Charmanderson Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 2.worshipping you seems fun 1- Have sex with your girlfriend/boyfriend inside your mother/father's body 2- Have sex with your mother/father inside your girlfriend/boyfriend's body (Had to edit my comment cause stupid cellphone just load to a certain page and i ended up answering the wrong question ;-; ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hairybumslapper Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 2.worshiping you seems fun1- Have sex with your girlfriend/boyfriend inside your mother/father's body 2- Have sex with your mother/father inside your girlfriend/boyfriend's body (Had to edit my comment cause stupid cellphone just load to a certain page and i ended up answering the wrong question ;-; ) - - Well i suppose i would go with the first one. i don't even want to know the context of those scenarios . Would you rather: 1. go deaf and blind but manage to have sex with the hottest women in the world every day or 2.beat off in front of a kindergarten whilst saying "want some candy?" causing you to get arrested and sent to a prison with lots of horny inmates. - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charmanderson Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 Hahahah I love that question because it always cause funny reactions, like yours xD I think i wouldn't like to be raped in a daily basis so i'll go with the first one, the only real problem there is the blindness 1- Have the perfect date with anyone you want but forget about it the mornimg after 2- Have a perfect date with anyone you want but they'll forget about and will never talk to you again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MellowMadman11 Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 1. Totally 1, sometimes you just got to live in the moment, plus I wouldn't know I forgot. Would you rather: 1. Submit to the torture of having your ears cleaned (read: scraped clean mercilessly) for you by a loli or 2. Get a back message by an older woman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nosebleed Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 1 anytime anyday. I'd have a loli step on my face barefoot even. Okay i'm getting carried away now, ignore the last part. 1 Have the cutest trap as your personal maid. As in it looks exactly like the most adorable girl ever except for what's under the pants. 2 Have to serve an extremly cute but very sadistic girl as her slave. You are unable to disobey any orders. And she's not very fond of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charmanderson Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 If I was completely sure that the girl in 2 is a loli I would probably go with it, but as you didn't specify i'll take my chances with 1 and hope that my maid is good at hiding bananas, if you know what i mean. 1- Have the ability to read and control peoples mind but you cannot use your power for your own selfish interests 2- Have the power to spawn everything you want out of thin air but this things not only will be rejected by everyone they wil also make people hate you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nosebleed Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 2 You can hate me all you want because i'm better than you since i have a 100 ft tall statue of Shinobu in my backyard with removable clothing and my life is complete. *flies away into the sunset with a jetpack* Besides i can spawn a mind controlling machine that's not conditioned like option 1. 1 Make light sabers exist 2 Make hover boards exist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krill Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 1 because light sabers are made of win 1 would you rather eat the most tasty food ever but you have to do so naked in a psych ward cafeteria or 2 eat the most disgusting thing ever but get to do so with the most beautiful woman you ever saw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MellowMadman11 Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 1, because I have a thing for psych wards, and tasty food. Being naked is meh. Would you rather: 1. Claw out your own throat or 2. go for the rest of your life without ever seeing another loli Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charmanderson Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 I'll go with 1 because a world without lolis is not a world worth living in 1- Be a secondary character in your favorite anime (cannot interact with main characters nor have any meaningful impact on the plot) 2- Be the main character in your least favorite anime (can interact with everyone and can try to change the course of the story although success is not guaranteed) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krill Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 1 because id at least get to feel the joy of seeing hanekawa in person 1-- be abducted by aliens 2-- be stuck in a forever changing maze Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ValenKnight Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 1 because I wait for the day aliens make me their ruler. 1-Live in a world without Japan or 2-Live a lifetime with explosive diarrhea (excuse me on this one) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nosebleed Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 2 If i have to be the sacrifice in order to save humanity and my own personal interests. Then so be it. 1 Be transformed into a someone's dakimura for as long as you want, this person will be extremly an adorable girl/guy (depending on your preferences) 2 Have anyone you want transformed into your dakimura for 1 day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaguya Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 1. I would pick "1 second" as the amount of time. Not my thing either way. 1- drink tea in gensokyo 2- drink whatever you want in france. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukiru Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 for some reason i can't stop laughing from this thread, seems like the sleepiness is finally getting through me. 1, i don't see the point of that question. 1- have a yandere sister with no care in morals 2- have a kuudere maid with no end to her morals Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaguya Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 1. I'd make good use of my newfound tool. 1- Go to a fantasy land 2- be teleported to a sci-fi world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rea_x_Chihiro Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 (1) Now I can ride across the rainbow with my little ponies. 1-Never open your eyes for one week. 2-Never open your mouth for one week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukiru Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 2, i can leave without food but i can't live without reading. 1- perceive the death of things 2- be happy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 (2), (1) Would be hard to live with o_0 1. Teleportation 2. X-Ray vision Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukiru Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 Oh! both of them would be so much fun. (if i was a voyerist, or was interested in 3d) 2, i can do a lot of things with that. 1- making a lot of embarrassing memories. 2- live in a time loop of your most embarrassing memory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaguya Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 1 sounds better to me. 1~be the most average of all average people in the entire world 2~be so unique and have such different concepts and values that no one besides yourself can understand you, but have a great talent in math Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MellowMadman11 Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 2, I suck at math. 1. join my ear cleaning thread 2. go without fuwa for a week Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krill Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 1 because im a fuwafreak (patent pending) 1 own the rights to your top ten fave japanese otaku media franchises 2 own the world largest jewel encrusted gold yoyo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaguya Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 2. All da money!!!!!! 1~become batman 2~become green lantern Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nosebleed Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 2 I'm sorry i'm not a batman fan. 1 Have laser beam eyes 2 Be able to spit fire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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