Amethyst

He's either incredibly sleepy or depressed...

WHERE WERE YOU 75 COMMENTS AGO?!

He's pretty cute

Just when I thought: "They're getting closer..." This happens... AGAIN

You have encapsulated all my current frustration in one image...

... oops there goes the world's hope...

If google worked I wouldn't be here right? As for headache... eh, at least it's entertaining. Hopefully within the next 50 replies I get to a good avatar? sry that im not a person as i didnt want you to be my avatar

Sadly, the haters have forced him to obscure his face so I can't judge if he's a cute boi or not... @HMN he confirmed my suspicions...

Satisfy other criteria like "food"... Cut watermelon next time?

Sorry for late reply, combed over the thread several times but I can't spot it... Are you sure you posted in the right thread? As cute as the fruit ninja is, he's not quite my type

I don't think you understand... "I like BL".

I'm sure it comes close to how hurt I feel being 40 replies in and still no decent picture At least I get the information I want with relatively little reading...

Gimme the pizza and we might have a deal or else.... no dice!

I literally like BL @MaggieROBOT did. And from what I've seen so far I've yet to see a serious bone in your body!!

WAIT! This was the "shitposting" I was warned about Edit: Now you're talking my language!

I regret to inform @littleshogun, HMN is correct...

As long as you're sorry! Please explain how you got from "Food Cute boys for sure The ONLY good quartz-based mineral: my username" to your picture

"That thing", did you just assume it doesn't have a gender? Did you just reject it to object status?! How could you ?!

He only looks pissed off >.<

What's that adorable animal she carries?!

Surprisingly tempting but a cute boy in that same position would be adorable

I'll give Charles Bronson a miss (whoever he is)

I'd almost take you up on the offer

As cute a boy he may be, I respectfully decline the offer

Things I like: Food Cute boys for sure The ONLY good quartz-based mineral: my username That's all I got for now, I'll add more when I come up with stuff