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Here is a point sheet that I made by hand. Green is for people who have been mostly active for all of the weeks. n is the unknown number of points for adding a voice file. Sorry about how cluttered it is.

 

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1gjbpLF-YGEdQKizOEqUHbYJQ63GkNMUG5Li26HwcgvE/edit?usp=sharing

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F U C K S

 

Fact, not opinion.  :Kappa:

 

One day a man named Jonnathan Andrew Ryan got hit by a train and went to hell. In hell, he met with Andariel IV and got whipped by a trap demon named Lillith Jr and her brother Behemoth Jr. Jonnathan Andrew Ryan then got mad at God and prayed while being whipped, telling him that he enjoyed being raped and not whipped. God then helped him by telling Bene Elohim rape him, while he got whipped. Jonnathan Andrew Ryan then loved God and prayed to him while being raped and whipped by an angel, a male demon and a trap demon. Jonnathan Andrew Ryan then realized that heaven and hell were one, having good and evil together. God then never again heard the name Jonnathan Andrew Ryan, he went home to have a nap, eat, write loli hentai, write Batman hentai and then write Batman hentai while writing loli hentai and eating a good old long banana.

 

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The letters I cannot use are S, E, R, T, N

 

          "Look dad, a duck family."
          "Go kill a duck my boy."
          "Who could go kill a duck?"
          "I could go kill a duck. You go kill a duck."
          "Why dad? Why would I go kill a duck?"
          "I could cook duck. You go kill a duck!"
          "I could go kick a duck."
          "Why would you go kick a duck?"
          "I could go flick a duck."
          "My boy, why would you go flick a duck?" Go kill a duck my boy! KILL a DUCK!!!"
          "Okay dad, I'll kill a duck."
          "My boy, could you go pluck a duck?"
          "Why would you pluck a duck?"
          "A duck you pluck will boil, my boy."
          "I will go cook duck."
          "You cook duck dad? How do you cook duck?"
          "I will boil duck."
          "Daddy cook good duck!"
          "Look daddy, a boom!" 
          "A boom?...A BOMB?!" DUCK MY BOY!"
          "Duck? Agai..."
          BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
          "Oh my boy, oh my baby! My boy, Olidbama! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
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Mission accomplished.  There's probably something to be brought up with pronouns that are just differently spelled versions of actual words, but it's used in standard writing sometimes as well so it should suffice.  If there's a problem with it, please let me know before the deadline is up.

 

My letters are Z, O, D, A, and I.  The five letters of my name.  After my search, I have found none of those letters in the document below, and it clocks in at 159 words.  Enjoy.

 

