Shikomizue

Wow, I advanced three text lines consecutively by executing an unintended, but dexterous, movement.

I picked up my keyboard, accidentally clicking 'enter', whilst moving my mouse, and I accidentally hit said mouse in the keyboard, clicking the left mouse button in the process, and by hitting the keyboard my finger slipped, scrolling down the mouse wheel as well.

Therefore, I clicked 'enter', 'left mouse button' and scrolled down in quick succession, advancing three lines.
You've got nothing on these skillz.

I've been playing Kichikuou Rance lately. Gosh I like the OSTs in these games, and I like Rance's overall character. Not as somebody who's to be admired, but as somebody who gets away with so much, even if he is decently capable, his luck is otherworldly.

Which do you prefer?

And its "I'm superior" and "I'm the king" vibe or

and its "I'm coming for you ladies" vibe?

This thread has been surprisingly serious, and I wouldn't want to derail it, so I'll just make my hypothetical post here:

One year in and I'm still a fag.

If Pangaea existed 300 million years ago, how do we know it was called Pangaea?

Just got the Mass Effect trilogy. Good bye life.

Today I tried to create a paradox, but when I killed my grandfather nothing happened. Was there something else I was supposed to do?

Today I tried to create a paradox, but when I killed my grandfather nothing happened. Was there something else I was supposed to do?

Hey, would ya look at that. I actually put something on my about me page.

Hey, would ya look at that. I actually put something on my about me page.

Hey, would ya look at that. I actually put something on my about me page.

How do you attract a lady's attention in a casino? You poker.

If 1 in 5 kids faces hunger, why don't we just turn every fifth kid around?

If the human brain was simple enough to understand, we wouldn't be smart enough to figure it out.

I wonder what people who type "u" instead of "you" do with all their free time.

Don't look