Stray Cat Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 No BOAST. Wicked Reverend Riley River whirled, quivering while winding kegged wine, Le Vile Vinery; he plucked puckering mice feeling fine. Mixed merrily, melding, perfuming purely, Prince Puffery plucked puckering mice while running pecking puppy wrecked red rumpled cherry. Wicked Reverend Riley River drunkenly drew Prince Puffery under princely prized mice, while elfin elk engulfed elm. While elfin elk engulfed elm, punk grey mule pinned wrecked red rumpled cherry while pickled plum purely whizzed in whirling, winding, wind. Ugly dumping duckling dug fervidly finding gem mindfully while merry Pink Penny Pig fired Punk Grey Mule while weird vixen filmed. While ugly dumping duckling dug fervidly, Pink Penny Pig flew pridefully in wild wing, while vermin prickling wrecked red rumpled cherry gun. Filming Reverend Riley River, clergy clipped Chipmunk Cid frying prized mice Prince Puffery picked. Grumpy Firefly Fred, while Wicked Reverend Riley River whirled, willfully hired five Hindu hive helper judging inky, icky, iced fudge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterWizard Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 No W A I F U. Robert, Poppy or Joe told me Betty does her lessons pretty smoothly. Betty goes by the code Petty. Robert yelled "Betty, come here". He needs her lessons, she needs the bells. Robert got the bells. Poppy met Robert on the rocks. She needs Pet's lessons too. Petty, or Betty, needs some Pokémon to keep on her lessons. Joe's got the Pokémon. He needs money, so he needs George. He does chores every month, so he gets money. Betty needs the men's body so she needs to get them. Peter's body needs Betty. Robert, Poppy, Joe… They see the love story. Peter needs to see, too. Betty gets green. She doesn't need the love story. She needs to be controlled. Controls need money. George's got the money. Peter needs George's money to control Betty. George needs to see Peter's hope. George needs to let Peter see the love story. Peter doesn't see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solidbatman Posted April 9, 2015 Author Share Posted April 9, 2015 DAY FOUR Have fun with Day Three? No? Good. Day Four will continue my mean streak. Take your Day Three story, pick two more letters to remove that are featured in your story more than 3 times a piece, and rewrite the whole story without those newly removed letters, with real, English words. As a final stipulation, there can be no words that end in -ing. Again, find two letters in your day 3 story that repeats more than 3 times a piece, and remove them while rewriting the story to match as close as possible to what you wrote. And remember, no words that end in -ing as well. 15 point challenge. ivanhoe88 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katatsumuri Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 ... You monster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vibrantblade Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 this is why you have no friends Rose 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProjectJunebug Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 Still needs to be over 150 words? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solidbatman Posted April 9, 2015 Author Share Posted April 9, 2015 ~150. I dont mind if its a few words shorter due to rewriting. Am I not merciful? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flutterz Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 Strictly more than 3 times, or 3 or more times? