Mr Poltroon Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 Officer, I don't really have the time to explain... but alright! I work at top secret lab but things went wrong When I was attempting to clone some of these children at first it worked but then a dragon came out (somehow) and ruined the lab I quickly put them all into my van went to buy some supplies and am currently heading for Area 51 these things need to be hidden quickly from humanity and whatnot. *gasps for air* Alright, see you later officer, I'm in a bloody hurry trying to stop the world from being destroyed! *pulls away from the police officer at full speed* Three different Yakuza bosses, the three top Gangster leaders, and the head of the Mafia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DimDito Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 Officer... You're welcome. A plane ticket, a used female underwear, and a framed picture of the Officer's wife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
satoshikyouma Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 hello brother in law!!!! plane ticket? I've been promoted on my job and going on a plane to america XD the frame and the underwear? that's your wife's twin sister mate XD a box full of illegal dvds,a drug dealer,and a tennis racket XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zodai Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 They're props - it's a drama about a crime lord's son who has to win a tennis tournament. Lethal poison, a cleaver, and in about 15 seconds, the police officer's head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Poltroon Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 Officer! Oh, hum... Let's play the guessing game. I give you 15 seconds to guess what I'm saying! *gestures random things* 10 seconds... *continues gesticulating* 5 seconds *goes for the cleaver and finishes the business* 0 seconds. That good enough an explanation for you? A duck, a cow, and the dead prime minister. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
satoshikyouma Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 officer~!!!!!!! a duck reported that a cow right here,crushed the prime minister's body.... I had nothing to do with it so I reported to you about this officer~ XD a basket of poisoned apples,eaten poisoned apple,and the dead snow white XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nagisa_Fawkes Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 Hello Officer, my name is Prince Charming. I couldn't stand Snow anymore, so I followed the witch's recipe to make the apples. Although if you want her instead, go right ahead and kiss her (man, if Bigby were to see this xD). A silver bullet, a crossbow, crosses, holy water, and dead woman with two red spots on her neck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katatsumuri Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 So, yeah... Did you know that your town has a Vampire problem? A School swimsuit, 20 boxes of Eroge, and a pile of really weird Doujins... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qwertymann Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 ... officer I can - *throws eroge at his face and drives off* That'll keep him distracted for a while! MWAHAHAHAAAA! Two fornicating aliens, a crying limbless child, and hormone enhancing drugs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zodai Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 I'm submitting them to the nearby research facility. A raging inferno, dynamite, and $15 million in human souls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Poltroon Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 Ah, officer, what seems to be the problem? Yes, yes, I've got a raging inferno down there, you see... This, completely legal, dynamite I was carrying in the back, it went off, do you get the picture? So, er... Yeah, the back of the car's not so pretty at the moment. Hum...? Human souls? I'm afraid I can't see anything...? Perhaps you were mistaken, you said, what, 15 thousand? Just keep counting them, I'll just go over there a be right back... CIA equipment, KGB equipment, 10 different passports with diverging identities Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
satoshikyouma Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 sir,step aside! I'm the member of the CIA and currently using my KGB equipment for spying on these 10 devious criminals so LET.ME.THROUGH. XD stolen laptop,a crowbar,and a knife with blood on it XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zodai Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 I'm on my way to work. Sorry, looks like some of the tomatoes got cut. The policeman's car, the policeman's house, and the policeman's daughter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flutterz Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 Excuse me sir, why are you wearing my body? I'm afraid I'm going to have to place you under arrest. Nuclear waste, a map to the closest illegal dumping grounds, and a spoon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zodai Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 This? Oh, I'm just taking it to the ice cream store~ I think it's a bit melted... The policeman's daughter, a pedobear, and a variety of equipment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Life Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 "I just saved your daughter from a pedobear with this equipment." "Then why was she in your trunk?" "..." "..." "Hide!" Shackles with chains, Whip, The police officers wife Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zodai Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 Why sir, I just rescued this prostitute from a brothel! A pedobear, and orphanage, and a nuclear flagpole detector. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
satoshikyouma Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 I just saw this pedobear from an orphanage and I want to take him back there~ XD oh.......and he's using a detecting object thingie like a sword XD a shortsword,a battle axe,and a dead gladiator XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukiru Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 "Officer, what would a gladiator be doing in this age, are you sure you're not drunk?" A maid outfit, a crying shota and a shirt full of drool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katatsumuri Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 Officer! I can explain! ... ...... ......... Oh, wait... I can't.... A bottle of brandy, a dead pigeon, and a grenade Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zodai Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 I wanted to have sex. A knife, a dead body, and Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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