12kami Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 im bored,what should i do ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valmore Posted December 22, 2015 Author Share Posted December 22, 2015 im bored,what should i do ? Well, I'm down to either read a visual novel or fap. Of course, I suppose those could go hand-in-hand... HA! Onii-chan made a pervy, lewd joke! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12kami Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 im bored,what should i do ? Well, I'm down to either read a visual novel or fap. Of course, I suppose those could go hand-in-hand... HA! Onii-chan made a pervy, lewd joke!i wont laugh :xother idea ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valmore Posted December 22, 2015 Author Share Posted December 22, 2015 im bored,what should i do ? Well, I'm down to either read a visual novel or fap. Of course, I suppose those could go hand-in-hand... HA! Onii-chan made a pervy, lewd joke!i wont laugh :xother idea ?There's always taking a refreshing nap. Introducing your eyeballs to the backs of your eyelids is always a good idea. Except when driving. Don't do it then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12kami Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 im bored,what should i do ? Well, I'm down to either read a visual novel or fap. Of course, I suppose those could go hand-in-hand... HA! Onii-chan made a pervy, lewd joke!i wont laugh :xother idea ?There's always taking a refreshing nap. Introducing your eyeballs to the backs of your eyelids is always a good idea. Except when driving. Don't do it then.do it for me oni-chan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valmore Posted December 22, 2015 Author Share Posted December 22, 2015 im bored,what should i do ? Well, I'm down to either read a visual novel or fap. Of course, I suppose those could go hand-in-hand... HA! Onii-chan made a pervy, lewd joke!i wont laugh :xother idea ?There's always taking a refreshing nap. Introducing your eyeballs to the backs of your eyelids is always a good idea. Except when driving. Don't do it then.do it for me oni-chan Take a nap for you? No, no not the eyes!!! I'm weak against the eyes. Must... avert... gaze... HERE HAVE ALL MY CANDY!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dergonu Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 Onii-Chan, can I have some candy too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valmore Posted December 22, 2015 Author Share Posted December 22, 2015 Onii-Chan, can I have some candy too? *Runs to store and buys more candy* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dergonu Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 Onii-Chan, can I have some candy too? *Runs to store and buys more candy*Yatta! Arigatou, onii-chan! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12kami Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 im bored,what should i do ? Well, I'm down to either read a visual novel or fap. Of course, I suppose those could go hand-in-hand... HA! Onii-chan made a pervy, lewd joke!i wont laugh :xother idea ?There's always taking a refreshing nap. Introducing your eyeballs to the backs of your eyelids is always a good idea. Except when driving. Don't do it then.do it for me oni-chan Take a nap for you? No, no not the eyes!!! I'm weak against the eyes. Must... avert... gaze... HERE HAVE ALL MY CANDY!!!tq oni-chan can i make another wish ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosakyun Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 Onii-chan, how do I pop cherries?I don't understand what they mean by popping it. Cherries aren't balloons, you know? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valmore Posted December 23, 2015 Author Share Posted December 23, 2015 tq oni-chan can i make another wish ? The eyes again! Ah, what wish? WHAT WISH?!?Onii-chan, how do I pop cherries?I don't understand what they mean by popping it. Cherries aren't balloons, you know?There comes a magical time (according to Japanese porn games visual novels) where a woman must have sex for the first time. According to this literature, this is the only time when the woman loses a membrane of her vagina known as the hymen, which is known as the foolproof indicator of a woman's virginity, which is essential because all men want to be the one to pound their pecker through that membrane and wait for the woman to magically say, "It hurts, but because it's you I can bear it," as blood pushes back out of her vagina onto her thighs and the man's penis. Hence, the slang term "popping her cherry" is created, though who the hell knows why it was called that. Cherries do not resemble membranes at all.It's important to note that visual novels that approach sexual intercourse with a virgin woman as such are likely written by males who haven't even gotten to second base, let alone slide into home, and certainly haven't popped any cherries. It's been medically proven that a hymen that's not intact does not mean the woman is not a virgin, as the hymen can be shrunk or lost due to injuries, disease, medical examination and the act of self gratification, none of which involve a mysterious, charismatic male protagonist wriggling his way into the woman's heart enough to talk her into an awkwardly-worded sex scene. Also note that as of recent studies less than half of women report actually having vaginal bleeding during their first time having sex, as it appears the hymen is rather elastic in nature, allowing for normal things such as tampons to be used fairly easily.Now... who wants candy? Kawasumi 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12kami Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 tq oni-chan can i make another wish ? The eyes again! Ah, what wish? WHAT WISH?!? i want pegasus as my christmas present onii-chan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosakyun Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 Onii-chan, how do I pop cherries?I don't understand what they mean by popping it. Cherries aren't balloons, you know?There comes a magical time (according to Japanese porn games visual novels) where a woman must have sex for the first time. According to this literature, this is the only time when the woman loses a membrane of her vagina known as the hymen, which is known as the foolproof indicator of a woman's virginity, which is essential because all men want to be the one to pound their pecker through that membrane and wait for the woman to magically say, "It hurts, but because it's you I can bear it," as blood pushes back out of her vagina onto her thighs and the man's penis. Hence, the slang term "popping her cherry" is created, though who the hell knows why it was called that. Cherries do not resemble membranes at all.It's important to note that visual novels