Firemonk Posted November 15, 2016 Share Posted November 15, 2016 5 hours ago, Mr Poltroon said: My new life objective is to manipulate someone into doing all of those in one day. They'll thank me. It'll be a valuable life experience. That's fucked up......... confession: I've killed 3 dogs in the last few years, those motherfuckers should have stayed out of my yard.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Poltroon Posted November 15, 2016 Share Posted November 15, 2016 10 minutes ago, Firemonk said: That's fucked up......... confession: I've killed 3 dogs in the last few years, those motherfuckers should have stayed out of my yard.... And you're saying I'm the one who's...? Well, no. I'm sure there was a very very valid reason. If you look for it. Hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firemonk Posted November 15, 2016 Share Posted November 15, 2016 Just now, Mr Poltroon said: And you're saying I'm the one who's...? Well, no. I'm sure there was a very very valid reason. If you look for it. Hard. Well I mean you said you were going to do it that's completely fucked up.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dergonu Posted November 15, 2016 Share Posted November 15, 2016 Confession: A Japanese person asked me if I too was Japanese earlier today, after we spoke a bit in a comment section in Japanese. Not going to lie, that made me feel pretty good. CONFIRMED! 僕は日本人です～！ Caio000 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firemonk Posted November 15, 2016 Share Posted November 15, 2016 Confession: I'm not fluent in Japanese but, I am very fluent in google translate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benji Price Posted November 15, 2016 Share Posted November 15, 2016 Confession: I have declined girls asking me out just because I wanted to play WOW all night long. Dergonu 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funyarinpa Posted November 15, 2016 Share Posted November 15, 2016 34 minutes ago, Benji Price said: Confession: I have declined girls asking me out just because I wanted to play WOW all night long. wow Flutterz 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrael Posted November 15, 2016 Share Posted November 15, 2016 (edited) Confession: I got owned today Edited November 15, 2016 by Tyrael Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flutterz Posted November 15, 2016 Share Posted November 15, 2016 2 minutes ago, Tyrael said: Confession: I got owned today Hide contents Confession: I have no idea what is going on in this post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrael Posted November 15, 2016 Share Posted November 15, 2016 1 hour ago, Flutterz said: Confession: I have no idea what is going on in this post Damn, even after I went through all the trouble of censoring it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atorq Posted November 15, 2016 Share Posted November 15, 2016 2 hours ago, Tyrael said: Confession: I got owned today Reveal hidden contents It doesn't look like anything to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benji Price Posted November 15, 2016 Share Posted November 15, 2016 (edited) 3 hours ago, Tyrael said: Damn, even after I went through all the trouble of censoring it Confession: I wasted 15 minutes of my life trying to figure that out , during which my dinner got burned Edited November 15, 2016 by Benji Price Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firemonk Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 13 hours ago, Benji Price said: Confession: I wasted 15 minutes of my life trying to figure that out , during which my dinner got burned That's what you deserve, red hater -_- confession: every time a bird shits on my car, I sit on my porch and eat a plate of eggs to show them what I'm capable of Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firemonk Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 Confession: if I had a nickel for every time I had feelings for a fictional character, I would have enough for the therapy I obviously needed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firemonk Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 Confession: at my college, it is illegal to smoke within 100 feet of the buildings,and I'm allergic to cigarette smoke. One day, as I was chaining up my bike in the rain, I saw a girl leaning near the doors on her phone,and lighting up. As I walked into the building, i loudly said to her, "if that's a hundred feet, I'd hate to see what you consider six inches!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benji Price Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 2 hours ago, Firemonk said: That's what you deserve, red hater -_- confession: every time a bird shits on my car, I sit on my porch and eat a plate of eggs to show them what I'm capable of Confession: I love farting when I'm in middle of a crow and turn around to see their faces. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flutterz Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 6 hours ago, Benji Price said: Confession: I love farting when I'm in middle of a crow and turn around to see their faces. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TexasDice Posted November 17, 2016 Share Posted November 17, 2016 Man, I have absolutely nothing to do on this forum atm. It's about time for some releases, but none are in sight. Funyarinpa 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FruitsPunchSamurai Posted November 17, 2016 Share Posted November 17, 2016 (edited) 58 minutes ago, TexasDice said: Man, I have absolutely nothing to do on this forum atm. It's about time for some releases, but none are in sight. Funny, all i've been doing on the forums the past year or so is shitposting in the Coliseum of Chatter. I haven't so much as posted in a vn topic for a long time. Probably why i have been stuck at 960-65 posts for as long as i remember. Edited November 17, 2016 by FruitsPunchSamurai Funyarinpa 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenophilious Posted November 17, 2016 Share Posted November 17, 2016 What the fuck, a moth just flew into my eye Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firemonk