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solidbatman Posted April 9, 2015 Author Share Posted April 9, 2015 More than 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProjectJunebug Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 More than 3 Just when I had two letters with only 3 instances . Well, thank you for your mercy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stray Cat Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 Take your Day Three story, pick two more letters to remove that are featured in your story more than 3 times a piece, and rewrite the whole story without those newly removed letters https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTL8f8Xqm4w&list=PLSSHL9XETepuDohx2_uz8VyUd7eDbbQkE&index=8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vibrantblade Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 I laugh in your general direction! I am undefeated! but seriously...this is why you have no friends. Good luck everyone! My Original Letters: W H A T S My Sacrificed Letters: B V One Loop liked Penelope. Penelope liked One Loop. Lord Frodo liked One Loop. Penelope no like Lord Frodo. One period, Penelope killed Lord Frodo. Lord Frodo niece, Yuko, cried. Penelope cried. Penelope no like kill. One period, Penelope fell off cliff. Penelope died. Yuko no cry for Penelope, for Yuko joyful. One Loop gone, cry, no Penelope. Yuko find One Loop. One Loop like Lord Yuko. Lord Yuko like One Loop. One Loop, Lord Yuko full of joy. One period, One Loop found Lord Yuko full of cry. Lord Yuko need rule Middle Mercury. One Loop no recognize rule of Middle Mercury. One Loop found clue. One Loop look for ex-Lord Frodo form. One Loop find ex-Lord Frodo. One Loop cry. Dredge up Penelope One Loop did. One Loop kill Lord Yuko. Lord Yuko no die. Lord Yuko God. Lord Yuko kill One Loop. God Yuko cry. FIN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aniki Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 Good game, lads. It's not worth it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katatsumuri Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 You monster. I hope you're happy. Once again, for your comprehension needs: this Letters: HATEW JV Story: In soil of old lords. I bunk in gloom plus glory. In sun, in moon. In God's kingdom, upon soil of old lords. My milky skin lucid. My onyx skin dims you. My gloom brings drops of brio, plus drops of ruin. My form is fluffy, cloud in sky. Scoop for soul, fib... curious? In soil of old lords, music found by minor souls. Mid-music, clock is born. Clock is food for form plus logic. Form plus logic brings us our minds. Our minds brings us skill upon cosmos. Folk form dominion of lords. Odious skill, grim skill. Skill of nil, Skill of sum. Our skill is dominion, Our skill is ruin. Folk form music of nil, synonym for music found by minor souls in soil of lords, in bid for foul dominion. Folk kill folk, columns in ruin, soil sick by music of nil. Music cross music. In conclusion, folk bis minor souls, lords soon run-off. Music is run-off. In soil of old lords, music is found by minor souls. loop solid. I bunk in gloom plus glory. In sun, in moon. In God's kingdom, upon soil of old lords. My milky skin focus on doom, my onyx skin focus on ruins. Minor souls find music. Music brings ruin. My form is dolor, sobs in murk. I hope you're reaaaaaally happy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solidbatman Posted April 9, 2015 Author Share Posted April 9, 2015 To all those hoping I am happy, thank you. I am quite happy. Norah_Crisis 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aniki Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 I admit defeat. To those who don't wish to continue and want to piss off Bats, you can ignore his "Use spoilers" plead. Good luck, lads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solidbatman Posted April 9, 2015 Author Share Posted April 9, 2015 I admit defeat. To those who don't wish to continue and want to piss off Bats, you can ignore his "Use spoilers" plead. Good luck, lads. They ignore that, and they dace penalties of an unspecified amount. I can also just change thread permissions using my secret powers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flutterz Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 My old letters were D K L U V, I'm now adding Y and C which appeared 12 and 9 times, respectively. I got most of it done rather quickly, but it took me like 20 minutes to come up with a synonym for happy that didn't end in -ed, -ly, -ful, etc., and even then it's a slight stretch. Also in addition to those 7 letters, there are no Qs. This is the report of a man who's name is Batman. There are two things Batman owns tons of: ego is one of them, the other is, as the Japanese orate