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Confession: I tend to keep this confession to myself, but I am a huge macrophile and love reading stories about it. I personally prefer rampage stories with a lot of growth sequences in them, mixed with some light vore, insertion, and crush scenes as well. For the vore bits, I prefer large groups of people being swallowed whole; "chewing" and graphic descriptions are not my cup of tea.

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This looks like 2 day old bird due to the ecology on it.

The skin/outside herbs got a little extra crispy this year because we were cooking in a relative's electric oven, but the bird itself remained juicy and delicious. Butter and herbs under the skin before cooking FTW.

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So in our hotel room we have one of those toilet sized things for cleaning your ass. My sister saw one for the first time today and she actually tried to FORBID ME from using the actual toilet and tried to tell me to use the dedicated posterior rinsing apparatus instead. 

She's an idiot, and she almost always gets on my nerves, but at least her idiocy is funny at times. 

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Confession: I've been trying to complete the first page in a manga I'm creating. But I'm a lazy bum. Can't even finish the line art. 

 

Confession 2: I showed my mother one of my recent drawings and the first thing she said instead of voicing her praise for my work was "Why don't you ever draw black people?" I then proceeded to spend two hours drawing a black person. It came out decent enough. Thanks mom.

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This reminds me of Clerks the Animated Series where Dante and Randal are reading viewer mail asking them if they're afraid of women and they keep blowing it off, until a letter pops up asking if there aren't any black people in New Jersey and they hop all over that by introducing a black character on the spot.

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So in our hotel room we have one of those toilet sized things for cleaning your ass. My sister saw one for the first time today and she actually tried to FORBID ME from using the actual toilet and tried to tell me to use the dedicated posterior rinsing apparatus instead. 

She's an idiot, and she almost always gets on my nerves, but at least her idiocy is funny at times. 

She obviously wants you to be clean for when she inevitably makes a move on you. She just wants to eat you out.  Why can't you understand her feelings!?

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Confession: I've been trying to complete the first page in a manga I'm creating. But I'm a lazy bum. Can't even finish the line art. 

 

Confession 2: I showed my mother one of my recent drawings and the first thing she said instead of voicing her praise for my work was "Why don't you ever draw black people?" I then proceeded to spend two hours drawing a black person. It came out decent enough. Thanks mom.

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This reminds me of Clerks the Animated Series where Dante and Randal are reading viewer mail asking them if they're afraid of women and they keep blowing it off, until a letter pops up asking if there aren't any black people in New Jersey and they hop all over that by introducing a black character on the spot.

Heh.

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So in our hotel room we have one of those toilet sized things for cleaning your ass. My sister saw one for the first time today and she actually tried to FORBID ME from using the actual toilet and tried to tell me to use the dedicated posterior rinsing apparatus instead. 

She's an idiot, and she almost always gets on my nerves, but at least her idiocy is funny at times. 

She obviously wants you to be clean for when she inevitably makes a move on you. She just wants to eat you out.  Why can't you understand her feelings!?

You have a penchant for horror writing, you just don't know it 

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Confession: Well my day just turned from fantastic to shitty in a matter of hours. I managed to have my evening plans cancelled without any sort of explanation as to why, get told in the most polite way possible that an acquaintance of mine is not my friend and has no interest in becoming friends, and have an extremely awkward conversation with my ex-girlfriend about a recent sexual experience we shared that made me feel uncomfortable. What an absolute great start to the weekend.

Happy holidays Fuwanovel.

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Over this last week i've been trying to convince that my youngest sisters' ideas, on how to achieve world peace, is fundamentally flawed. She seems to think that all of the worlds problems stem from overpopulation and a mass genocide of people will solve all the problems in the world. However, that is simply treating the symptoms. First of we must control the population growth itself, by sterilize the population by contaminating the water supply and construct multiple "people factories" to artificially create and maintain the population. This will allow the ability to handcraft each individual to suit what society needs and avoid genetic defects. To prevent the misuse of the system the sole control of these factories should fall under a massive system of redundant AI. To prevent any possible deviants trying to overthrow the AI the populace must be infected by self replicating nanobots. These machines would serve beneficial purposes and keep people alive and healthy for extended periods of time, but if an individual becomes erratic or threatens the system, the AI can safely shut down the individual anytime by using the nanobots.    

It seems like she is starting to share my ideas, but my other sister has started calling us sociopaths. 