Posted November 17, 2016 Share Posted November 17, 2016 Confession: I was never gutsy enough to skip class until senior year. But I didn’t just skip class, oh no. I waited until everyone in class was busy reading “All Quiet On The Western Front” and the teacher was working on something on her desk. I slid out of my chair, lay down on the floor, and army-crawled across the classroom to the door. About halfway across, I became aware that everyone was staring at me… But no one was telling the teacher. I escaped successfully, and did it two more times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firemonk Posted November 17, 2016 Share Posted November 17, 2016 Confession: In college, I live on a floor with some obnoxious morons, at least one of which took it to waking me at night with loud bangs at my door. Tired of this crap and having exhausted the proper chain of command via my RA, I scoured all over the internet for the loudest, kinkiest gay porn out there. I made up a playlist, set it to Loop, and blasted the volume as I left for my day at school Funyarinpa 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funyarinpa Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 7 hours ago, Firemonk said: Confession: In college, I live on a floor with some obnoxious morons, at least one of which took it to waking me at night with loud bangs at my door. Tired of this crap and having exhausted the proper chain of command via my RA, I scoured all over the internet for the loudest, kinkiest gay porn out there. I made up a playlist, set it to Loop, and blasted the volume as I left for my day at school I have a lingering feeling that you've established a reputation of a closeted guy for yourself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eclipsed Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 I've been exposed to retail, fast food, and currently inventory work environments... y'know, all the fun part-time workios for da typical college students But yeah today I was exposed to a production environment when I was assigned to be a part of a 'special project': to be in the QA production line at the manufacturer where they make our inventory scanning machines It's... an interesting environment, compared to what I'm used to. Lotsa people moving around that all look the same wearing their factory attire, lotsa loud manufacturing noises, parking is absolutely horrendous, I was basically that 'hi it's mah first day, where 2 go?!!!' late asshole My role btw was to put all the serial number stickers on our machines . It's actually fking HARD to get them on straight, so you should thank the prick who put your stickers on nicely on your Lappy. Unless that was roboticized, idk Idk how people can do these jobs 8 hrs/day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firemonk Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 (edited) 15 hours ago, Funyarinpa said: I have a lingering feeling that you've established a reputation of a closeted guy for yourself Nah I'm straight, gay porn is just really loud because of all the anal penetration confession: One XMAS I was pissed at a guy in a new BMW who deliberately parked across two spaces in the mall. I accidentally rubbed up against his car with my keys…five or six times. Confession: When I was in 8th grade, I told a girl with Down’s Syndrome that the fire alarm was really an alarm to open the locks on all of the doors in the school when she couldn’t get into the locked band room. Moments after I walked out of the room, and down the hallway, she pulled it. I’m a horrible person.... Confession: During one of my semesters in college, I had to live next to some obnoxious sorority pledges who made a racket at all hours of the day and night. One day, their “big” left them Hershey’s kisses outside their door. Guess who had a glorious chocolate binge that night? Confession: I have bought a packet of cookie dough. I have no intention of following the instructions on the back before I eat it. Confession:Before the holidays, I was helping my five-year-old little sister wrap presents in my parents’ room. She was writing on packages with a permanent marker on their bed, and the marker accidentally slipped and wrote on the sheet. Rather than telling them, I took everything off the bed, rotated the sheet 180 degrees, and put the stuff back on. They still haven’t noticed... it's been ten years Confession:My roommate is a mean little pill who slams doors, is loud in the mornings, and generally nasty. I found her journal in her bed when measuring her room for a new prospective roommate- she talks about how muchmy kindness “disgusts” her (wtf??)I took a photo of the page where she describes cheating on her boyfriend, who she hopes to marry, and plan on emailing it him when she is flying overseas to live with him for 3 months this summer. Karma’s a bitch. Confession: When I was living in an apartment complex, my neighbors were the most obnoxious girls ever, keeping everyone up for most the night every night. One Sunday I got back before every else and decided to make sure they were up all night and not for fun reasons. I stuck medical grade lube inside their keyhole and covered the knob with vaseline. They were up until 3 am trying to get back into their room. Revenge extracted. Considering the mass amounts of posts I make here I have a lot to get off my chest confession: I lightly bumped a car that stopped suddenly at a green light. No damage to either car but she said she was hurt. Acting concerned I told her to pull into a lot and I would call an ambulance and police. She turned in and I drove away. Confession: When I hit my teenage years, my father and I began seriously butting heads. He started saying “who pissed in your lemonade” whenever he wanted to rile me up — so basically, every other day. After several months of this, I finally got fed up enough to buy a lemonade carton, dump half of it, and fill the rest with my urine. My father threw up after drinking it and grounded me for five weeks, but he never said the phrase again. Edited November 18, 2016 by Firemonk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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