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    Fuwanovel Confessions

    in The Coliseum of Chatter

    Posted

    Confession:

    All right Fuwanovel, I have a story to share with all of you. I have to tell it to you because my goodness, I am still laughing my ass off as I type this. So I'll let you know straight out, this is going to be a story about sex. If you aren't into that kind of stuff, feel free to skip it over because I don't want to make anyone feel uncomfortable. That being said, I am sure a lot of you might have guessed this by now, but my sexual life is filled with a plethora of hilarity. This story, after a year or more of no sexual activity, is no different.

    Do you remember the other day when I was talking about how I felt a little bit frustrated that I didn't have someone I could flirt with for fun? Well turns out my ex and I were talking about random stuff like we always do, and things started to happen earlier this evening. We ended up bringing up the fact that we were both sexually frustrated, and seeing as how we are both single at the moment, we ended up hitting it off. One thing led to another and she drove over to my house to hang out. Mind you, this was at 1:30 in the morning. Now I say this because let's be honest, I don't know many friends that meet up during the wee hours of the morning just to hang out. Well as you might have guessed, "hanging out" turned into "let's fuck" in no time flat.

    Now of course I didn't have any condoms on me when she came over. I mean, I haven't been sexually active for over a year or more, and the only reason she just so happened to be on the pill was for cycle control. So what do we do? Hop in the car and head into town to grab condoms at 2:00 in the morning of course! No big deal, right?

    The look on that cashier's face. As a young man, you always dread the day you have to go and buy your first pack of condoms. Imagine how I felt after doing this many times in the past and being 25 years old and seeing the look of utter disappointment on her face. Simply dreadful. It didn't help that my ex decided it would be super awesome to come inside and buy them with me. That was a fun little chuckle they enjoyed having.

    Pride being destroyed aside, we ended up making our purchase (seriously, $20 for a pack of 36 at Walgreens?) and heading back to my place. Now being the horny little dogs we were, we just threw our clothes on the floor and started going at it on my living room sofa. No problem! We finished up and decided to take a dip in my hot tub to relax. Of course she didn't have a swimsuit with her and I had no idea where mine was, so we ended up going in naked. By the way, did I mention I am currently staying at my parent's house?

    So, things were going smoothly. The sex was great, and after spending a little bit of time in the tub, we decide that it would be kind of hot to get busy once again. Now thinking I was the coolest cat this side of the Mississippi, I told my ex having hot tub sex would be fun. She agreed. Easy!

    So here's a tip to everyone: having sex underwater is extremely difficult. I don't know how many zero-g slams you've performed in your lifetime, but let me tell you that's the last time I consider trying that out. To give you an idea of how it felt, think beached whales. Each thrust meant floating an extra mile across the tub, and positioning meant somebody was going straight underwater in the pit of scalding hot liquid. To put it lightly, it sucked. Well, one thing led to another and we agreed it was impossible and a stupid idea. Of course we wanted to finish the deed though, because both of us having blue balls would have been pure torture. Solution? Stand straight up and keep going at it!

    We both felt kind of kinky due to the fact that we were having outdoor sex while being pretty much fully exposed (you know, the whole voyeurism thing), and everything seemed to be going well for the most part. I used the word seemed here because we all know there's more to this story.

    Turns out at 3:00 in the morning, my neighbor's dog has to go to the bathroom. Now seeing that his backdoor is on a porch overlooking his yard, you are easily able to look over into my yard and see what sorts of fun activities are taking place. In this particular instance, one would be able to look over and see a certain individual plowing someone in the rear. Good thing my neighbor has one of those doggie doors, because who cares if the dog sees right?

    The next thing that happened quite literally felt like the longest minute of my life. My neighbor's dog started barking at the top of his lungs while watching me have sex with my ex. We didn't think this was a big deal because we could just easily sit down in the tub and pretend nothing was happening if the owner woke up to check on him. But of course, dogs barking near my parent's house meant dogs started to bark in my house, and that was bad news bears. You see, even though I am perfectly old enough to make my own sexual decisions, I do not supersede her house rules.

    When my dogs bark, it means they need to use the bathroom. It means that my mom needs to wake up and let them outside. It means they need to come near the hot tub. Danger Will Robinson, abandon ship! We end up jumping out of the tub naked and sprint into the house with our clothes. We rush into my basement and wait until things calm down. Luckily, my mom came downstairs and didn't bother me. She let the dogs outside and waited for them to finish their business. She didn't call to me in the basement or ask me to come and talk with her (keeping in mind we were both still naked). What a relief.

