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confession: IM GAY.   Okay, im not gay, im bisexual, but I have fallen in love with another guy for the first time ever and its mutual. its pretty wierd tbh, but it feels really great,

Confession: I was one with the puns today.  We went out whale watching, and for a period of five minutes or so, I only responded to people with pretty awful sea-related puns, like "I a-grebe", "I need

Confession: On a more positive note

Chinese cartoons made me realize, that I want my partner and me to burst out laughing while we're doing it. Like, suddenly right in the middle of the sex, something unbearably funny happens and we totally lose it.

I can't think of a situation from the top of my head and it's probably impossible to force without poisonous gas, but I want to laugh myself to tears while I'm having sex. Lifegoal added.

thankfully I can already cross that off my list.

Yeah, queefs while having sex is a  wonderful thing indeed.

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  1. I finished the last of the office coffee this morning, but did not start a new pot. I hate myself for this moment of weakness. I invite you to do so as well.
     
  2. Kim Kardashian once bumped into me with her butt. It did not feel like the breath of angels. It just felt like a very large butt.
     
  3. I was once a member of the Square Root Club. This was not an extracurricular activity; it's when the square root of your GPA is higher than your GPA itself. (I’ll give you a minute to do the math…)
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Confession: I just almost touched two different spiders in the span of a few minutes.  My heart finally calmed down, but geez, that was ridiculous.  Fuck you, spiders that like to hide in our laundry baskets.

 I think after the first one I'd have just left my washing and got someone else who's braver.

You're a strong person Zenophilious, never forget that.

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 Your office doesn't even have a Keurig? Then you could be the guy who doesn't refill the tank and leaves his cup in the brewer.

Old-school coffee maker and a Nespresso machine. We get fresh pods for the latter maybe once a month, and they're all used up in about 2 days.

I use to work for Keurig so we usually had quite a bit. Although sometimes only the decaf was available. :/

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Confession:

I recently did a long presentation in front of like twenty people.  It was really nerve-wracking for me, because I'm usually so shy and I wasn't super confident about it...  I actually cried about it a couple times to myself out of dread and fear because my anxiety got so bad. I was acting a bit crazy as the day got closer (moodiness).  

But I did it, and I'm soooo~~~ glad it's done.  Lots of stress off, and I feel lighter now.  I also had good feedback, so yay.

Confession2:  I feel bad for affecting other people negatively at the time I was being moody.  I'm sorry~!  I'm sane again.

On a more positive note

Confession3: I'm happy that I can regularly hang out with a fuwan irl.  I guess you could say we're kind of dating now. :)

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