Shikomizue
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Eyyy, welcome to the forums! Have fun.
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Eyyy, welcome back and nice to meet you.
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My newly found favorite: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_O9hRcIAza0
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Three true confessions:
- I was, for several years, banned from the state of Hawaii.
- I have been publicly denounced on the floor of the U.S. Senate.
- I once had someone lock me inside a building, pile couches in front of all the exits, disable all the fire alarms and extinguishers, then set that building aflame.
At what point should I start questioning my life choices?
I wish I had as much of an exciting life as you...
Er... No no no, I'll stay back here in my comfy house.
But please, don't let me keep you, go set yourself on fire or whatever.But... But don't you long for adventure?! To have great experiences?!
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Three true confessions:
- I was, for several years, banned from the state of Hawaii.
- I have been publicly denounced on the floor of the U.S. Senate.
- I once had someone lock me inside a building, pile couches in front of all the exits, disable all the fire alarms and extinguishers, then set that building aflame.
At what point should I start questioning my life choices?
I wish I had as much of an exciting life as you...
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Pretty much anything from Tiago, though this comes to mind.
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Confession: I've typed up a lot of posts here today, but never posted them.
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Cannot confirm.
I'm amazing, am alone, what a mystery.
But you have a sister to keep you company.
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Not nostalgic/10
I was going to make a scissor joke but... it wouldn't make the cut.
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Still, digital > analogue
Why though? It's not just for the reason of convenience is it? Wouldn't you rather have a physical case you can look at, feel accomplished of getting and put it in a collection of other games?
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Unless you're standing right behind me you probably didn't see me type it
You know what I mean. I'll fite you m8.
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I'm more surprised that game stores still exist considering you can just go on Steam
Did I just see you type that?
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Eyyy, welcome to the forums. Have fun!
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Confession:
All right Fuwanovel, I have a story to share with all of you. I have to tell it to you because my goodness, I am still laughing my ass off as I type this. So I'll let you know straight out, this is going to be a story about sex. If you aren't into that kind of stuff, feel free to skip it over because I don't want to make anyone feel uncomfortable. That being said, I am sure a lot of you might have guessed this by now, but my sexual life is filled with a plethora of hilarity. This story, after a year or more of no sexual activity, is no different.
Do you remember the other day when I was talking about how I felt a little bit frustrated that I didn't have someone I could flirt with for fun? Well turns out my ex and I were talking about random stuff like we always do, and things started to happen earlier this evening. We ended up bringing up the fact that we were both sexually frustrated, and seeing as how we are both single at the moment, we ended up hitting it off. One thing led to another and she drove over to my house to hang out. Mind you, this was at 1:30 in the morning. Now I say this because let's be honest, I don't know many friends that meet up during the wee hours of the morning just to hang out. Well as you might have guessed, "hanging out" turned into "let's fuck" in no time flat.
Now of course I didn't have any condoms on me when she came over. I mean, I haven't been sexually active for over a year or more, and the only reason she just so happened to be on the pill was for cycle control. So what do we do? Hop in the car and head into town to grab condoms at 2:00 in the morning of course! No big deal, right?
The look on that cashier's face. As a young man, you always dread the day you have to go and buy your first pack of condoms. Imagine how I felt after doing this many times in the past and being 25 years old and seeing the look of utter disappointment on her face. Simply dreadful. It didn't help that my ex decided it would be super awesome to come inside and buy them with me. That was a fun little chuckle they enjoyed having.
Pride being destroyed aside, we ended up making our purchase (seriously, $20 for a pack of 36 at Walgreens?) and heading back to my place. Now being the horny little dogs we were, we just threw our clothes on the floor and started going at it on my living room sofa. No problem! We finished up and decided to take a dip in my hot tub to relax. Of course she didn't have a swimsuit with her and I had no idea where mine was, so we ended up going in naked. By the way, did I mention I am currently staying at my parent's house?
So, things were going smoothly. The sex was great, and after spending a little bit of time in the tub, we decide that it would be kind of hot to get busy once again. Now thinking I was the coolest cat this side of the Mississippi, I told my ex having hot tub sex would be fun. She agreed. Easy!
So here's a tip to everyone: having sex underwater is extremely difficult. I don't know how many zero-g slams you've performed in your lifetime, but let me tell you that's the last time I consider trying that out. To give you an idea of how it felt, think beached whales. Each thrust meant floating an extra mile across the tub, and positioning meant somebody was going straight underwater in the pit of scalding hot liquid. To put it lightly, it sucked. Well, one thing led to another and we agreed it was impossible and a stupid idea. Of course we wanted to finish the deed though, because both of us having blue balls would have been pure torture. Solution? Stand straight up and keep going at it!