that approach sexual intercourse with a virgin woman as such are likely written by males who haven't even gotten to second base, let alone slide into home, and certainly haven't popped any cherries. It's been medically proven that a hymen that's not intact does not mean the woman is not a virgin, as the hymen can be shrunk or lost due to injuries, disease, medical examination and the act of self gratification, none of which involve a mysterious, charismatic male protagonist wriggling his way into the woman's heart enough to talk her into an awkwardly-worded sex scene. Also note that as of recent studies less than half of women report actually having vaginal bleeding during their first time having sex, as it appears the hymen is rather elastic in nature, allowing for normal things such as tampons to be used fairly easily.Now... who wants candy?...T-Too vivid, Onii-sama.Have this instead. It's an instructional video on how to pop cherries. NSFWhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mq0qQE73Hz4You'll probably need a google account. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valmore Posted December 23, 2015 Author Share Posted December 23, 2015 tq oni-chan can i make another wish ? The eyes again! Ah, what wish? WHAT WISH?!? i want pegasus as my christmas present onii-chan Are you trying to get me killed? You know I'd have to get through these two to get Pegasus: Onii-chan, how do I pop cherries?I don't understand what they mean by popping it. Cherries aren't balloons, you know?There comes a magical time (according to Japanese porn games visual novels) where a woman must have sex for the first time. According to this literature, this is the only time when the woman loses a membrane of her vagina known as the hymen, which is known as the foolproof indicator of a woman's virginity, which is essential because all men want to be the one to pound their pecker through that membrane and wait for the woman to magically say, "It hurts, but because it's you I can bear it," as blood pushes back out of her vagina onto her thighs and the man's penis. Hence, the slang term "popping her cherry" is created, though who the hell knows why it was called that. Cherries do not resemble membranes at all.It's important to note that visual novels that approach sexual intercourse with a virgin woman as such are likely written by males who haven't even gotten to second base, let alone slide into home, and certainly haven't popped any cherries. It's been medically proven that a hymen that's not intact does not mean the woman is not a virgin, as the hymen can be shrunk or lost due to injuries, disease, medical examination and the act of self gratification, none of which involve a mysterious, charismatic male protagonist wriggling his way into the woman's heart enough to talk her into an awkwardly-worded sex scene. Also note that as of recent studies less than half of women report actually having vaginal bleeding during their first time having sex, as it appears the hymen is rather elastic in nature, allowing for normal things such as tampons to be used fairly easily.Now... who wants candy?...T-Too vivid, Onii-sama.Have this instead. It's an instructional video on how to pop cherries. Hidden ContentFufufufufufu. Onii-chan must teach you the ways of the world according to Japanese entertainment sources. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12kami Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 tq oni-chan can i make another wish ? The eyes again! Ah, what wish? WHAT WISH?!? i want pegasus as my christmas present onii-chan Are you trying to get me killed? You know I'd have to get through these two to get Pegasus:Hidden Contentbring those one-chan home,onii-chan lets have dinner together Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosakyun Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 bring those one-chan home,onii-chan lets have dinner togetherWhy not be dinner for Onii-sama? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12kami Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 bring those one-chan home,onii-chan lets have dinner togetherWhy not be dinner for Onii-sama?ofc not,i'll change those onee-chan toand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valmore Posted December 23, 2015 Author Share Posted December 23, 2015 tq oni-chan can i make another wish ? The eyes again! Ah, what wish? WHAT WISH?!? i want pegasus as my christmas present onii-chan Are you trying to get me killed? You know I'd have to get through these two to get Pegasus:Hidden Contentbring those one-chan home,onii-chan lets have dinner together bring those one-chan home,onii-chan lets have dinner togetherWhy not be dinner for Onii-sama?ofc not,i'll change those onee-chan toandI like your way of thinking, kami-kun. I will head for Fuyuki immediately. With crepes as bait. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12kami Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 tq oni-chan bring those one-chan home,onii-chan lets have dinner together I like your way of thinking, kami-kun. I will head for Fuyuki immediately. With crepes as bait.dont die onii-chan,also me also want the crepes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ヤミハナ Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 (edited) Onii-chan, can I have one of your imoutos? Edited December 24, 2015 by ヤミハナ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12kami Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 Onii-chan, can I have one of your imouto? yuri ?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ヤミハナ Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 Onii-chan, can I have one of your imouto? yuri ?! Exactly! Sasuga Kami-kun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valmore Posted December 24, 2015 Author Share Posted December 24, 2015 tq oni-chan bring those one-chan home,onii-chan lets have dinner together I like your way of thinking, kami-kun. I will head for Fuyuki immediately. With crepes as bait.dont die onii-chan,also me also want the crepes I had anticipated this and have left you some fresh crepes on the roof of our school.Onii-chan, can I have one of your imouto? yuri ?! I have no objection to this, so long as you treat her well so she grows big and strong and defeats the evil power plaguing Neo-Okinawa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12kami Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 tq oni-chan bring those one-chan home,onii-chan lets have dinner together I like your way of thinking, kami-kun. I will head for Fuyuki immediately. With crepes as bait.dont die onii-chan,also me also want the crepes I had anticipated this and have left you some fresh crepes on the roof of our school.why on the roof ?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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