crunchytaco

Here I'll state a problem. Feel free to give me advice. Problem: After returning from Asia, I have discovered that my body lacks a balanced nutritional diet - resulting in many mental dysfunctions and physical diseases like acid re-flux, hair loss and acne. I know this because a month of staying in Asia had eliminated my physical ailment problems, and everyone compliments how nice my skin is on returning. The fresh ingredients and balanced meals they have in Asia are superior to my frozen super market food and Mcdonalds. The nearest Asian supermarket is an hour away. I don't really know how to cook anyway. I still rely on my mother for home cooked meals; but her meals lack taste these days because of her high cholesterol and my dad's high blood pressure (also results of the American diet.)

Enjoy it with a warm cup of coffee.

This is like the soft-core hentai thread.

*Clears throat* Obviously you're frustrated and at your wits end for a lady companionship. I went through a similar stage at your age (whatever age that was for me.) I did use strip clubs once in a while to cope with my inability to connect with the other sex during that time. Obviously being a college student, it's unwise to splurge your money at these places buying VIP lap dances, but if you can buy a drink here or there while taking the chance to chat and feel comfortable - strippers can be some of the best teachers in the world... There was the time I sat a whole day drinking with a stripper and her friend. It was a slow, hot day for business, and I all wanted were some beers to relax. Pretty soon we were talking about criminal justice, ted bundy and other college-y topics that one of the strippers was studying in. I got "friend-zoned" according to one stripper. She also ended up giving me a surprise blowjob later that night. What I enjoy in the company of strippers is that I don't feel judged. As long as I treat and talk to them with respect. You're going to get gipped and hustled by some nasty strippers if you flash your wallet and ask for sex of course. They'll think you're a cop for one. You can be whoever you want at a strip club, just not a cop.

Go to a strip club and ask for a stripper to hold hands with you, but tell her you don't want to buy a lap dance from her until the 5th date.

I'm just over being depressed about the bleak outcome of today's marriages' results. Just don't get married. Have fun and enjoy life. Seriously, get your heart broken once, twice or so without the whole pen and paper thing involved. Listen to all those who have been there before you and just don't do it. Once you get some experience notches under your belt, the pangs of yearning to get married will be gone. Just don't get trapped in the process with a kid. Plan your kid if you want one. Wear protection. I love my daughter to pieces right now. Watching her babble in her baby talk like a little alien is so freaken hilarious. I wish I could take her without the mother package deal. Though I'll be bluntly honest - I wouldn't need either of them to be happy. I'd also be happy though if I could grow old in a community where I felt I belonged to, and could take care of the folks there from young to old myself. You don't need a special lady to hold onto as you tread into senile-hood. I used to think that was the bitter talk of old people, but it's not just that. It's just as true that you could be just as happy, and even happier without.

Have your parents set up an arrange marriage for you with someone from the village side of your country. I saw that many successful marriages in South, South-East Asia were due to the parents picking out and agreeing with the right spouses for their children.

Why thank you. However technically, I never left Fuwa! I'll detail some of my experiences later, including how I fought a massive flu on the day of my departure, and enduring an 11hr flight with chronic diarrhea - how praying at the Narita Temple lifted my diarrhea curse and henceforth...

Confession: I'm back in America. Things I miss from California that Asia didn't have Good pizza and hamburgers being the average here Naturally curvy women being the average here. Things I miss in Asian that California doesn't have: The awesome variety of food I could pick just walking 10 steps out of my hotel/house/living area. Life is literally everywhere in Asia. California for all the population density it has, feels so barren in comparison.

I kicked a cat once. It was during my vegan stage. I was so overcame with hypocritical guilt, i started eating meat again. But strangley never hit another animal since.

Confession: just found out the house i stayed at a few weeks ago was haunted. Good thing i didnt know while i was staying there. I wouldve been reduced to a pile of goo. Apparently i saw the apparition that was staying there. But i had mistaken it for someone else who was sleeping at the time so i didnt give it much thought... until now.

The saddest part about huamnity is intregity requires privlage. without money, even the kindest person in that situation will sell you out for a dollar. My 1c usd worth. Sad state of affairs observing people around the world.

confeseion: i had diarhhea forthe last 7 days since my Trip. I popped in all the local herbs and medicine they brought

its kind of weird being assigned to smoking zones at airports where youre boxed in with everyone in this room. Like delinquints. Outside i had to hold my trash until i entered a restauraunt. Meh. ill be back for some more action next year. In vietnam now before i swing to hong kong

confession: spent my day in tokyo. visted a shrine and wished for a safe trip along with lots of fun. got denied out of two establishments because i didnt speak japanese. still have 27,000 yen left over. there is no place to toss out your cigarettes over here even though theere are more smokers here than in california.

confession: i wont be seeing oren in tokyo unfortunately due to conflicting schedules. Maybe i will carve my name crunchytaco on a tree somewhere so the next fuwa who arrives will feel like they met me.

Confession: two more days before i see Tokyo. i really dont like to waste money on it, but i hear soapland is magical.

Confession: I have zero social media accounts. Owning one forces me to look back at people from my college and high school days, reminding me of my inadequacies back then. It's the only thing that brings shame to me these day as if on reflex, to a person who doesn't know what shame is these days. Confession: It also reminds me of how unfair life is. People who I knew were privileged when they were young, continue on now with their beautiful and happy lives. They have the same beautiful friends, they've joined high ranking organizations in society and climbed ladders that put them even higher in society, and they continue to surround themselves with even more beautiful friends. Their white pearly teeth makes my stomach sick. Confession: I don't need any of that. While I can't say I'm happy yet with my life the way it is right now, I've carved my own life the way it is and I'll play the cards that were dealt.

But in order for him to become the red dragon emporer, drastic change must happen! *pokes nosebleed's nipples*

You know the pendants going to be fine and some Deus EX Machina is going to go down between Onodera+Raku next chapter, and we're going to go back to square 1 again. It happened to Chitoge last arc.

I'll be leaving in a couple days. These are more of what's been on my mind. How much Yen should I carry for a day walking around Tokyo? Do they exchange USD for Yen at the airports? Is that the best conversion rate price? Should I choose a maid cafe in akiba or a Sushi restaurant? I plan on one restaurant visit + snacks + 2 Taxi cab rides from the airport and back. Any extra will be spent in buying a souvenir. Will 24,000 Yen keep me comfortable for the day or will I be barely scraping by? Have you been to Soapland?

Basically, MTRC Snafu was inspired by The Dark Knight Rises. Hachiman = batman. Blonde kid = white knight Harvey Dent.

Whoa my name? I never thought of it that way. You have a dirty mind. Potential hentai candidate?

*Ahem* fixed.