 

~~~

 

 

Hunger.  The wretch enters, Khuuls run the vessel’s berth.  Where?  Flesh munches severe teeth.  Mere cherubs, tykes, curses.  Curses, curses, curses!  Check.  Never.  Never!  Cthulhu?  HEH!  REVENGE?  NEVER!  HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH!  Sereph.  Three.  MUNCH.  Perry.  Seven.  MUNCH.

 

HEHEHEHEHEHEEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEH.  WHERE?  EVERYWHERE!  EVERYWHERE!

 

LESS!  LESS!  HEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHHEEHHEHEHEH!

 

MERRY, TEN.  MUNCH.  SENGE, SEVEN.  MUNCH! 

EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH!!

REVENGE!  REVENGE!
EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH!!!

 

HUNGER! HUNGER! HUNGER!

THE WRETCH ENTERS, KHUULS RUN THE VESSELS BERTH!

HUNGER!  HUNGER!  HUNGER!

WELVUN, THREE!  MUNCH!  PERNEH, TEN! MUNCH!

HUNGER!  HUNGER!  HUNGER!

EHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!

 

     WHY?  WHY?  WHYWHYWHYWHYWHWYWHYWHYWHYWHWYHWYWHY!?!?!?!?!?!?!

     NEVER!  NEVER!  NEVER!  WHY!?  YERTEN, THREE.  MUNCH!  CHERYLL, SEVENTEEN.  MUNCH!

HUNGER!  EVER, LEST HUNGER!  EVER, LEST HUNGER!  EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEH!!!

 

WHY!?  WHY!?  WHY!?!?!?!?!?

THE WRETCH ENTERS, KHUULS RUN THE VESSELS BERTH.  NEVER!  WHY!?  TENNENTH, TEN!  MUNCH!

FLESH MUNCHES SEVERE TEETH.       HUNGER.  THE WRETCH ENTERS.  KHUULS RUN THE VESSELS BERTH.  WHERE?  FLESH MUCHES SEVERE TEETH.  MERE CHERUBS, TYKES, CURSES.  CURSES, CURSES, CURSES!  CHECK.  NEVER.  NEVER!  CTHULHU?  HEH.  REVENGE?  NEVER! HEHEEHEHEHEHHEEHEH!  SEREPH.  THREE.  MUNCH.  PERRY.  SEVEN.  MUNCH.

HEHEHEHEEHHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH.  WHERE?  EVERYWHERE.  EVERYWHERE!

 

Myself, Seventeen.  Munch.

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Yes, of which 7 people stand to be tied at 37+n, and 1 who stands to be at 39. We tread dangerous waters, friends.

I was referring to your chart originally but I just checked the chart that Solidbatman has on the first post and it is different than yours...I am apparently dead last out of the people taking this contest seriously and there are 24 of us! Actually, I might not be last after the minus 10 points is added today! YAY!

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I was referring to your chart originally but I just checked the chart that Solidbatman has on the first post and it is different than yours...I am apparently dead last out of the people taking this contest seriously and there are 24 of us! Actually, I might not be last after the minus 10 points is added today! YAY!

 

Ah. I didn't notice that. I'll take care to update this one for now, as it seems that the voice file was worth 3 points.

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You should double check your chart Solidbatman. I sang a voice recording for week 4 within 24 hours so I should have gotten 9 points and not 6...unless the certain number of points added to people that sing varied among each competitor and you just didn't give me any extra points...

 

Edit: Well it seems like I have crappy luck...the link I added to my week 4 post doesn't work when I try opening it on my phone while signed out...It works on my computer signed in though...how do I fix this or is it to late?

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B A T M N were the letters I chose. I was absolutely not paid to answer those letters.

 


 

