Jeoxus

Oh well, I'm not so confident about my english writing but this looks funny so here I go: Week 1: Approach gently, making some light physical contact since day one. (I must make her "know" this is the way I normaly treat people.) Make sure she gets used to my presence. Weeks 2 & 3: Collect as much data as I can about her . Tease her a little (this includes bringing up some uncomfortable or intimate conversation themes), keep teasing her until I know how much she can handle. Keep being kind, but take her off of her comfort zone some times. Week 4: Okay, this part is delicate so I should proceed with special care. Using the data previously collected, enter her personal space as much as I can and bring up the theme of her "cyclops condition" and then RETREAT. Give her some time to imagine things and create a ton of theories about me and our relationship. Among those thoughts there must be at least one saying "he can't possibly like me". Week 5: Time of the first half of the truth. With a direct approach I make her know my intentions: I like her. I want to go out with her. I want to know her better. I want to think about her as a possible future bride. (This shouldn't be a proposal but more like a "serious confession") Hopefully, she is shy enough to ask for some time. Hold back a little and give her some days, a SPECIFIC quantity of days. Week 6: One day before the promised day I... ...I stop planning this shit, rip off my right eye right now and offer it as sign of my love. Yhea, that should work quite fine. And that's all. Thanks for reading.