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I updated my OP.

[Looking for recs for a complete noob like me]

 

Ironically, if you can learn to ignore h-content, then I think the previous list you discarded has more stuff suited to your tastes. If all of this is still inadequate, then I'm sorry and I'm not sure there's much else we can do for you.

 

Damn. :/

 

Well, thanks, I guess, I guess I'll just learn to use the ctrl button.

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VNDB's "Low sexual content" tag is a decent indicator of the type of game where the focus is actually still on the story despite the presence of porn. The h-scenes are very easily skippable with the ctrl button most of the time. Here's a quick and dirty database search to help find things more to your tastes (using low sexual content tag, excluding nakige (crying game) and utsuge (depressing game) tags): https://vndb.org/v/all?q=;fil=lang-en.tag_inc-236.tag_exc-596~693.tagspoil-0;o=d;s=rating

 

All I saw at the top was Fate and knew instanly that you have not read my OP. I said that someone once said that Fate was grim dark edgy BS and I told you want happy go lucky VNs with happy endings. Read my OP before you do something like that.

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Then read and don't fap. Fapping is optional in a lot of eroge. Many VNs with h-scenes have only a small handful of them that only make up less than 5% of the experience. It takes only a few seconds to skip past any h-scene and unless you are in a space where you don't want it displayed on the screen, it's hardly any different from selecting an option that disables them from a menu (like is present in Amaterasu's translations).

 

If it's that easy then why is it there at all? Someone once said that the best VNs are the ones that have no H-scenes and because of that,   they take time to focus on the story and characters without ulterior motives, and I think I agree with him.

 

 

Also, the H-scenes makes the urge to fap too goddamn strong. TOO. GOD. DAMN. STRONG!!!11!!1

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The use of eyelids and the ctrl button will expand your options many many MANY times. ^^

But what if my Eyelids are stapled opened and my ctrl button is broken?!!?11?!?1?

 

 

 

 

Serouisy tho, why would I need to do this any ways? I just want to read, not fap.

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Ehh, that's quite the tall order. First of all as I'm guessing you're aware a LOT of VNs have H-scenes, so if you don't want them at all as opposed to skipping them that's already a lot of VNs gone. And as for the VNs that don't have H-scenes, they usually try to tell an emotional story, meaning that a lot of them will make you cry a bit and some of them will make you cry a lot. Most of the happy-go-lucky VNs are nukige where the H-scenes are the main focus.

I've looked through my list of VNs and the only one that even remotely fits is World End Economica.

[Looking for recs for a complete noob like me]

Hi, i'm looking for some recs since i'm a complete VN noob (Only Vns I've finished are Galaxy Angel (The first one) And the Phoenix Wright series) and I was wondering if anyone was kind enough to recommend any. 

However, Before we get started, I have some restrictions for your search. Ready? Here we go:

 

1. No H-Scenes (Self explanatory. Very, very, very, VERY, Self explanatory (It seems that Pepole Haven't seen the post I made that I am ok with Skipping or turning off the H-Scenes if I can))

 

2. It can't make me cry (this is coming from the crazy house that is key than from anywhere else. Look, I understand. If you can make VNs that can make people cry then you guys are geniuses and deserve all the respect and praise. But when I say I don't want to cry while I read a VN, it means I. Don't. Want. to. CRRRRYYYYY!!!11!)

 

3.  It must be happy go lucky (What I mean by that is that there should be no grim dark edgy BS (Which, from what I heard, is what Fate/stay night is), basically, it should be as happy go lucky as Galaxy Angel and Phoenix Wright (At least I consider Phoenix Wright to be happy go lucky), it's ok if there are some dark themes, just as long as the overall mood is happy go lucky)

 

4. It must have happy endings (If there are bad endings, it should be fairly easy to dodge them, and if you do get them, they should not be as stupid or as gory as school days's bad endings (or as we call it in the chat I go to, "Skool Daze"))

 

5. It must be English translated (Why? cause fug you, i'm not going to learn an ENTIRE LANGUAGE just to play one game)