1488. Seville.

Hello. We've received orders.

We dislike heresy. We kill irreligious. We very religious people.

Our power covers Europe. Pope uses his Holy Power.

We've explored Vigo, Eze, PegoGruyèresCher, CorseCergyFréjusÉvryÉvreuxVillejuifHyèresChelles,
Choisy-le-RoiRezéPoissyÉchirollesVitrollesCreilDieppeHouillesDreuxPérigueuxYerresKourouRodez,
LisieuxElcheOviedoCoto RíosFerroReesGóisOdeceixeOleirosOuriquePorchesSoureSousel,
CoyCivísLeccePozzuoliRovigoSicilyRhoCherleroiIxelles,  Ukkel or UccleVerviersVilvoordeGeel,
YpresLierXicoRecifeDuqueDesselDuffelEekloHeersHoveHoogledeLedeLiedekerkeLierLierde,

LilleOpwijkCorkSligoWicklowKilrushKilkeeCellesLiègeCourcellesLe RœulxLégliseOreyePecqVisé,
VresseYvoirEverePuursSchelleSchildeVilvoordeWervikZoerselZurichChurCroglioCullyElggHorw
Le LocleLes CléesLeukLyssOpfikoOrsièresPrillyPullyRolle, RueSchwyzSierreSpiezSurseeZugWillisuWilVevey, plus Visp.

For our God, we've expelled, killed, plus suppressed.

So... irreligious or religious?

 


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B A T M N were the letters I chose. I was absolutely not paid to answer those letters.

 


 

1488. Seville.

Hello. We've received orders.

We dislike heresy. We kill irreligious.

We explored Europe. Pope uses his Holy Power.

For our God, we expelled, killed, plus suppress.

Our power covers Vigo, Eze, Pego, plus Gruyères.

So... Irreligious or religious?

 


There are no set lengths, right? It can be as short as it can be.

It has to be 150+ words

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My story's here, Carlos is such a non-fiend name (my letters were a fiend and fiend) not my best work, nor my worst, it's kinda... surreal?

I corrected an "i" on the story, changed playing to plays

 

"Aloha, my pal" says Carlos. "How's your mom?" my mom, Carlos asks. "Shoot Carlos", my pal says "Your mom. Your mom!!!, You'll shoot Carlos, you must, my pal"

Carlos talks to my pal's pal, my pal's pal says "40's my mom, youth's my mom" Carlos says "Your bro?" my pal says to my pal's pal "Your bro??!?!. your Bro?!?! Shoot Carlos, you must, you thought that, you thought that my pal, you must, law says"

"My pal, shut up, Carlos's a pal as ok as you" my pal says "as you, you say, that's a myth, that's a myth my pal, truth's what you must say my pal!!!!"

Carlos look at my pal's pal, my pal's pal says "Bro's top, plays sax, bro's happy that way" My pal shouts to my pal's pal "myth, all's a myth, my pal"

"stop your obloquy my pal, Carlos just asks as a pal, Carlos just asks as a paaal!!!" "Slow pal, Carlos just ask to slay your soul, Carlos, a pal?, that's just a myth"

"Shut up shut up shut up!!!!!" Bow, Carlos, Carlos's plasma, Carlos's ruby plasma. Black, all's black, my pal laughs, my pal's pal laughs, laughs, Carlos shouts, my pal's pal slays Carlos, all's laughs

"My pal, your soul's soul is my pal" says my pal. My ruby pal, Carlos's plasma's pal, ruby, black, hot, bow, Carlos... plasma... ruby... my pal's pal... black... hot... drop... arrow, the ruby color arrow...

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Before reading the no abbreviations and propper english rules, i wrote this shit:



-hmhm. so you go w us?
-ok ok, gotta ask my mom, though
-that's what u must say always pal.
-but u r always w... sths that my mom & pops r at odds w
-awww pal, u r such a baby, grow up.
-shut up, just cuz ur 638783
-ahahahaha, so, ur mom says?
-ok!, but no rum
-ur mom's sharp
-mom: "always rum ur pal"
