Fuwanovel Confessions

[Ashbell]

Confession: I always have a tendency of slapping a girl's ass whenever I went outings with them.

[Zodai]

Confession: I always have a tendency of slapping a girl's ass whenever I went outings with them.

That is either going to turn out very well or very, very bad.

[OriginalRen]

Confession: The past few days I have talked to a lot of my female friends and my ex from college, and I feel kind of conflicted. After my recent YouTube video where I talked about pornography and how it affects my life, I started realizing I am a pretty open person when it comes to that sort of stuff. Being called a pervert doesn't really bother me, but it does make me a little bummed that there aren't any girls in my life (whether online or not) that I can have a little sexy and cute flirtatious fun with.

Now being 25 I can tell when flirting is serious and when it's meant to be fun, but for some reason talking to my friends made me really miss having someone I can compliment and be "romantic" with. I'm not saying they need to necessarily be my girlfriend, but not having someone I can treat nicely and have a little fun with flirting wise makes me a little bummed. For example, I can say that I like female butts, but it would be sort of nice to have a girl act on those kinds of comments in a positive and flirtatious manner, whether that results in teasing or a fun exchange.

I feel that a lot of girls I have been meeting lately are turning into too formal of friendships, and don't get me wrong there is nothing wrong with that, but it's making me sad that I can't compliment them or flirt openly with them in sexy and cute ways. Again it's not about having a girlfriend, it's just about feeling good about my flirting skills and making other girls feel good about themselves. I also feel that it's been awhile since a girl has been attracted to me sexually. Not saying this is something that is that big of a deal, but I definitely have been having self-esteem thoughts about my body as a man lately.

Confession #2: I have been really self-conscious about my dick size lately after that thread went up about it and feel kind of embarrassed and ashamed.

Food for thought, just thought I'd rant it out.

Confession: I'm 24 and still a virgin (not by choice) and I'm really embarassed about it. I have plenty of female friends that I can flirt with but finding a girlfriend has proven to be impossible for me. My dick size is also something that worries me but not because it's too big...Oh yeah, as far as I know no girl has ever been sexually attracted to me. That too  

Again, I don't care about being single. I just like to have a little fun sometimes when it comes to flirting because it's been about 9 months since I've done anything sexually exciting. Don't know, it's just frustrating.

[rainsismyfav]

Confession: 18 hrs of driving (with breaks of course) and I'm still alive. yay! I clocked in 1200 miles. Everything went smoooooth.

[OriginalRen]

Confession: 18 hrs of driving (with breaks of course) and I'm still alive. yay! I clocked in 1200 miles. Everything went smoooooth.

Can I say it? I want to say it.

[rainsismyfav]

Confession: 18 hrs of driving (with breaks of course) and I'm still alive. yay! I clocked in 1200 miles. Everything went smoooooth.

Can I say it? I want to say it.

Say what?? Ask the other person if it doesn't just pertain to me

[OriginalRen]

Confession: 18 hrs of driving (with breaks of course) and I'm still alive. yay! I clocked in 1200 miles. Everything went smoooooth.

Can I say it? I want to say it.

Say what?? Ask the other person if it doesn't just pertain to me

Everything went smooth you say? I'm sure it did. You can't fool me, I know all about long distance encounters.

[Valmore]

Confession: I always have a tendency of slapping a girl's ass whenever I went outings with them.

That is either going to turn out very well or very, very bad.

I'd place my money on very, very bad.

[Nashetania]

Confession: I always have a tendency of slapping a girl's ass whenever I went outings with them.

[OriginalRen]

Confession:

All right Fuwanovel, I have a story to share with all of you. I have to tell it to you because my goodness, I am still laughing my ass off as I type this. So I'll let you know straight out, this is going to be a story about sex. If you aren't into that kind of stuff, feel free to skip it over because I don't want to make anyone feel uncomfortable. That being said, I am sure a lot of you might have guessed this by now, but my sexual life is filled with a plethora of hilarity. This story, after a year or more of no sexual activity, is no different.

