are back. Thanks for all the likes guys vibrantblade, suikashoujo, Kimossab and 14 others 17 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zodai Posted April 11, 2015 Share Posted April 11, 2015 It does say we're back, but do we not have a challenge today or did you just forget to write it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solidbatman Posted April 11, 2015 Author Share Posted April 11, 2015 DAY 6 Do you like scavenger hunts? I sure wouldn't in your spot. Oh well. Day 5 is an actual challenge. Figure it out goofs. Day 6 is a different beast all together. Follow the trail, beginning somewhere in a post about some midweek madness. CPU's will open the maze. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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