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Over this last week i've been trying to convince that my youngest sisters' ideas, on how to achieve world peace, is fundamentally flawed. She seems to think that all of the worlds problems stem from overpopulation and a mass genocide of people will solve all the problems in the world. However, that is simply treating the symptoms. First of we must control the population growth itself, by sterilize the population by contaminating the water supply and construct multiple "people factories" to artificially create and maintain the population. This will allow the ability to handcraft each individual to suit what society needs and avoid genetic defects. To prevent the misuse of the system the sole control of these factories should fall under a massive system of redundant AI. To prevent any possible deviants trying to overthrow the AI the populace must be infected by self replicating nanobots. These machines would serve beneficial purposes and keep people alive and healthy for extended periods of time, but if an individual becomes erratic or threatens the system, the AI can safely shut down the individual anytime by using the nanobots.    

It seems like she is starting to share my ideas, but my other sister has started calling us sociopaths. 

There are many things wrong with this.

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Confession: I cannot watch porn anymore. Every time I see a girl doing a porn movie (specially those low budget ones) I start thinking that she is probably not enjoying anything of what she is doing even being forced to do it, what kind of things are going on through her mind, what happens once the camera is turned off, why is she there in the first place... and I can't keep watching. It didn't happen in the past because I never stop to think about those things but now that I do I can't watch anything anymore >_> fuck everything.:amane:

Over this last week i've been trying to convince that my youngest sisters' ideas, on how to achieve world peace, is fundamentally flawed. She seems to think that all of the worlds problems stem from overpopulation and a mass genocide of people will solve all the problems in the world. However, that is simply treating the symptoms. First of we must control the population growth itself, by sterilize the population by contaminating the water supply and construct multiple "people factories" to artificially create and maintain the population. This will allow the ability to handcraft each individual to suit what society needs and avoid genetic defects. To prevent the misuse of the system the sole control of these factories should fall under a massive system of redundant AI. To prevent any possible deviants trying to overthrow the AI the populace must be infected by self replicating nanobots. These machines would serve beneficial purposes and keep people alive and healthy for extended periods of time, but if an individual becomes erratic or threatens the system, the AI can safely shut down the individual anytime by using the nanobots.    

It seems like she is starting to share my ideas, but my other sister has started calling us sociopaths. 

wtf :mellow:

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Confession: I cannot watch porn anymore. Every time I see a girl doing a porn movie (specially those low budget ones) I start thinking that she is probably not enjoying anything of what she is doing even being forced to do it, what kind of things are going on through her mind, what happens once the camera is turned off, why is she there in the first place... and I can't keep watching. It didn't happen in the past because I never stop to think about those things but now that I do I can't watch anything anymore >_> fuck everything.:amane:

Maybe you should find some amateur stuff? :Kappa:

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Confession: Well my day just turned from fantastic to shitty in a matter of hours. I managed to have my evening plans cancelled without any sort of explanation as to why, get told in the most polite way possible that an acquaintance of mine is not my friend and has no interest in becoming friends, and have an extremely awkward conversation with my ex-girlfriend about a recent sexual experience we shared that made me feel uncomfortable. What an absolute great start to the weekend.

Happy holidays Fuwanovel.

Awwh :c

Hang in there 

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Over this last week i've been trying to convince that my youngest sisters' ideas, on how to achieve world peace, is fundamentally flawed. She seems to think that all of the worlds problems stem from overpopulation and a mass genocide of people will solve all the problems in the world. However, that is simply treating the symptoms. First of we must control the population growth itself, by sterilize the population by contaminating the water supply and construct multiple "people factories" to artificially create and maintain the population. This will allow the ability to handcraft each individual to suit what society needs and avoid genetic defects. To prevent the misuse of the system the sole control of these factories should fall under a massive system of redundant AI. To prevent any possible deviants trying to overthrow the AI the populace must be infected by self replicating nanobots. These machines would serve beneficial purposes and keep people alive and healthy for extended periods of time, but if an individual becomes erratic or threatens the system, the AI can safely shut down the individual anytime by using the nanobots.    

It seems like she is starting to share my ideas, but my other sister has started calling us sociopaths. 

Nah. The sociopathic idea is to laugh in about 40 years when we reach the peak of our population curve and start dying from starvation due to hitting carrying capacity.  During that period the human race will desperately search for more sustainable food.  The cake on top will be when world War 3 happens and we do actually have the final solution: killing people. 