We both felt kind of kinky due to the fact that we were having outdoor sex while being pretty much fully exposed (you know, the whole voyeurism thing), and everything seemed to be going well for the most part. I used the word seemed here because we all know there's more to this story.
Turns out at 3:00 in the morning, my neighbor's dog has to go to the bathroom. Now seeing that his backdoor is on a porch overlooking his yard, you are easily able to look over into my yard and see what sorts of fun activities are taking place. In this particular instance, one would be able to look over and see a certain individual plowing someone in the rear. Good thing my neighbor has one of those doggie doors, because who cares if the dog sees right?
The next thing that happened quite literally felt like the longest minute of my life. My neighbor's dog started barking at the top of his lungs while watching me have sex with my ex. We didn't think this was a big deal because we could just easily sit down in the tub and pretend nothing was happening if the owner woke up to check on him. But of course, dogs barking near my parent's house meant dogs started to bark in my house, and that was bad news bears. You see, even though I am perfectly old enough to make my own sexual decisions, I do not supersede her house rules.
When my dogs bark, it means they need to use the bathroom. It means that my mom needs to wake up and let them outside. It means they need to come near the hot tub. Danger Will Robinson, abandon ship! We end up jumping out of the tub naked and sprint into the house with our clothes. We rush into my basement and wait until things calm down. Luckily, my mom came downstairs and didn't bother me. She let the dogs outside and waited for them to finish their business. She didn't call to me in the basement or ask me to come and talk with her (keeping in mind we were both still naked). What a relief.
So here we are laughing our asses off in the basement about what just happened. Even though we are practically dying, we both agreed that finishing up would be the best choice. I end up bringing her into my room downstairs filled with all of my weeb shit and we end up having more sex on my futon. Of course, she can't keep a straight face and is now laughing about how ironic it is that all of my 2D shit is surrounding us while we go at it. In the end, we don't finish - she's laughing too hard at this point. We got dressed, talked for another half hour, and then called it a morning.
Now here I am typing this story that just happened. I have no closing words. My goodness.
Yes yes, this will be great material for the Fuwanovel Cards Against Humanity deck.
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Unban is a reference to a v. dank thread about unbanning our very own originalrun, who was totally banned at that time, yup (he also received the ren -> run correction here)
I figured, but it doesn't seem to fit well. Take for instance, "Unban [pancakes]" Just the word unban by itself isn't funny imo.
Also it lacks memes about FSG.
Which would be?
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Well, it depends on how you can turn the community aspects into interesting/humorous cards. VNs in general seem to have more potential from an initial thought, apologies ^^;;
No need to apologize, I could make a VN themed deck as well.
Some random ideas
Black cards:
- "Little Busters! EX will finally be translated by [BLANK]"
- "Unban [BLANK]"
- "Aaeru will come back when [BLANK] goes away"
- "[BLANK] is a hippocrates"
- "I think the new site logo should have [BLANK] in it"
- "[BLANK] for admin!"
White Cards:
- Pancakes
- Scottsune Miku
- Fuwazette Bot-chan
- OriginalRun
- Tay
- My Blender
- Mare
- Lolis
I think "Unban" is too plain. Anything to spice it up?
also white card: "torrents"," Okami" and "Steve"
Added these in.
Yes, no one joked about the fact that i'm not a tsundere.
You shouldn't have said anything.
"[Blank], [Blank], he's our man, if he can't do it, GREAT!" - Note: These two blanks are filled by the same white card
"Google Translate"
"Commie Subs"
I'm fine with everything else except these three.
Black card: Is there a setting for being able to use the same white card twice?
White cards: What do these have to do with Fuwa?
Here's what I've got so far:
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This is cards against humanity, so obviously we need something interesting that goes with the theme.
"By unanimous vote, [BLANK] has been decided as Visual Novel of the year!"
"By unanimous vote, [BLANK] has been decided as Visual Novel Heroine of the year!"
And then for some white cards...
"Your loli-sized mother"
"Your loli-loving father"
Those could do well in terms of examples that fit with VN-ness and fit CAH's 'offend everything' type of humor.
I could add those in, but what I had in mind was making a deck about this community and the people in it, not VN's.
Fuwanovel Confessions
in The Coliseum of Chatter
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Confession-that's-not-really-a-confession-and-more-like-a-random-fact-about-me: I hate having my eyes messed with, especially when there's something in one of them I can't get out.