-ahaha, so, tomorrow'll go!!! ur good pal has sth to say though
-about ur goal?
-hmhm, ur savvy about my goal?
-savvy? okok, "orthodox guy", uh uh'll say
-good good, cuz u'll gotta say my goal at 12 o'clock tomorrow
-why?
-cuz
-shut up, 'll ya?
-ok ok, but srsly, my goal's to say to da you "croak"
-what's croak?
-muahahaha, ask yahoo
-ty ty, yahoo sucks so meh
-so, my pal, my bro, gotta go
-oh, ok, tomorrow'll u...
-car my pal
-oh, ok, thx
*Carlos logs out
*Bort logs out
"oh pals, tomorrow Carlos gotta croak, muahahahaha"

Shit, double post

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My forbidden letters were A, E, I, O, U. I was sober at the time of writing.

 

LYNCH MY PSYCH PYGMY GYPSY. SPRYLY TRY, SHYLY, WHY? Scry thy syzygy myth slyly.
Cry, dry thy lynx. Fry thy gym rhythms. My tryst synchs thy cyst. Fly by crypts, glyphs, gypsy gyps, my myths, pry nymphs, spy sty, spryly scry rynds. Thy nymph's sky cry, why? My lynx fly by, my lynx fry sly pygmy nymph spy.
Wryly try my myths, psychs my pygmy's sty. Try my ply myrrh, pry my psych.
Why pyx? Nymphs fly sky sylphs, syncs my lynx. WHY?
Why spy? My myth tryst, try my nymph's gym.
Cysts slyly spy my lynx.
Thy myth lynx, spry lynx, dry lynx. Cry, sky, cry......
My rhythm rhythms, cry my sky.
Cry my sylph, spy my lynx, dry my sty.
Fly by my myths, my nymphs, my pyx, my lynx. Why thy cry, sky?
Nymph, why?
Dry thy crypts by thy sty.
Fly sylph, fly by Nymph, scry thy pygmy spy.

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i think vowel are the most important in any language lol

so A I U E O 

well... #yaoming

 

My dry sky fry shy, my rhythm hymn lynx,  my sylph fly 

Try hymn fly, try tryst

Why? why fly? why tryst?

My fly spy sly, myrrh myth pygmy

My tryst flyby gypsy, fly nymph myth

Shy sync cry crypts,  

By shy, my fly tryst lynx sylphs pry

Rhythm why rhythm? sylphs why sylphs?

Spry shy dry fry tryst, thy try gym syn by 

Drys dry fly my fly, why my drys fly fry...

My glyph gym gyp hymn, try fly flyby gyp lynch lynx 

Ply pry pyx pygmy, why my tryst dry? dry by fly flyby

Sky shy fly, myrrh pygmy sylph fry. Cyst fry myths pyx sty sylphs

Try wry wry myrrh spy nymph fry cyst glyph gym flyby dry

Why my gyms fly? gyms flyby sky spryly

Sync try dry gym myth fly, my myth pry why? Rhythm dry slyly

My gyms flyby myth, crypt dry hymn lynch 

By gyms, fly sky thy spry shy ply 

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of course vowel.

A E I O U.

simple and bold.

SYZYGY

 

Hymn rhythm by Sky Sylph, Nymph’s myrrh, crwth synch.

Gyps fly, Wyll Gyps slyly flyby Krys Gyps, Krys cry shyly, Wyll spy Krys cry shyly. Myr spy Krys.

Myr: “(Hmm? Why?)

Wyll: “Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?”

Krys: “……..”

Wyll: “Why thy cry?”

Krys: “My Gyps…”

Wyll: “Thy Gyps?”

Krys: “Thy Gyps…”

Myr: “(Krys’s Gyps? Wyll’s Gyps?)

Krys: “Thy Gyps flyby my Gyps”

Wyll: “Tsk, My Gypsy spry”

Bryn spy Wyll, Krys, Myr.

Bryn: “(Why Krys cry shyly?)”

Bryn try pry shyly,

Bryn: “Psst, Myr, Why Krys cry shyly?”

Myr: “Wyll’s Gyps flyby Krys’s Gyps.”

Ghyll spy Myr, Bryn, Wyll, Krys

Ghyll: “CYST NYMPH LYNCH!!!!! CRYPT STYX GHYLL!!!!”

Myr: “SHH!!!!”

Ghyll: “Why?”

Myr: “Krys….”

Ghyll: “Why Krys?” pryly Ghyll

Myr: “……..”

Ghyll spy shy Krys cry dryly

Ghyll: “Bryn, why Krys cry?”

Bryn: ”Wyll….”

Ghyll:”….” “WYLL, KRYS, PRY TRYST GYM!!!! CRYPT STYX GHYLL!!!!”

Wyll: “……..”

Ghyll: “Krys, why thy cry?”

Krys:  “Wyll Gyps flyby my Gyps”

