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confession: IM GAY.   Okay, im not gay, im bisexual, but I have fallen in love with another guy for the first time ever and its mutual. its pretty wierd tbh, but it feels really great,

Confession: I was one with the puns today.  We went out whale watching, and for a period of five minutes or so, I only responded to people with pretty awful sea-related puns, like "I a-grebe", "I need

2 hours ago, Nobody~~ said:

I kissed the same ammount of guys as girls, i'm hetero

There's so much left ambiguous about this statement it's hard to draw any meaningful conclusion.

Are you a guy or a girl? Did you kiss them on the mouth or cheek? Were any passionate love kisses? Was tongue involved? Are you of European descent and thus it's normal to kiss the same sex? Was the total number of kisses zero? It's the same number of people of each sex, but is it the same number of kisses?

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15 hours ago, ittaku said:

There's so much left ambiguous about this statement it's hard to draw any meaningful conclusion.

Are you a guy or a girl? Did you kiss them on the mouth or cheek? Were any passionate love kisses? Was tongue involved? Are you of European descent and thus it's normal to kiss the same sex? Was the total number of kisses zero? It's the same number of people of each sex, but is it the same number of kisses?

*cough cough* aight lemme start, Male, Mouth, Yeah, Unfortunately yeah, I'm Portuguese but it's not normal to kiss the same sex i think, no it wasn't zero,same number of people but i kissed males more times than females.

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I sexually identify as an Attack Helicopter.

ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oil fields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners.

people say to me that a person being a helicopter is impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful.

im having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body.

From now on I want you to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. 

If you can't accept me then you're a heliphobe and need to check you vehicle privilege 

thank you for being so understanding 

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Confession: For as long as I can remember, mostly at night, my right ear will randomly turn bright red, while my left ear looks perfectly normal. If I touch them, the left one is my normal body temperature or even a bit cooler, but the right one is way hot, like my right ear has a fever or something. It's happening right now. I have no idea why.

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4 hours ago, Fred the Barber said:

Confession: For as long as I can remember, mostly at night, my right ear will randomly turn bright red, while my left ear looks perfectly normal. If I touch them, the left one is my normal body temperature or even a bit cooler, but the right one is way hot, like my right ear has a fever or something. It's happening right now. I have no idea why.

do you sleep on your right side? If so, the extra blood gathering there would warm it and turn it red. Besides that all you can do is go to a doctor probably

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ear boner? sounds quite interesting.

while i'm thinking bout it , my ears do weird shit too , but more like hearing non existent sounds like some "beeeeeeeeep" from time to time , or starting to sounds like it's stuffed with  cotton or something . quite disturbing

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21 minutes ago, gunter said:

ear boner? sounds quite interesting.

while i'm thinking bout it , my ears do weird shit too , but more like hearing non existent sounds like some "beeeeeeeeep" from time to time , or starting to sounds like it's stuffed with  cotton or something . quite disturbing

That's a condition called Tinnitus. Most people in the world have it

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Ringing in the ears (tinnitus) is noise originating in the ear rather than in the environment. It is a symptom and not a specific disease. Tinnitus is very common—10 to 15% of people experience it to some degree.

The noise heard by people with tinnitus may be a buzzing, ringing, roaring, whistling, or hissing sound and is often associated with hearing loss. Some people hear more complex sounds that may be different at different times. These sounds are more noticeable in a quiet environment and when people are not concentrating on something else. Thus, tinnitus tends to be most disturbing to people when they are trying to sleep. However, the experience of tinnitus is highly individual. Some people are very disturbed by their symptoms, whereas others find them quite bearable.

Subjective tinnitus is by far the most common type. It is caused by abnormal activity in the part of the brain responsible for processing sound (auditory cortex). Doctors do not fully understand how this abnormal activity develops.

Objective tinnitus is much less common. It represents actual noise created by structures near the ear. Other people can sometimes hear the sounds of objective tinnitus if they listen closely.

Confession: I'm deaf in one of my ears ;-;

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I had an oddly entertaining night yesterday. I had an illegal stream of a live WWE event on one tab, a live reaction to said event on other, and a Hentai Gaming stream on a third one. The highlights were either me watching Rinne from Euphoria's Bad End H scene with reactions to wrestling in the background or me playing Rose Guns Days music during the World Title match. 

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I'm *probably* gonna bail from my Elementary JP 2 class, none of my peeps from my 1st class decided to move on, and this main sensei is the upper middle aged stern strict lostthepassionyearsago type, the class I'm in is full of elitist try hards who eagerly raise their hands like dogs upon every beckoning whenever we're going over worksheets because participation is a whopping 30% of the grade (ie. vs the final's 12.5% wtff), and I'm already at 18 units + part time working newlypromotedtosupervisorhihi, and frankly my passion for learning da weebs is just not there anymore :<

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53 minutes ago, Eclipsed said:

I'm *probably* gonna bail from my Elementary JP 2 class, none of my peeps from my 1st class decided to move on, and this main sensei is the upper middle aged stern strict lostthepassionyearsago type, the class I'm in is full of elitist try hards who eagerly raise their hands like dogs upon every beckoning whenever we're going over worksheets because participation is a whopping 30% of the grade (ie. vs the final's 12.5% wtff), and I'm already at 18 units + part time working newlypromotedtosupervisorhihi, and frankly my passion for learning da weebs is just not there anymore :<

Eclipsed-chan, fighto!

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I made the mistake of buying a psn code on Amazon to prepare for Digimon World Next Order this midnight. For some reason it's stuck on pending verification and I have no idea whether it is due to my bank or if it is a problem at Amazon. The fuckers don't even let you cancel a pending order so I can't just get my lazy ass to Walmart to buy a code. 

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6 hours ago, Eclipsed said:

I'm *probably* gonna bail from my Elementary JP 2 class, none of my peeps from my 1st class decided to move on, and this main sensei is the upper middle aged stern strict lostthepassionyearsago type, the class I'm in is full of elitist try hards who eagerly raise their hands like dogs upon every beckoning whenever we're going over worksheets because participation is a whopping 30% of the grade (ie. vs the final's 12.5% wtff), and I'm already at 18 units + part time working newlypromotedtosupervisorhihi, and frankly my passion for learning da weebs is just not there anymore :<

A language will be amazing help for anything later on. Stick to it, for your own personal development, if not for playing all the porn games.

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So yeah, I just got an invitation letter to join Phi Theta Kappa, which I'm both excited and anxious to join. I see it as a good opportunity for growth, but I'm not sure how big of a step that's gonna be for me and how well I'll be able to cope with it. I have made up my mind and I will definitely take advantage of that opportunity, but I'm still nervous as hell.

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