JustThisOne

Granted, you can no longer eat or drink and must get your sustenance through injections. I wish I was a better artist.

Season 2 of Darker than Black.

Ace Combat Infinity, for game that is free to play its not half bad.

There are several people in my anime club in college who read VNs, but I have not read the ones they have and one person can actually read Japanese so I can't talk to people IRL about VNs.

7. Finger Nails

Mine would be Aiyoku no Eustia. Not that it was a bad story or anything but the fact the translation isn't finished and probably never will be. So I was left at the end of the translation wanting to know what will happen next, but sadly i will never know as I can't read Japanese and I don't have the motivation to learn it either. I did try to read it through machine translation, but the translation was so horrible I stopped after 10 minutes.

Don't use Maruyu for sorties, she sucks. She's only useful for expeditions and raising luck. Her stats are abysmal compared to the other subs, she won't do any notable damage to anything and she can't doge anything either.

8. Darth Vader

Granted, human civilization collapses and people have regressed to killing each other for basic survival. Your job now is just to simply survive in the chaotic world, it won't be boring because you always have to be alert and not know when something dangerous might happen. I wish I can work faster.

After watching the Fate/Stay Night anime, I was really hooked on its world and wanted more. So after some extensive time on the internet, I got F/SN and I read it. Then I read Tsuikihime and well one thing led to another, and now I a huge fan of them.

Granted, you are now paralyzed from the neck down, since you can't really do anything you can adjust your sleep schedule as you see fit. I wish the world did not revolve around money.

I got my first sub, I-168, from 2-3. And I got I-58, I-19, and I-8 all in the same week from 1-5. Though my admiral level was 80+.

Beat him with Demonbane.

Kirishima was my last Kongo sister. Also, don't waste your time trying to construct subs, just try to farm them on 1-5.

I volunteer, its not like I'm doing much this summer.

Granted, your laptop stops functioning entirely not because of Windows 8 but because someone set off an EMP near where you live. I wish I had a bigger hard drive.

Watch this turn out to be like Madoka Magica

Granted, however its only a delusion in your mind and in reality you are in a mental hospital receiving electroshock therapy every single day. I wish my friends would stop faking fun of me because I don't play League of Legends.

Granted, your good idea was to help children in a third world country but you are later captured by the locals, slowly tortured to death, and later have your corpse fed to local wildlife. I wish I had more time.

Granted, you are now a page of a h-doujin that contains a high amount of rape. I wish I did not have to use so much money when I travel.

Granted, the song now makes you a mindless puppet of the government. I wish I could eat whatever I want and never go fat.

Granted, he surrendered shortly after. I wish I was a chick magnet.

Granted, now there are no girls on Earth I wish superheroes were real

Granted you are now a mindless zombie, you will never need to sleep ever again I wish for less stupid people on this planet

9. Cthulhu