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Noumi Kudryavka

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  1. How come teen drug abuse abruptly stops at the age of 20?

    1. Noumi Kudryavka

      Noumi Kudryavka

      Yes, and we can't see him, because he's too spooky for youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

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  2. How come teen drug abuse abruptly stops at the age of 20?

    1. Noumi Kudryavka

      Noumi Kudryavka

      Because the monster that does drugs living inside the teens mystically dies the second someone turns 20.

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  3. If we share 50% of our DNA with bananas, and 1 in 4 people descend from Genghis Khan, does that mean Genghis Khan was 200% banana?

    1. Noumi Kudryavka

      Noumi Kudryavka

      Those 2 factors are independent of each other, so, no. Genghis Khan was also 50% banana.

      Also, where are you getting all these things from? Or does your mind work like that? :P

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  4. Does the five-second rule apply to soup? Please hurry.

  5. "If I don't have to do it, I won't. If I have to do it, make it quick". Now that's a motto I can get behind!

  6. He'd said he'd've preferred a quadruple contraction to "it'dn't've", but 't'dn't've been comprehensible.

    1. Noumi Kudryavka

      Noumi Kudryavka

      Yep, it would not have been at all :P

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