Do you remember the other day when I was talking about how I felt a little bit frustrated that I didn't have someone I could flirt with for fun? Well turns out my ex and I were talking about random stuff like we always do, and things started to happen earlier this evening. We ended up bringing up the fact that we were both sexually frustrated, and seeing as how we are single at the moment, we ended up hitting it off. One thing led to another and she drove over to my house to hang out. Mind you, this was at 1:30 in the morning. Now I say this because let's be honest, I don't know many friends that meet up during the early hours of the morning just to hang out. Well as you might have guessed, "hanging out" turned into "let's fuck" in no time flat.

Now of course I didn't have any condoms on me when she came over. I mean, I haven't been sexually active for over a year or more, and the only reason she just so happened to be on the pill was for cycle control. So what did we do? We hopped in the car and headed into town to grab condoms at 2:00 in the morning of course! No big deal, right?

The look on that cashier's face. As a young man, you always dread the day you have to go and buy your first pack of condoms. Imagine how I felt after doing this many times in the past, being 25 years old, and seeing the look of utter disappointment on her face. Simply dreadful. It didn't help that my ex decided it would be super awesome to come inside and buy them with me. That was a fun little chuckle they enjoyed having.

My pride being destroyed aside, we ended up making our purchase (seriously, $20 for a pack of 36 at Walgreens?) and headed back to my place. Now being the horny little dogs we were, we threw our clothes on the floor and started going at it on my living room sofa. No problem! We finished up and decided to take a dip in my hot tub to relax. Of course she didn't have a swimsuit with her and I had no idea where mine was, so we ended up going in naked. By the way, did I mention I am currently staying at my parent's house?

So things were going smoothly. The sex was great, and after spending a little bit of time in the tub, we decided that it would be a good idea to get busy once again. Now thinking I was the coolest cat this side of the Mississippi, I told my ex having hot tub sex would be fun. She agreed. Easy!

So here's a tip to everyone: having sex underwater is extremely difficult. I don't know how many zero-g slams you've performed in your lifetime, but let me tell you that's the last time I consider trying that out. To give you an idea of how it felt, think beached whales. Each thrust meant floating an extra mile across the tub, and positioning meant somebody was going straight underwater in a pit of scalding hot liquid. To put it lightly, it sucked. So one thing led to another and we agreed it was impossible and a stupid idea. Of course we wanted to finish the deed though, because both of us having blue balls would have been pure torture. Our solution? We stood straight up and kept going at it!

We both felt kind of kinky due to the fact that we were having outdoor sex while pretty much being fully exposed (you know, the whole voyeurism thing), and everything seemed to be going well for the most part. I use the word seem here because we all know there's more to this story.

Turns out at 3:00 in the morning, my neighbor's dog had to go to the bathroom. Now seeing that his backdoor was on a porch overlooking his yard, you were easily able to look over into my yard and see what sorts of fun activities were taking place. In this particular instance, one would have been able to look over and see a certain individual plowing someone from behind. Good thing my neighbor had one of those dog doors, because who cares if the dog saw right?

The next thing that happened quite literally felt like the longest minute of my life. My neighbor's dog started barking at the top of his lungs while watching me have sex with my ex. We didn't think this was a big deal because we could just easily sit down in the tub and pretend nothing was happening if the owner woke up to check on him, but of course, that wasn't the case. Dogs barking near my parent's house meant my dogs started to bark, and that was bad news bears. You see, even though I am perfectly old enough to make my own sexual decisions, I do not supersede my mom's house rules.

When my dogs bark, it means they need to use the bathroom. It means that my mom needs to wake up and let them outside. It means they need to come near the hot tub. Danger Will Robinson, abandon ship! We ended up jumping out of the tub naked and sprinted into the house with our clothes. We rushed into my basement and waited until things calmed down. Luckily, my mom came downstairs and didn't bother me. She let the dogs outside and waited for them to finish their business. She didn't call to me in the basement or ask me to come and talk with her (keeping in mind we were both still naked). What a relief.