Wyll: “My Gypsy spry!”

Ghyll pyx scry.

Ghyll: “Krys, thy Gyps flyby Wyll’s spry Gypsy”

Slyly, Krys Gyps flyby Wyll’s spry Gyps.

Ghyll: “LYNX CYST PHYSC!!!! CRYPT STYX GHYLL!!!! KRYS’S GYPS FLYBY WYLL’S SPRY GYPS ”

 

 

P.S. CRWTH:

Crwth.JPG

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Them letters be: U C K O F

 

I be man, I be in land, land be neat, land be land. Gangamamer be animal. Animal be evil. Evil animal Gangamamer need slaying. I went travel slaying evil animal Gangamamer. Time be time. Travel be less neat. Be at night thing. Sleep at night thing. Sleep be neat. While be sleeping evil animal Gangamamer be arriving. Evil animal Gangamamer say be wanting help. Me be weird in head, what this help be? Evil animal Gangamamer say he want help in evil. Me be interested. Evil might be neat. I say: This be evil neat pay? Evil animal Gangamamer say: Pay be very neat, neater than Japanese girl panties. Me say: YES! ME SEE THAT BE NEAT! LET ME BE PARTNER! Deal, evil animal Gangamamer say. We be partner in pirate. We pirate the seven seas and see many neat Japanese girl pantie, we be living neat live. Live be neat with evil animal Gangamamer. We be best partner rest live.

 

 

 

This be harder than it seems. Me be ready. Me be seeing 0 err0rs in when see in W0rd.

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"PEACH"

 

Story of young Boy & old Girl only.
Boy visit to Girl's studio to buy food. But got blow Girl's foot.
Boy visit to Girl's studio to buy drink. But got blow Girl's foot.
Boy visit to Girl's studio to buy dog. But got blow Girl's foot.
Boy visit to Girl's studio to buy kitty. But got blow Girl's foot.
Boy visit to Girl's studio to buy jug. But got blow Girl's foot.
Boy visit to Girl's studio to buy oil. But got blow Girl's foot.
Boy visit to Girl's studio to buy fork. But got blow Girl's foot.
Boy visit to Girl's studio to buy book. But got blow Girl's foot.
Boy visit to Girl's studio to buy junk. But got blow Girl's foot.
Boy visit to Girl's studio to buy toy. But got blow Girl's foot.
Boy visit to Girl's studio to buy gift. But got blow Girl's foot.
Boy visit to Girl's studio to buy dogwood. But got blow Girl's foot.
Boy visit to Girl's studio to buy box. But got blow Girl's foot.
Boy visit to Girl's studio to buy doll. But got blow Girl's foot.
Boy visit to Girl's studio to buy loin. But got blow Girl's foot.

Full of injury........
Boy join "M" unknowing...........

 

 

Edit: please delete my name on list, can say I suddenly got busy. I wish to concentrate to those 1st (private unfinished business)....... 

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I forgot to participate in the contest two, i don't have here my charger of the notebook (thanks cellphone), and I started my practice this week and I'm not acostumbred to this day to day work, so I quit (and the contest of batman are hellish, I want to see the day four). With luck the next year will have money to buy the visual novels that I want (that ef :a fairy tale of the two, how much of limited is that limited edition?

Good luck to everyone!

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The following was not excluded as an possibilty


If it was please tell me and I´ll come up with something new ;)

 

titlx: x= mixxing lxttxr of onx xorx or xxprxxxion xnx vocxblx

 

If I juxt rxplxcx xll of my choxxn lxttxrx xith xn rxplxcxmxnt lxttxr,
I cxn only hopx thxt thx „pickxr“* xill xtill knox, xhxt I wxx trying to xxy.
