JustThisOne Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 Granted, but its a sentient life form trying to eat you. I wish I had perfect teeth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Life Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 Granted, but you get perfect vampire teeth with a sparkling body. I wish for a mansion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustThisOne Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 Granted, but its Luigi's mansion and you are stuck there for eternity I wish I could sleep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clephas Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 Granted, but you can no longer wake up. I wish to be able to exude toxic miasma from my pores. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustThisOne Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 Granted, but the miasma turns you into a giant tentacle creature I wish I could do something great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clephas Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 Granted, you build a gigantic statue of yourself, sacrificing millions of slaves in the process and earning the name of the most terrible tyrant in history for yourself. I wish for world peace (pupupu). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustThisOne Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 Granted, but since you did not specify the planet in which to grant world peace your wish only effects Jupiter I wish I can be more productive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clephas Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 Granted, you are now a robot, with no sense of individual consciousness. I wish for an infinite supply of meat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andulir Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 Granted but all of it is rotten I wish for 1 dollar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clephas Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 Granted, but the poison coating it kills you instantly. I wish for a boiled egg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenkuru Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 Granted, but there's a developing duck embryo in it. I wish I can become a penguin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Life Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 Granted, but your new home is in the Alps. I wish for faster internet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clephas Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 Granted, but your internet-capable devices are fried by a mysterious EMP blast the next minute. I wish for silk pillows for my cat to sleep on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dannyboo Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 Granted, but your the pillow is made of your cat (assuming that it's possible) I wish for a crepe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Ember Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 Granted, but your the pillow is made of your cat (assuming that it's possible) I wish for a crepe Granted! But I'll take a small bite I wish for my own Crepe! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustThisOne Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 Granted, but it turns out to made of bird poop I wish I had the motivation to exercise more Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dannyboo Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 Granted, but you overdo it and end up in hospital after your first day I wish I wouldn't have to wish for having a japanese girlfriend lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Ember Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 Granted, but you overdo it and end up in hospital after your first day I wish I wouldn't have to wish for having a japanese girlfriend lol (Granted, you don't have to wish for it, but it still doesn't happen. I wish I was as cool as a cucumber.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chocolat Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 Granted, but now your family want to use you as a ratatouille ingredient. I wish to meet the prince of the moon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clephas Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 Granted, but the centuries in the void have driven him mad and he eats your soul. I wish for smores! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenshin_sama Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 Granted, but the marshmallow is burnt, the chocolate is droopy, and the graham crackers are made of plastic. I wish ecchi anime had better fanservice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clephas Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 Granted, but you are arrested for possessing hentai videos of lolis due to a new law forbidding the exploitation of fictional characters. I wish for a moon rock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustThisOne Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 Granted, the moon falls towards Earth I wish I had the ability to make friends Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clephas Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 Granted, but you can only make sex-friends. I want a combat mech so I can rampage through the city streets, shooting my giant bazooka and beam rifle while laughing maniacally at the peons being squished beneath my feet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustThisOne Posted June 8, 2014 Share Posted June 8, 2014 Granted, now your mech fights Demonbane I wish for a cookie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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