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"And I kicked him in the nuts. I kicked him in the nuts over the internet." -- mattroks101, 2014

[on Skype ads] "They need to step up their game and kill more jews if they want to be better than Hitler." -- mattroks101, 2014

"People are going to look at that thread and think I'm literally the worst human in the world." -- mattroks101, 2014

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"And I kicked him in the nuts. I kicked him in the nuts over the internet." -- mattroks101, 2014

[on Skype ads] "They need to step up their game and kill more jews if they want to be better than Hitler." -- mattroks101, 2014

"People are going to look at that thread and think I'm literally the worst human in the world." -- mattroks101, 2014

"Mattroks is the worst human in the world" - jews 2014

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  • 3 weeks later...
[9:44:29 AM] otaku krill: after this energy drink i gotta take a shower before my doc appointment
[9:47:10 AM] otaku krill: fuck i found my qoute of the day
[9:47:37 AM] ファティマ(daed): ?
[9:47:37 AM] otaku krill: "Last time my cousin hurt his penis. Doctor said they need to cut it off or else he would die and he needs the surgery urgently.
 
Luckily we convinced his parents to fly to singapore to go check up.
In singapore the doctor said to just apply a cream on it 3x a day for a week and it was cured.:----Darizuka
[9:47:53 AM] ファティマ(daed): lol
[9:47:54 AM] Kuu-Chan: looool
[9:48:08 AM] otaku krill: lol
[9:48:44 AM] Kuu-Chan: Because adding more o to lol makes it sounds more lol-ish.
[9:48:45 AM] Kuu-Chan: lol
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[1:19:50 PM] *** otaku krill has changed the conversation topic to "F.S.G |[1:19:03 PM] Blue Ember: I'M A GIRL!." ***
[1:20:48 PM] Blue Ember: Blue Ember roundhouse kicks Krill
[1:21:02 PM] otaku krill: lol even fights like a girl
[1:21:17 PM] Blue Ember: How is that fighting like a girl!?
[1:21:33 PM] manuel.paulo10: (wank)o-like
[1:21:40 PM] otaku krill: spreading your legs and presenting yourself in a slightly agressive manner?
[1:21:55 PM] Blue Ember: .....
[1:21:57 PM] manuel.paulo10: hahahahahahaha
Blue Ember punches Krill
[1:22:03 PM | Edited 1:22:07 PM] manuel.paulo10: that was genius krill
[1:22:49 PM] otaku krill: great she moved on to hand jobs
[1:22:51 PM] *** Hanako 百合 has changed the conversation topic to "F.S.G |[1:19:03 PM] Blue Ember: I'M A GIRL!. Spreading my legs and presenting myself in a slightly agressive manner?" ***
[1:24:47 PM | Edited 1:24:53 PM] Blue Ember: Krill, I'll hit you with a bokken next. -_-
[1:25:11 PM] manuel.paulo10: So you're going for sex toys next?
[1:25:34 PM] Hanako 百合: aaaa~ DAMEEE~~~ Don' be so rough http://puu.sh/bVJeP/177186a480.gif
[1:26:14 PM] Blue Ember: .................. WHAT IS WITH YOU GUYS!!!!??
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[8:32:23 PM] Blue Ember: [8:31 PM] tai:
 
<<< nee-sama what should i do my body feels really hotHmm, if you're not sick then... How about ice cream?
[8:32:51 PM] tai: [8:31 PM] Blue Ember: 
 
<<< Hmm, if you're not sick then... How about ice cream?*shakes head* i dont feel hungry
 
[8:33:22 PM] Blue Ember: [8:32 PM] tai: 
 
<<< *shakes head* i dont feel hungry*Shocked* Tai not hungry!? Something is wrong...
 
[8:34:06 PM | Edited 8:34:14 PM] Blue Ember: Indecent relationships are not allowed with my imouto
[8:34:08 PM] tai: tai legs give in
[8:34:33 PM] Blue Ember: Blue Ember carries Tai to bed
[8:39:21 PM] tai: [8:37 PM] Blue Ember: 
 
<<< Okay, I'll be here all night. And when you wake up we can go somewhere special to eat  can we sleep together?
[8:40:03 PM] Blue Ember: [8:39 PM] tai: 
 
<<< can we sleep together?Sure.
 
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