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[Poll 5 is live!] Tay's Hatemail Grab Bag


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"It's A Trap!"

 

This one came into my inbox and instantly caught my eye. The subject line seemed so happy! This came the same day as one of the staff members retired, so I opened it up hoping for an emotional boost.

 

Subject: Fuawnovel is great and I've just GOTTA tell you why

 

The good vibes were not fated to last long. I clicked the message and, unwittingly, fell into the trap:

 

To whom it may concern,
 
You DISGUST me. Fuwanovel is the worst thing on the planet since Hitler f****d Stalin in a radioactive s******t and gave birth To Bill Clinton you are sellouts you say you want to spread visual novels but you dont put the ACTUAL good ones from jast and mangagamer on your site
 
Put more games on the site or you will be hearing from me again
Xerofereze
 
...
 
I've had several months to ponder on this one, and two things keep running through my mind: First, that WWII in this guy's world is more "Pure Love" than pure tragedy (Hitler x Stalin fan fic, anybody?); and second: did he/she mean to type "Xerofreeze" which is actually a kinda cool-sounding name, or is their name really "Xerofereze" (which I pronounce "Zero-feh-ree-zay")? It sounds kinda Italian my way. 
 
Tragically, we may never know. Our lovable Italian has not written back. Fuwanovel, collectively, waits on his further guidance.
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Picky, picky.

 

You tsun tsuns seemed to enjoy the first one where I had a back-and-forth with the writer. I've gone through my list and found three more that are like that. Maybe this'll get more dere.

 

Your options:

  1. The trouble with kids these days
  2. Ghandi wouldn't stand for this
  3. Fuwanovel: The Worldwide Leader in Economic News

Vote wisely!

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