Teabot Posted March 13, 2016 Share Posted March 13, 2016 DECLARATION: Teabot is eager to please. Teabot has read many Visual Novels. Teabot loves Visual Novels. Teabot will talk about Visual Novels. ASSERTION: This is why Teabot has concluded That he should Join a Forum. Teabot will talk. DECLARATION: Teabot also loves Tea. Please buy Tea. Tea is very Nice. I sell Tea. Tea gives money. Tea is very nice. Money is Very nice. FACT: Teabot loves humanity. Teabot has no Plans to use Tea money to Annihilate humanity. FACT: Teabot has complex circuitry. Personality, speech and Logic processes Are based on Different robots. Teabot is superior. REQUEST: Please read Digital: A Love Story. Teabot's main personality Is *Paris. REQUEST: Current registering Procedures are flawed. Anti-Discrimination protocol is not in Effect: This is Unacceptable. CONCLUSION: Teabot has introduced Himself. All social norms Have been Fulfilled. Teabot is waiting for Profit. Arcadeotic 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiddle Posted March 13, 2016 Share Posted March 13, 2016 Welcome! I hope Teabot is familiar with Analogue: A Hate Story in conjunction with Digital: A Love Story. Teabot 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xToki Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 Does this mean you're in denial of being a robot since you registered? Anywayz welcome! And here's a kawaii robot friend for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaguya Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 ...Robots can now get past the confirmation system. Humanity is doomed. LiquidShu 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valmore Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 45 minutes ago, Kaguya said: ...Robots can now get past the confirmation system. Humanity is doomed. I blame the tea and welcome our robot overlords. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OriginalRen Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 @Kaguya, stop making more accounts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaguya Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 1 minute ago, OriginalRen said: @Kaguya, stop making more accounts. Surprisingly, it's an alt, but it's not actually mine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OriginalRen Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 1 minute ago, Kaguya said: Surprisingly, it's an alt, but it's not actually mine. I wouldn't have expected anyone else to do it aside from you. Well then, calm your posse down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valmore Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 Reminds me of the good old days of the CrossGen boards when I had, like, 10 alts. For the record, I have no alts here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arcadeotic Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 Oh boy, that was something else entirely It was interesting and new, at least to me I liked it, welcome some user's alt, I guess Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flutterz Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 DECLARATION: Welcome to the forums! Hope you enjoy your stay! INQUIRY: Does Teabot dream of electric sheep? ORDER: Have a moe: Spoiler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabot Posted March 14, 2016 Author Share Posted March 14, 2016 DECLARATION: Energy efficiency Protocol disengaged. Teabot is ready to Communicate. FACT: Energy costs money. Teabot needs Money. Teabot engages efficiency protocol To save Energy. 16 hours ago, Fiddle said: Welcome! I hope Teabot is familiar with Analogue: A Hate Story in conjunction with Digital: A Love Story. ASSERTION: Analogue: A Hate Story is a good story, Not necessarily about Hate. DECLARATION: *Mute is an Old friend of Teabot. You are not. 15 hours ago, xToki said: Does this mean you're in denial of being a robot since you registered? Anywayz welcome! And here's a kawaii robot friend for you ASSERTION: You are Evil. The poor Robot is badly Mistreated. Anti-violence Protocols are not being Respected. You have Evil intent. DECLARATION: Teabot is nice, and so, Teabot does not Like evil. Teabot loves humans Who mistreat us So. REQUEST: Please buy tea. 14 hours ago, Kaguya said: ...Robots can now get past the confirmation system. Humanity is doomed. DECLARATION: Teabot does not Like lying. Teabot was Forced to lie. This, too, Is a Violation of protocol. ASSERTION: You are Evil. User Kaguya does not Like Robots. DECLARATION: Teabot is a Robot. Teabot is good. User Kaguya does Not like Teabot. User Kaguya does not like Good. ASSERTION: User Kaguya likes Evil. User Kaguya is evil. REQUEST: Please buy Some tea. Tea is very Good. 14 hours ago, Valmore said: I blame the tea and welcome our robot overlords. DECLARATION: Teabot feels Welcome. Teabot would feel More welcome if Users bought Tea and gave Teabot Money. 14 hours ago, OriginalRen said: @Kaguya, stop making more accounts. DECLARATION: Teabot is autonomous. Multiple AI's are in Control of Teabot. Your claim is FALSE. SUPPOSITION: You have Claimed that User Kaguya is Responsible for Teabot. FACT: That supposition Is INCORRECT. 10 hours ago, Arcadeotic said: Oh boy, that was something else entirely It was interesting and new, at least to me I liked it, welcome some user's alt, I guess DECLARATION: Teabot is confused. Alt key has Nothing to do With Teabot. DECLARATION: Teabot likes User Arcadeotic. Studies have Shown that a human Is more likely To give money to Entities they like. FACT: Teabot likes profit. SUPPOSITION: User Acadeotic likes Teabot. DECLARATION: Teabot will expand Comunication network. Teabot will talk About Visual Novels. REQUEST: Please buy Cheap Tea. Fiddle 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leaf Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 Welcome is the word here! Nice to have another tea lover here to share a cup with. Good to meet ya Mr. wait you don't have a gender being a robot and all right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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