So here we were laughing our asses off in the basement about what just happened, and even though we were practically dying, we both agreed that finishing up would be the best choice. I ended up bringing her into my room downstairs filled with all of my Japanese stuff and we ended up having more sex on my futon. Of course, she couldn't keep a straight face and was now laughing about how ironic it was that all of my 2D crap was surrounding us while we go at it. In the end, we didn't finish - she's was laughing too hard at this point. After that, we got dressed, talked for another half hour or so, and called it a morning.

Now here I am typing this story that just happened. I have no closing words. My goodness.

[Nimbus]

Confession: The past few days I have talked to a lot of my female friends and my ex from college, and I feel kind of conflicted. After my recent YouTube video where I talked about pornography and how it affects my life, I started realizing I am a pretty open person when it comes to that sort of stuff. Being called a pervert doesn't really bother me, but it does make me a little bummed that there aren't any girls in my life (whether online or not) that I can have a little sexy and cute flirtatious fun with.

Now being 25 I can tell when flirting is serious and when it's meant to be fun, but for some reason talking to my friends made me really miss having someone I can compliment and be "romantic" with. I'm not saying they need to necessarily be my girlfriend, but not having someone I can treat nicely and have a little fun with flirting wise makes me a little bummed. For example, I can say that I like female butts, but it would be sort of nice to have a girl act on those kinds of comments in a positive and flirtatious manner, whether that results in teasing or a fun exchange.

I feel that a lot of girls I have been meeting lately are turning into too formal of friendships, and don't get me wrong there is nothing wrong with that, but it's making me sad that I can't compliment them or flirt openly with them in sexy and cute ways. Again it's not about having a girlfriend, it's just about feeling good about my flirting skills and making other girls feel good about themselves. I also feel that it's been awhile since a girl has been attracted to me sexually. Not saying this is something that is that big of a deal, but I definitely have been having self-esteem thoughts about my body as a man lately.

Confession #2: I have been really self-conscious about my dick size lately after that thread went up about it and feel kind of embarrassed and ashamed.

Food for thought, just thought I'd rant it out.

Confession: I'm 24 20 and still a virgin (not by choice) and I'm really embarassed about it. I have plenty of female friends that I can flirt with but finding a girlfriend has proven to be impossible for me. My dick size is also something that worries me but not because it's too big...Oh yeah, as far as I know no girl has ever been sexually attracted to me. That too  

Confession: What he said.

Confession:

All right Fuwanovel, I have a story to share with all of you. I have to tell it to you because my goodness, I am still laughing my ass off as I type this. So I'll let you know straight out, this is going to be a story about sex. If you aren't into that kind of stuff, feel free to skip it over because I don't want to make anyone feel uncomfortable. That being said, I am sure a lot of you might have guessed this by now, but my sexual life is filled with a plethora of hilarity. This story, after a year or more of no sexual activity, is no different.

Do you remember the other day when I was talking about how I felt a little bit frustrated that I didn't have someone I could flirt with for fun? Well turns out my ex and I were talking about random stuff like we always do, and things started to happen earlier this evening. We ended up bringing up the fact that we were both sexually frustrated, and seeing as how we are both single at the moment, we ended up hitting it off. One thing led to another and she drove over to my house to hang out. Mind you, this was at 1:30 in the morning. Now I say this because let's be honest, I don't know many friends that meet up during the wee hours of the morning just to hang out. Well as you might have guessed, "hanging out" turned into "let's fuck" in no time flat.

Now of course I didn't have any condoms on me when she came over. I mean, I haven't been sexually active for over a year or more, and the only reason she just so happened to be on the pill was for cycle control. So what do we do? Hop in the car and head into town to grab condoms at 2:00 in the morning of course! No big deal, right?

The look on that cashier's face. As a young man, you always dread the day you have to go and buy your first pack of condoms. Imagine how I felt after doing this many times in the past and being 25 years old and seeing the look of utter disappointment on her face. Simply dreadful. It didn't help that my ex decided it would be super awesome to come inside and buy them with me. That was a fun little chuckle they enjoyed having.

Pride being destroyed aside, we ended up making our purchase (seriously, $20 for a pack of 36 at Walgreens?) and heading back to my place. Now being the horny little dogs we were, we just threw our clothes on the floor and started going at it on my living room sofa. No problem! We finished up and decided to take a dip in my hot tub to relax. Of course she didn't have a swimsuit with her and I had no idea where mine was, so we ended up going in naked. By the way, did I mention I am currently staying at my parent's house?

