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Mr Poltroon

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  1. False. Where I live I've got plenty of oceans to see. Furthermore, I recently went on a plane trip and was well above the ocean. And I haven't even talked about my boat trips.

     

    Next person is making a last post before going to sleep. Rather alike me. Although it would imply the timezone is similar to mine.

  2. False. I'm not such a maniac as to go around buying cereals for toys. Actually, most of the toys I get end up having a nice spot in my garbage bin.

     

    Next person has tripped and fallen in the last 48 hours, rather alike me.

  3. False. Food... There's plenty of dangerous things that can be considered food, so it'd be impossible to answer true, anyway I just really hate cauliflower. Erm... I will eat anything as longs as it's soup, though.

     

    Next person has seen mice in his house before.

  4. Ah, officer, what seems to be the problem?

    Yes, yes, I've got a raging inferno down there, you see... This, completely legal, dynamite I was carrying in the back, it went off, do you get the picture? So, er... Yeah, the back of the car's not so pretty at the moment.

    Hum...? Human souls? I'm afraid I can't see anything...? Perhaps you were mistaken, you said, what, 15 thousand? Just keep counting them, I'll just go over there a be right back...

     

    CIA equipment, KGB equipment, 10 different passports with diverging identities

  5. Yeah, it is utterly useless.

    By doing things like the books, now most of the time I write sentences in the most complicated manner I can think of. It's pretty much a subconscious thing, now.

    And I talk perfect Queen's English like the teachers want us to. I'm like a machine. 

    (A machine that's terrible at French and Spanish)

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