Tyrael Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 Confession troll : I bet I got more phisical contact with a girl today than most of you this week So, you had sex? Why not just say that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TexasDice Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 I have a cold, which means I have trouble breathing, every movement is tiring me out and there is way too much slime inside me. That's almost like sex. LinovaA and greenshadow622 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greenshadow622 Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 I have a cold, which means I have trouble breathing, every movement is tiring me out and there is way too much slime inside me. That's almost like sex. But you're all by yourself, and you're using up a lot of tissues, so that makes it more like masturbation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinovaA Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 But you're all by yourself, and you're using up a lot of tissues, so that makes it more like masturbation. Common cold = Masturbation confirmed. Which means I have been masturbating for like five days straight. (´・ω・`) Kawasumi, greenshadow622 and Eclipsed 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanako Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 Confession: I love beards and always thought they are the best thing ever, but I never actually grew one myself. Since I'm horribly afraid of time and aging, I always shave it off before reaching my goal, because having a beard would make me look older. Hairy dilemma. Joris is your god not Lino Confession: after almost two years of watching anime/playing Vns i started to dream about them.I think i need help... Indeed............ it took you 2 years to get here........... you're damn slow Confession: My girlfriend just confessed to hating the feels. I feel like my entire existence is being denied xD And don't forget that love and hate are the most powerful feels............ therefore the one she hate the most if you get what I mean Confession : I always wonder why when something goes really bad it's never alone Fuuuuuuck spiders inside my fucking house. Editing done Confession : though I did it in my previous post but apparently not......... memory alteration has begun hsmsful 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yuuko Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Common cold = Masturbation confirmed. Which means I have been masturbating for like five days straight. (´・ω・`) I've been masturbating for 4 weeks straight now?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zodai Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Confession: I've been having a cold for about a few days now. I'd hope this masturbation analogy isn't true because it would be quite awkward explaining how I masturbated while at a birthday dinner with my parents. AaronIsCrunchy and LinovaA 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinovaA Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Confession: I've been having a cold for about a few days now. I'd hope this masturbation analogy isn't true because it would be quite awkward explaining how I masturbated while at a birthday dinner with my parents. Doujin... SUTARUTO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TexasDice Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Confession: I have accumulated 500 likes by not doing anything. No regrets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shikomizue Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Confession: I've been having a cold for about a few days now. I'd hope this masturbation analogy isn't true because it would be quite awkward explaining how I masturbated while at a birthday dinner with my parents. It seems I have an idea for another Strange Story... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AaronIsCrunchy Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Confession: If Front Wing ever released 'Kuudere Yumi-chan Goes Full Dere: An Illustrated History' as a physical thing, I would buy it so damn hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyrillej1 Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Confession: Just a few weeks ago I held a snake. It was really friendly and didn't bite me. I also played with a Tegu. They were pretty neat~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eclipsed Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 RIP Run i verbally went 'aww' upon visiting his profile 'fession: aight flutterz its official official, this is ur thread now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flutterz Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Confession: I win! \ / Confession 2: I hope a break from Fuwa and going back to the USA will do Ren some good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenophilious Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Confession: I have accumulated 500 likes by not doing anything. No regrets. You know, you missed the perfect chance to reference a funny but average movie that you may or may not have seen. And you call yourself an internet user Confession: Just a few weeks ago I held a snake. It was really friendly and didn't bite me. I also played with a Tegu. They were pretty neat~ What type of snake was it, if you know? Some types of snakes have friendlier temperaments, or at least that's what I've heard, but I can't confirm that because I've only ever dealt with corn snakes over a long period of time. Corn snakes are the more common pet snakes because they generally don't bite, don't get too big and are easy to take care of. Mine likes to coil around my neck, wrists and arms and stick his head down my shirt (little perv ) and into my pockets. He also has a beautiful black and white checkerboard underbelly that I just love to look at. As for being bitten, I only got bit because I was a dumbass and backed my snake into a corner of his cage trying to pick him up (for context, I was a kid). Really, really bad move and you should never do that with snakes, let alone any animal that can't tell what you're doing. Cyrillej1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TexasDice Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Confession: Dunno what you're sayin' Really, really bad move and you should never do that with snakes, let alone any animal that can't tell what you're doing. My budgie always complains loudly when I do that, but he would never bite me. Does that mean budgies are smarter than snakes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenophilious Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Confession: Dunno what you're sayin' My budgie always complains loudly when I do that, but he would never bite me. Does that mean budgies are smarter than snakes? Guess you have a ragret. Maybe? I don't think snakes or birds are known for having very large brains. It probably depends on how much you train the animal to be friendly, and it's a little harder to train a snake : P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flutterz Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Confession: I think I've only ever seen a snake IRL once or twice, at a zoo and thus as a pretty big distance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TexasDice Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Bragging: Woody is an amazing bird and more than 11 years old by now. He never liked to be touched, but climbing or landing on humans and talking to us is his jam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrael Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Wait wait what happened with ren this time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zodai Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Wait wait what happened with ren this time? A bit of a rant last night. Thread's been removed, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrael Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 A bit of a rant last night. Thread's been removed, though. The remove members lounge thingy? PS: happy birthday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zodai Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 The remove members lounge thingy? PS: happy birthday Thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eclipsed Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 tl;dr community dying/doesnt care, site stagnation, remove members lounge pls, RIP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totodile Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 I'm curious of what went down these past months anyone wanna PM me the drama ^-^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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