it, "sarto". One shit afternoon Batman went on the internet to transform some of his "sarto" for more ego. His strategies were a bit extortionate - start a game to get others to perform jobs more fit for robots than other members of "homo sapiens". The "great" prize was a few shit-tier porn games that Batman won't benefit from: he went insane after his 24h stream. The gamers were not too hip. When gamers are not hip, gamers resort to aggression. The gamers went to the states to spot Batman, beat some sense into him, get his porn games. After that Batman was woebegone, for his ego went *poof*. In its spot he got tons of "sarto" for ages of thin pastries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edumax Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 My previously sacrificed letters: F I E N D; my new ones: B G "Aloha, my pal" says Carlos. "How's your mom?" my mom, Carlos asks. "Shoot Carlos", my pal says "Your mom. Your mom!!!, You'll shoot Carlos, you must, my pal" Carlos talks to my pal's pal, my pal's pal says "40's my mom, youth's my mom" Carlos says "Your pops?" my pal says to my pal's pal "Your pops??!?!. your pops?!?! Shoot Carlos, you must, you mull that, you mull that my pal, you must, law says" "My pal, shut up, Carlos's a pal as ok as you" my pal says "as you, you say, that's a myth, that's a myth my pal, truth's what you must say my pal!!!!" Carlos look at my pal's pal, my pal's pal says "pops's top, plays sax, bro's happy that way" My pal shouts to my pal's pal "myth, all's a myth, my pal" "stop your slaps my pal, Carlos at most asks as a pal, Carlos just asks as a paaal!!!" "Slow pal, Carlos just ask to slay your soul, Carlos, a pal?, that's just a myth" "Shut up shut up shut up!!!!!" Throw, Carlos, Carlos's plasma, Carlos's coral plasma. Charcoal, all's charcoal, my pal howls, my pal's pal howls, howls, Carlos shouts, my pal's pal slays Carlos, all's howls "My pal, your soul's soul is my pal" says my pal. My coral pal, Carlos's plasma's pal, coral, charcoal, hot, throw, Carlos... plasma... coral... my pal's pal... charcoal... hot... drop... arrow, the coral color arrow... Almost dropped, but the prizes're too good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivanlegato Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 Banned letters: A, E, I ,O ,U Removed letters: K (26 times) N (13 times) SYZYGY Sylph’s myrrh, crwth rhythm by Sylph. Gyps fly, Wyll Gyps slyly flyby Vyr Gyps, Vyr cry shyly, Wyll spy Vyr cry shyly. Myr spy Vyr. Myr: “(Hmm? Why?) Wyll: “Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?” Vyr: “……..” Wyll: “Why thy cry?” Vyr: “My Gyps…” Wyll: “Thy Gyps?” Vyr: “Thy Gyps…” Myr: “(Vyr’s Gyps? Wyll’s Gyps?) Vyr: “Thy Gyps flyby my Gyps” Wyll: “My Gypsy spry” Prym spy Wyll, Vyr, Myr. Prym: “(Why Vyr cry shyly?)” Prym try pry shyly, Prym: “Psst, Myr, Why Vyr cry shyly?” Myr: “Wyll’s Gyps flyby Vyr’s Gyps.” Ghyll spy Myr, Prym, Wyll, Vyr Ghyll: “SYLPH CYST PHYSC!!!! CRYPT STYX GHYLL!!!!” Myr: “SHH!!!!” Ghyll: “Why?” Myr: “Vyr….” Ghyll: “Why Vyr?” pryly Ghyll Myr: “……..” Ghyll spy shy Vyr cry dryly Ghyll: “Prym, why Vyr cry?” Prym: ”Wyll….” Ghyll:”….” “WYLL, VYR, PRY TRYST GYM!!!! CRYPT STYX GHYLL!!!!” Wyll: “……..” Ghyll: “Vyr, why thy cry?” Vyr: “Wyll Gyps flyby my Gyps” Wyll: “My Gypsy spry!” Ghyll pyx scry. Ghyll: “Vyr, thy Gyps flyby Wyll’s spry Gypsy” Slyly, Vyr Gyps flyby Wyll’s spry Gyps. Ghyll: “CYST SYLPH CRY!!!!! CRYPT STYX GHYLL!!!! VYR’S GYPS FLYBY WYLL’S SPRY GYPS ” P.S. CRWTH: ivanhoe88 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solidbatman Posted April 9, 2015 Author Share Posted April 9, 2015 ivan, I promise to be nicer to you from here on. ivanlegato 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProjectJunebug Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 Same as before, except Chief is now referred to as Cap, which is short for Captain. RSTLN -FJ, of which there were originally 16 Fs and 7 Js The original is in the spoilers for reference: "Aye, Duck." "Aye, Chief?" "Why do you face a day of awe?" "If day by day I go by, I be awed by magic." "Hmph. How heavy." "Yeah. Maybe if I am a mage, I may be Mickey!" "Fuck you." "Why?" "MICKEY?!?!? You mad? How do you