Xith xoing thxt, I´m hopxfully xtill kxxping xll thx rulxx bxing xxt up by our goox hoxt
of thxx gxmx: xolixbxt.

Nox, lxt mx finxlly comx to my xtory.
Xs you cxn xxx in thix xtory, to xritx xomxthing xhithout xll of thx importxnt lxttxrx
cxn bx quitx chxllxnging. It rxxlly ix hxrx to finx x rounxxbout mxthox.
Juxt imxginx xhxt our lifx xoulx bx xithout propxr lxttxrx - or xorxx,
no lxttxrx xt xll.

Xxtounxingly thxrx xrx xtuxixx or lxt mx cxll it ´invxxtigxtionx´ xbout thxt thx humxn minx
cxn xutomxticxlly complxmxnt mixxing or xvxn rxplxcxd lxttxrx in x txxt.
Xt lxxxt to x cxrtxin xxgrxx**.
Xo, lxt mx xxk you: xix you gxt xll of thx xtory?

...Or ix it xvxn x xtory xt xll?

 

 

 

*of courxx I mxxn rxxxxr
**hxlp: xorx fox “txmpxrxturx”

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Quark, because you broke my rules, you are not allowed to use any letters from both of your words. 

:( What rules did I break? Regardless...

 

Story starts after colon:

 

 

Why, why, why?
Colt how you do fly!
How, how, how?
Just swoosh, swoosh, swoosh!
Why fly!
Swoosh, swoosh, swoosh.
Why FLY!
SWOOSH, SWOOSH, SWOOSH!
Should you shoot for Pluto?
SWOOSH, SWOOSH, SWOOSH!
SWOOSH, SWOOSH, SWOOSH!
SWOOSH, SWOOSH, SWOOSH!
SWOOSH, SWOOSH, SWOOSH!
SWOOSH, SWOOSH, SWOOSH!
SWOOSH, SWOOSH, SWOOSH!
SWOOSH, SWOOSH, SWOOSH!
SWOOSH, SWOOSH, SWOOSH!
SWOOSH, SWOOSH, SWOOSH!
SWOOSH, SWOOSH, SWOOSH!
SWOOSH, SWOOSH, SWOOSH!
SWOOSH, SWOOSH, SWOOSH!
SWOOSH, SWOOSH, SWOOSH!
SWOOSH, SWOOSH, SWOOSH!
SWOOSH, SWOOSH, SWOOSH!
SWOOSH, SWOOSH, SWOOSH!
SWOOSH, SWOOSH, SWOOSH!
SWOOSH, SWOOSH, SWOOSH!
Pluto! Do you woo Pluto?
Oh! You! You! You!
Why, you why?
SWOOSH, SWOOSH, SWOOSH!
SWOOSH, SWOOSH, SWOOSH!
SWOOSH, SWOOSH, SWOOSH!
SWOOSH, SWOOSH, SWOOSH!
SWOOSH, SWOOSH, SWOOSH!
SWOOSH, SWOOSH, SWOOSH!
WOO HOO, WOO HOO, WOO HOO!
WOO HOO, WOO HOO, WOO HOO!
WOO HOO, WOO HOO, WOO HOO!
WOO HOO, WOO HOO, WOO HOO!
SWOOSH, SWOOSH, SWOOSH!
WOO HOO, WOO HOO, WOO HOO!
Oh Pluto?
OH PLUTO!
WOO HOO, WOO HOO, WOO HOO!
WOO HOO, WOO HOO, WOO HOO!
WOO HOO, WOO HOO, WOO HOO!
WOO HOO, WOO HOO, WOO HOO!
WOO HOO, WOO HOO, WOO HOO!
WOO HOO, WOO HOO, WOO HOO!
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Well, here it is. If you have any questions about a word, press here
 
Letters: HATEW
 
Story: In soil of old lords.
 
I bunk in gloom plus glory.
In sun, in moon. In God's kingdom, upon soil of old lords.
My ivory skin vivid. My onyx skin dims you.
My gloom bring drops of vigour, plus drops of ruin.
My form is fluffy, cloud in sky.
Scoop for soul, fib... curious?
 
In soil of old lords, music found by minor souls.
Mid-music, jig is born. Jig is kindling for form plus logic.
Form plus logic giving us our minds.
Our minds giving us skill upon cosmos.
Folk form dominion of junior lords.
Odious skill, grim skill. Skill of nil, Skill of sum.
Our skill is dominion, Our skill is ruin.
Folk form music of oblivion, synonym for music found by souls in soil of junior lords,
in bid for foul dominion. Folk kill folk, columns in ruin, soil sick by music of Oblivion.
Music cross music. In conclusion, folk bis souls, lords soon run-off. Music is run-off.
In soil of old lords, music is found by minor souls.
 
loop solid. I vigil in gloom plus glory.
In sun, in moon. In God's kingdom, upon soil of old lords.
My ivory skin focus on doom, my onyx skin focus on ruins.
Folk find music. Music bring ruin.
My form is dolor, sobbing in murk.
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