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I used to be a hypochondriac. Then I learned what hypochondria is, and I was like "oh no, maybe I have that," and I was cured.

will be writing out years with a comma (e.g. 2,020) from now on because they have more than three digits

will be writing out years with a comma (e.g. 2,020) from now on because they have more than three digits

Moths are just butterflies that we've collectively decided are too ugly to be called butterflies.

I once received a credit card deal for 10% cash back on any Dunkin' Donuts purchase, with the fine text stipulating that the maximum cash back amount was $30. This implies that they were expecting at least one person to purchase $300 of Dunkin' Donuts in one order.

green m&m rule 34

You know, The Sims predicted that I'd piss my pants as an adult far more often than I actually do, so I guess you could say I'm pretty successful.

You know, The Sims predicted that I'd piss my pants as an adult far more often than I actually do, so I guess you could say I'm pretty successful.

Cap'n Crunch's "Oops" All Berries cereal was released in 1997 and has now been in stores for about a decade uninterrupted. Contrary to what they keep telling you, I'm starting to think it isn't such an "accident" that it's all berries.

"Are you sure you want to permanently delete your browsing history?" yes, Firefox, we've already been through this like three times today.

"Are you sure you want to permanently delete your browsing history?" yes, Firefox, we've already been through this like three times today.

I like how my most recent "Santa Hats for your Avatars" thread is currently pinned in the Member's Lounge.

I like how my most recent "Santa Hats for your Avatars" thread is currently pinned in the Member's Lounge.

All websites that make their own ctrl+F function that overrides your browser's ctrl+F function are hereby banned.

@Emi MY AMERICA BANNER WON THE SECOND-MOST VOTES, YET APPARENTLY IT DID NOT "WIN."
FOLLOW THE RULES YOU YOURSELF STIPULATED, COWARD:
 

Woo-hoo stalkers!

@MaggieROBOT WHERE IS MY "Maggie's #1 fan" PROFILE BADGE

@MaggieROBOT WHERE IS MY "Maggie's #1 fan" PROFILE BADGE

shredded potatoes

shredded potatoes

I don't know what these dots above my name mean, but I have 8, which is objectively the best number of dots to have, and all of you should be jealous.

Oh, would you look at the time? NO LONGER CHRISTMAS TIME. I.E., TIME TO SWITCH YOUR AVATAR BACK.

SWIGGITY SWOOTY, IT'S TIME TO CHANGE YOUR AVATOOTY

@Funyarinpa GET RID OF THE SANTA HAT IN YOUR AVATAR, YOU BUTT