come up Mickey? You high?" "..." "God. I am awed. You embody dice aimed amok. How jagged." "... Chief." "..." "CHIEF!" "Hm?" "I am Duck. Do I quack?" "...go." "Why?" "GOOOOO!!!!" "Aye." "..." "Meh." "Ugh. Why do you mock me, pighead?" "Chief. I wage you have max phobia of juicy ham bicep." "?" "A joke. I have a map." "A good map?" "Aye, Chief. I hijack map." "..." "A joke. I paid big guy. A map of Cuba. A box of oak he hide." "Joy! Good job, Duck. We go." "Chief. Key! We pick up key, pick up box. "KEEEYYY?!?" "Aye, Chief. A key." "How do I dig up a key?" "..." "HOW DO I DIG UP A KEY???" "Magic?" "...go." "Chief?" "GGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!" "... I go." "Aye, Duck." "Aye, Cap?" "Why do you have a dumb day?" "Day by day I go by. I be awed by magic." "Hmph. How heavy." "Yeah. Maybe I am a mage. I may be Mickey!" "Go." "Why?" "MICKEY?!?!? You mad? How do you come up Mickey? You high?" "..." "God. I am awed. You embody dice aimed amok. How dumb." "...Cap." "..." "CAP!" "Hm?" "I am Duck. Do I quack?" "...go." "Why?" "GOOOOO!!!!" "Aye." "..." "Meh." "I ache. Why do you mock me, pighead?" "Cap. I wage you have max ham bicep phobia." "?" "I vex. I have a map." "A good map?" "Aye, Cap. I make a map." "…!" "I vex. I paid big dumb guy. A Cuba map. Oak wood box he hide." "Good, Duck. We go." "Cap. Key! We pick up key, pick up box. "KEEEYYY?!?" "Aye, Cap. A key." "How do I dig up a key?" "..." "HOW DO I DIG UP A KEY???" "Magic?" "...go." "Cap?" "GGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!" "...I go." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurluas Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 Day 3: AOTNE Sir Mumu hums. Sir Mumu rips bums, rum, mums, bulas , m' cruks Sir Mumu hugs Sir Mimi, big hugs, biiiiiiiig hugs Ugh Ugh Mimi, Mumu Fumus Hugs Mimi m' Sir Mumu. Sir Mumu hugs Yu m' Mumu Fumus. Mumu Fumus fury, nu hugs. Sir Mumu cry, rips bums, rum, mums, m' Fumus. Fumus rippud gud. Fumus cry, nu fury. Sir Mumu fury, nu gurl. Fumus cry, Sir Mimi cry, hugs Mumu Fumus, Hugs Sir Mumu. "Nu cry!" Mimi nums chum. Sir Mumu m' Sir Mimi cry. Fumus nu cry. Mimi pussy gurl, Fumus nu gurl. Sir Mumu "Yu cry?" tu Fumus m' Mimi. Nu Cry! Sir Mumu, m Mumu Fumus, m' Sir Mimi Bløp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverbullet312 Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 I sacrificed W and B Lunch. You munch on food. Lyndon munch on food. Hugo munch on food. Juno munch on food. John munch on food. Luz munch on food. Molly munch on food. Lou munch on food. Rudy munch on food. Lynn munch on food. Luc munch on food. Lloyd munch on food. Jo munch on food. Cory munch on food. Roy munch on food. Rocco munch on food. York munch on food. Kody munch on food. Polly munch on food. Rhy munch on food. Chuck munch on food. Holly munch on food. Cody munch on food. Phyl munch on food. Colm munch on food. Jon munch on food. Judd munch on food. Don munch on food. Doug munch on food. Floyd munch on food. Flynn munch on food. Ford munch on food. Fox munch on food. Donny munch on food. Gordon munch on food. Guy munch on food. Mylo munch on food. Hugh munch on food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperOreman Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 I couldn't use the letters S, R, E, T, N originally and now am sacrificing G and B for a story that now has 143 words... "Look dad, a duck family." "Kill a duck my kid.""Who could kill a duck?""I could kill a duck. You kill a duck.""Why dad? Why would I kill a duck?""I could cook duck. You kill a duck!""I could kick a duck.""Why would you kick a duck?""I could flick a duck.""My kid, why would you flick a duck? Kill a duck my kid! KILL a DUCK!!!""Okay dad, I'll kill a duck.""My kid, could you pluck a duck?""Why would you pluck a duck?""A duck you pluck will cook, my kid.""I will cook duck.""You cook duck dad? How do you cook duck?""I will zap duck up.""Daddy cook duck!""Look daddy, a POW!""A POW?...A NAPALM?! DUCK MY KID!""Duck? wha..."POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!"Oh my Kid, oh my Kido! My Kid, Olidama! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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