I truly look forward to being able to legally shotgun people when they cross my yard at the age of 60.  Then again, I may provide my own final solution in the form of bioweapons.  Mmmmmm,  molted human skin. 

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It seems like she is starting to share my ideas, but my other sister has started calling us sociopaths. 

Naaaawwww, you aren't sociopaths, you're just misunderstood.

Confession: I cannot watch porn anymore. Every time I see a girl doing a porn movie (specially those low budget ones) I start thinking that she is probably not enjoying anything of what she is doing even being forced to do it, what kind of things are going on through her mind, what happens once the camera is turned off, why is she there in the first place... and I can't keep watching. It didn't happen in the past because I never stop to think about those things but now that I do I can't watch anything anymore >_> fuck everything.:amane:

I have a simple solution, watch hentai. Not real girls = No feelings = Problem solved.

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Confession: I cannot watch porn anymore. Every time I see a girl doing a porn movie (specially those low budget ones) I start thinking that she is probably not enjoying anything of what she is doing even being forced to do it, what kind of things are going on through her mind, what happens once the camera is turned off, why is she there in the first place... and I can't keep watching. It didn't happen in the past because I never stop to think about those things but now that I do I can't watch anything anymore >_> fuck everything.:amane:

I have a simple solution, watch hentai. Not real girls = No feelings = Problem solved.

I have better solution, fap to knee socks or cute girl pics.

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Over this last week i've been trying to convince that my youngest sisters' ideas, on how to achieve world peace, is fundamentally flawed. She seems to think that all of the worlds problems stem from overpopulation and a mass genocide of people will solve all the problems in the world. However, that is simply treating the symptoms. First of we must control the population growth itself, by sterilize the population by contaminating the water supply and construct multiple "people factories" to artificially create and maintain the population. This will allow the ability to handcraft each individual to suit what society needs and avoid genetic defects. To prevent the misuse of the system the sole control of these factories should fall under a massive system of redundant AI. To prevent any possible deviants trying to overthrow the AI the populace must be infected by self replicating nanobots. These machines would serve beneficial purposes and keep people alive and healthy for extended periods of time, but if an individual becomes erratic or threatens the system, the AI can safely shut down the individual anytime by using the nanobots.    

It seems like she is starting to share my ideas, but my other sister has started calling us sociopaths. 

Nah. The sociopathic idea is to laugh in about 40 years when we reach the peak of our population curve and start dying from starvation due to hitting carrying capacity.  During that period the human race will desperately search for more sustainable food.  The cake on top will be when world War 3 happens and we do actually have the final solution: killing people. 

I truly look forward to being able to legally shotgun people when they cross my yard at the age of 60.  Then again, I may provide my own final solution in the form of bioweapons.  Mmmmmm,  molted human skin. 

The Soylent Corporation is already working on a solution to avoid this scenario. Your wafers will be available in about 7 years.

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Over this last week i've been trying to convince that my youngest sisters' ideas, on how to achieve world peace, is fundamentally flawed. She seems to think that all of the worlds problems stem from overpopulation and a mass genocide of people will solve all the problems in the world. However, that is simply treating the symptoms. First of we must control the population growth itself, by sterilize the population by contaminating the water supply and construct multiple "people factories" to artificially create and maintain the population. This will allow the ability to handcraft each individual to suit what society needs and avoid genetic defects. To prevent the misuse of the system the sole control of these factories should fall under a massive system of redundant AI. To prevent any possible deviants trying to overthrow the AI the populace must be infected by self replicating nanobots. These machines would serve beneficial purposes and keep people alive and healthy for extended periods of time, but if an individual becomes erratic or threatens the system, the AI can safely shut down the individual anytime by using the nanobots.    

It seems like she is starting to share my ideas, but my other sister has started calling us sociopaths. 

 

Nah. The sociopathic idea is to laugh in about 40 years when we reach the peak of our population curve and start dying from starvation due to hitting carrying capacity.  During that period the human race will desperately search for more sustainable food.  The cake on top will be when world War 3 happens and we do actually have the final solution: killing people. 

I truly look forward to being able to legally shotgun people when they cross my yard at the age of 60.  Then again, I may provide my own final solution in the form of bioweapons.  Mmmmmm,  molted human skin. 

This thread never ceases to amaze me. This is the most edgy stuff I've seen in a while. Can't stop laughing.

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