My god.
I never have to move again.
Later that day, a man was found dead in his bed with a laptop suspended above him, which was confiscated and discovered to have several terabytes of moe animu wimenz on the screen at the time of death.
Investigators report that the man had several pounds of Cheeto© dust caked to his fingers and mouth area, several doubled spinal plates due to lack of movement for extended periods of time, and an unusually bruised groinal region.