So, things were going smoothly. The sex was great, and after spending a little bit of time in the tub, we decide that it would be kind of hot to get busy once again. Now thinking I was the coolest cat this side of the Mississippi, I told my ex having hot tub sex would be fun. She agreed. Easy!

So here's a tip to everyone: having sex underwater is extremely difficult. I don't know how many zero-g slams you've performed in your lifetime, but let me tell you that's the last time I consider trying that out. To give you an idea of how it felt, think beached whales. Each thrust meant floating an extra mile across the tub, and positioning meant somebody was going straight underwater in the pit of scalding hot liquid. To put it lightly, it sucked. Well, one thing led to another and we agreed it was impossible and a stupid idea. Of course we wanted to finish the deed though, because both of us having blue balls would have been pure torture. Solution? Stand straight up and keep going at it!

We both felt kind of kinky due to the fact that we were having outdoor sex while being pretty much fully exposed (you know, the whole voyeurism thing), and everything seemed to be going well for the most part. I used the word seemed here because we all know there's more to this story.

Turns out at 3:00 in the morning, my neighbor's dog has to go to the bathroom. Now seeing that his backdoor is on a porch overlooking his yard, you are easily able to look over into my yard and see what sorts of fun activities are taking place. In this particular instance, one would be able to look over and see a certain individual plowing someone in the rear. Good thing my neighbor has one of those doggie doors, because who cares if the dog sees right?

The next thing that happened quite literally felt like the longest minute of my life. My neighbor's dog starts barking at the top of his lungs while watching me have sex with my ex. We didn't think this was a big deal because we could just easily sit down in the tub and pretend nothing was happening if the owner woke up to check on him. But of course, dogs barking near my parent's house means dogs start to bark in my house, and that means bad news bears.

When my dogs bark, it means they need to use the bathroom. It means that my mom needs to wake up and let them outside. It means they need to come near the hot tub. Danger Will Robinson, abandon ship! We end up jumping out of the tub naked and sprint into the house with our clothes. We rush into my basement and wait until things calm down. Luckily, my mom came downstairs and didn't bother me. She let the dogs outside and waited for them to finish their business. She didn't call to me in the basement or ask me to come and talk with her (keeping in mind we were both still naked). What a relief.

So here we are laughing our asses off in the basement about what just happened. Even though we are practically dying, we both agreed that finishing up would be the best choice. I end up bringing her into my room downstairs filled with all of my weeb shit and we end up having more sex on my futon. Of course, she can't keep a straight face and is now laughing about how ironic it is that all of my 2D shit is surrounding us while we go at it. In the end, we don't finish - she's laughing too hard at this point. We got dressed, talked for another half hour, and then called it a morning.

Now here I am typing this story that just happened. I have no closing words. My goodness.

Why can I imagine this being a reoccurring skit on some comedy show?

[OriginalRen]

My whole life is a comedy show, only now I'm short $20 bucks and have 33 condoms to spare.

[TexasDice]

I hated this story. The beginning was already really sketchy, I mean, we get introduced to three characters in two paragraphs and one of them (the cashier at the drug store) doesn't even make a second appearance in the story. Hello author, ever heard about chekhov's gunman?

Next, our incredibly badly paced "romance" jumps into an H-scene, which goes on for way too long and annoys the audience by switching locations every other paragraph. And in the end, we the audience, are left just as blueballed as the protagonist. A minor saving grace would be the comedic element, but all in all it was too short and bad to leave an impression on me. Did the author just make a first draft and decided to go with it? I mean, what the fuck happend?

Overall score:

Pros:

+ The comedy parts were really good, like when the dogs came into play.

+ The protagonist is a likeable and relatable character. I mean, he has sex and a ton of weeb shit, that's everyone's dream, right?

Cons:

- Too short

- Awkward pacing (the scene jumps happend to sudden and there is no real ending).