    So here we are laughing our asses off in the basement about what just happened. Even though we are practically dying, we both agreed that finishing up would be the best choice. I end up bringing her into my room downstairs filled with all of my weeb shit and we end up having more sex on my futon. Of course, she can't keep a straight face and is now laughing about how ironic it is that all of my 2D shit is surrounding us while we go at it. In the end, we don't finish - she's laughing too hard at this point. We got dressed, talked for another half hour, and then called it a morning.

    Now here I am typing this story that just happened. I have no closing words. My goodness. 

    Confession: This story nearly made me die in class. xD

    Confession 2: I'm probably not going to tell anymore of my sex stories in this thread. :P 

    Fuwanovel Confessions

    in The Coliseum of Chatter

    Posted

    Confession: There are a bunch of posts I want to respond to, but I can't get the quotes to behave and delete, and I am too lazy to try and find the way to do it.

    So...

    Confession 2: I also wonder what my reputation on Fuwa is. I've been here for almost a year, although I haven't been around much lately. :P

    Also...

    @Flutterz

    I understand this feeling. I literally haven't made a single friend at my University. While yes, I do have friends AT the University, they are friends I made beforehand, and are a year behind me. My first year was just me sitting alone and depressed in various corners of the University, moping and trying to work up the courage to talk to people. Hell, I almost did when I saw this one girl who was wearing an Attack on Titan hoodie, but nerves got the best of me before I could even work through a way to untie my tongue and just say hello.

    Essentially, University is a really hard place to make friends. I have heard it is far easier to make friends at community college, as I do have friends there and they have met tons to cool people. 

    TL;DR: University sucks and community college is kinda cool.

    If you ever need to talk, there is always this fellow KEY fan to listen to the feels. J-J-Just so you know. :yumiko:

    Fuwanovel Confessions

    in The Coliseum of Chatter

    Posted

    Confession: I have been feeling really restless lately. I think it's probably mostly due to the fact that I have been having a hell of a time trying to find a part-time job. I haven't heard back from anywhere yet, and I am starting to lose hope in finding a job anytime soon, even though all of my friends have been having success in finding them. 

    Of course, I know I will find something eventually. It's just discouraging when I want to move out, but I can't because I can't even find a job. 

    Confession 2: I need to post in here more often. I've been feeling kinda empty without posting in here. XD

    regarding no1 you need to lower your standards to fnd a good part-time job nowadays.

    Oh, believe me, I know. xD

    My standards are pretty low right now. :P

    This puts your gf into perspective as well :sachi: 

    R00d.

    Fuwanovel Confessions

    in The Coliseum of Chatter

    Posted

    Confession: I have been feeling really restless lately. I think it's probably mostly due to the fact that I have been having a hell of a time trying to find a part-time job. I haven't heard back from anywhere yet, and I am starting to lose hope in finding a job anytime soon, even though all of my friends have been having success in finding them. 

    Of course, I know I will find something eventually. It's just discouraging when I want to move out, but I can't because I can't even find a job. 

    Confession 2: I need to post in here more often. I've been feeling kinda empty without posting in here. XD

    regarding no1 you need to lower your standards to fnd a good part-time job nowadays.

    Oh, believe me, I know. xD

    My standards are pretty low right now. :P

    Fuwanovel Confessions

    in The Coliseum of Chatter

    Posted

    Confession: I have been feeling really restless lately. I think it's probably mostly due to the fact that I have been having a hell of a time trying to find a part-time job. I haven't heard back from anywhere yet, and I am starting to lose hope in finding a job anytime soon, even though all of my friends have been having success in finding them. 

    Of course, I know I will find something eventually. It's just discouraging when I want to move out, but I can't because I can't even find a job. 

    Confession 2: I need to post in here more often. I've been feeling kinda empty without posting in here. XD

    Serious question. Is sex as good as everyone says?

    in The Coliseum of Chatter

    Posted

    And quite frankly, virginity these days literally means nothing.  If you kept it, cool; just means your first time is a bit more romantic.  If you lost it, cool; just means you know what you're doing, it really just doesn't matter.

