Clephas Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 Granted, but it needs to suck the life and souls out of your blood relations in order to survive. I wish for a giant iron spike with which to impale random people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiquidShu Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 Granted, however when you impale someone with your new shiny spike you feel the pain instead of them. I wish that everyone would submit to the master race that is #2D. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dannyboo Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 Granted, but economics crash for 2 weeks because nobody is leaving his home anymore in fear of being left by his waifu I wish I could taste a bar of the finest chocolate on this planet right now LiquidShu 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowtsuku Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 It's melted into a yogurt I wish for yogurt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustThisOne Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 Granted, but an alien race invades Earth hell bent on destroying all dairy products I wish for a new bed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dannyboo Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 Granted, but the guy who bought your old bed just repainted it and resold it to you. I wish we had bigger tea bags in germany Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clephas Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 Granted, but they are as big as your head and can't fit into the tea pot. I wish for a new bone-saw, because the teeth on my old one are all rusty and stained brown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Ember Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 Granted, but they are as big as your head and can't fit into the tea pot. I wish for a new bone-saw, because the teeth on my old one are all rusty and stained brown. (Granted, however it's horribly dented & deformed & will cost you more money to fix then to buy a new one. I wish for the power to see the world in a new light.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clephas Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 Granted, you now see ultraviolet light, causing you to go blind early. I wish for lunch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustThisOne Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 Granted, but you never eat breakfast or dinner ever again. I wish for a better internet connection Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clephas Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 Granted, but if you touch a complex machine, it automatically shorts out. I wish for the power to alter the flow of time at will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiquidShu Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 Granted, but when ever you alter time you are forced to relive the most horrible moments of history. I wish that Obama wasn't our president. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clephas Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 Granted, instead we have Hillary as our president and the Republican Party has ceased to exist, replaced by a party of sane human beings who just like the status quo. I want to be able to grant random people magical powers that eventually turn them into insane monsters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiquidShu Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 Granted, give them money. I wish that I was able to have every High School DxD and GC collectible Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andulir Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 Granted but they are all turned to boys I wish u have a haren of cute girls and Kazuko in there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clephas Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 Granted, but you are castrated by a random passerby. I wish for cake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Ember Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 Granted, but you are castrated by a random passerby. I wish for cake. Granted! But you have to share~ I wish for a glass of milk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Life Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 Granted, but from your own bodies lactation. I wish for a pet rain cloud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clephas Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 Granted, but it is always above your head and its water ignores roofs. I wish for an adorable yandere kitsunekko. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andulir Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 Granted but she killed you I wish i discover a new planet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Ember Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 Granted but she killed you I wish i discover a new planet Granted! only I can breath on it & it's better for training. I wish to go there & back when I please! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustThisOne Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 Granted, but you lose the capacity to feel pleasure I wish for hot chocolate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clephas Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 Granted, but someone mixed LCD into it. I wish the world was full of magic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clephas Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 Granted, but the world rapidly decayed under their pathetic efforts at ruling it, resulting in humanity falling into barbarism. I wish for a giant pizza, the size of a football stadium. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Life Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 Granted, but its burnt. I wish for a suit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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