    As much as I want to believe that I'm pretty sure being virgin becomes a bigger and bigger "there's something wrong with me" flag as the person ages. If someone says they're a virgin at 30 your first thought will probably be "why?" not "that's kinda romantic"

    I should probably stop derailing now >.>

    VNs treat virginity like a fucking diamond ore. It's nothing special indeed.... lol

    I know someone who was a virgin till she was 38 and I've heard about people who never got laid till their 50+. It's not sad, it depends from person to person. 

    It's kinda funny actually. I used to treat virginity like the most beautiful thing of all time, as I was raised in a very conservative household. However, as time went on and I met more people and broadened my worldview, I found myself steering away from that belief. Now I feel virginity is just something too many people place too much value in. I mean, like, there are times I find myself slipping back to the conservative thoughts of my family, but old habits die hard, and I know it is just the way I was raised talking.

    So yeah, I don't think anyone should feel ashamed of being a virgin. You will have sex someday, whether you pay for it or not. Doesn't matter. You will one day roll in the sheets with another human being, and then you will know what the hype is about, for better or for worse. :P 

    What are you reading? Untranslated edition

    in Visual Novel Talk

    Posted

    I guess the last thing I finished was Konata yori Kanata made. Quite the ride, that one is. It kind of feels like a hidden gem, since it doesn't seem to get that much attention, judging by the frequency of the ratings on VNDB (yes yes, I know I shouldn't judge by ANYTHING from VNDB... but whatever :P ).

    Next thing I will be reading will be Sakura no Uta. I've had a sort of "Sca-ji void" ever since I finished SubaHibi, so I am quite ready to have my mind blown once more by Sca-ji's genius. :D

    If your High School experience were a VN, what ending did you get?

    in Members' Lounge

    Posted

    I hit the true end where I somehow broke up with my high school sweetheart, went to the other side of the country and met a new cast of less interesting cardboard cutout versions of the characters I met at home, and wasted away in loneliness. However, there is a plot twist at the very end where I come back from that side of the country, and meet back up with that same high school sweetheart and we get back together, closer than ever before. So... pretty decent true end. :P

    Best way I can describe it. xD

    1) Narrate this shit, would read

    2) Very happy for you, hope things turned out fine

    Thanks. ^_^ Also, I would be lying if I said I never considered that suggestion. xD

    If your High School experience were a VN, what ending did you get?

    in Members' Lounge

    Posted

    I hit the true end where I somehow broke up with my high school sweetheart, went to the other side of the country and met a new cast of less interesting cardboard cutout versions of the characters I met at home, and wasted away in loneliness. However, there is a plot twist at the very end where I come back from that side of the country, and meet back up with that same high school sweetheart and we get back together, closer than ever before. So... pretty decent true end. :P

    Best way I can describe it. xD

    Fuwanovel Confessions

    in The Coliseum of Chatter

    Posted

    Confession: I am actually thinking of switching to a local community college from the University I am attending. I don't think what I am doing here now is going to benefit me the way I think it will. I feel like I am just making a huge monetary mistake here. My plans? Maybe switch over to IT and just go from there. I just feel like there is nothing waiting for me on the other end of this University path, so I should probably jump to a different ship before the one I am on capsizes. 

    Confession 2: It's not like I am getting bad marks or anything. In fact, my marks are higher than they ever were in High School. I guess what I am doing isn't capturing me like it once did, and I am just wary of committing financial suicide. ^^'''

    Do what is best for pya :pyaa: 

    I might do just that. :pyaa: 

    Fuwanovel Confessions

    in The Coliseum of Chatter

    Posted

    Confession: I am actually thinking of switching to a local community college from the University I am attending. I don't think what I am doing here now is going to benefit me the way I think it will. I feel like I am just making a huge monetary mistake here. My plans? Maybe switch over to IT and just go from there. I just feel like there is nothing waiting for me on the other end of this University path, so I should probably jump to a different ship before the one I am on capsizes. 

    Confession 2: It's not like I am getting bad marks or anything. In fact, my marks are higher than they ever were in High School. I guess what I am doing isn't capturing me like it once did, and I am just wary of committing financial suicide. ^^'''

    Fuwanovel Confessions

    in The Coliseum of Chatter

    Posted

    I am just having that problem of stressing out over what I wanna do with my life. Of course, because stress breeds more stress, I am also stressing and digging up old anxieties that have nothing do with having no idea what to do moving forward.

    Confession: It's kinda funny that I come running here before talking to people in-depth about it irl. :P

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