- Tone issues (we go from self depriving "mimimi, I can't get laid" to comedy and porn, pick your tone ffs).

- The utter lack of voice acting and music. I mean, am I supposed to hum baby got back while reading this?

- Plot holes: We never get to know why the mother can't see the protagonist and his ex hanging out in a hot tub at 3:00 AM in the garden. Her motivations aren't explained at all.

3/10

[Tyrael]

Confession: I didn't think it was possible for me to look up to ren even more than I already did but apparently it IS possible after all

 

What I actually mean is that I'm super jelly tho

Edited November 3, 2015 by Tyrael

[Ashbell]

Confession: I always have a tendency of slapping a girl's ass whenever I went outings with them.

That is either going to turn out very well or very, very bad.

I'd place my money on very, very bad.

Obviously I will choose the girl that wouldn't mind being slapped on the ass.

[Kawasumi]

I hated this story. The beginning was already really sketchy, I mean, we get introduced to three characters in two paragraphs and one of them (the cashier at the drug store) doesn't even make a second appearance in the story. Hello author, ever heard about chekhov's gunman?

Next, our incredibly badly paced "romance" jumps into an H-scene, which goes on for way too long and annoys the audience by switching locations every other paragraph. And in the end, we the audience, are left just as blueballed as the protagonist. A minor saving grace would be the comedic element, but all in all it was too short and bad to leave an impression on me. Did the author just make a first draft and decided to go with it? I mean, what the fuck happend?

Overall score:

Pros:

+ The comedy parts were really good, like when the dogs came into play.

+ The protagonist is a likeable and relatable character. I mean, he has sex and a ton of weeb shit, that's everyone's dream, right?

Cons:

- Too short

- Awkward pacing (the scene jumps happend to sudden and there is no real ending).

- Tone issues (we go from self depriving "mimimi, I can't get laid" to comedy and porn, pick your tone ffs).

- The utter lack of voice acting and music. I mean, am I supposed to hum baby got back while reading this?

- Plot holes: We never get to know why the mother can't see the protagonist and his ex hanging out in a hot tub at 3:00 AM in the garden. Her motivations aren't explained at all.

3/10

I fucking love you. 

[Ashbell]

Confession: I always have a tendency of slapping a girl's ass whenever I went outings with them.

Sorry 

[Funyarinpa]

Confession:

All right Fuwanovel, I have a story to share with all of you. I have to tell it to you because my goodness, I am still laughing my ass off as I type this. So I'll let you know straight out, this is going to be a story about sex. If you aren't into that kind of stuff, feel free to skip it over because I don't want to make anyone feel uncomfortable. That being said, I am sure a lot of you might have guessed this by now, but my sexual life is filled with a plethora of hilarity. This story, after a year or more of no sexual activity, is no different.

Do you remember the other day when I was talking about how I felt a little bit frustrated that I didn't have someone I could flirt with for fun? Well turns out my ex and I were talking about random stuff like we always do, and things started to happen earlier this evening. We ended up bringing up the fact that we were both sexually frustrated, and seeing as how we are both single at the moment, we ended up hitting it off. One thing led to another and she drove over to my house to hang out. Mind you, this was at 1:30 in the morning. Now I say this because let's be honest, I don't know many friends that meet up during the wee hours of the morning just to hang out. Well as you might have guessed, "hanging out" turned into "let's fuck" in no time flat.

Now of course I didn't have any condoms on me when she came over. I mean, I haven't been sexually active for over a year or more, and the only reason she just so happened to be on the pill was for cycle control. So what do we do? Hop in the car and head into town to grab condoms at 2:00 in the morning of course! No big deal, right?

The look on that cashier's face. As a young man, you always dread the day you have to go and buy your first pack of condoms. Imagine how I felt after doing this many times in the past and being 25 years old and seeing the look of utter disappointment on her face. Simply dreadful. It didn't help that my ex decided it would be super awesome to come inside and buy them with me. That was a fun little chuckle they enjoyed having.

Pride being destroyed aside, we ended up making our purchase (seriously, $20 for a pack of 36 at Walgreens?) and heading back to my place. Now being the horny little dogs we were, we just threw our clothes on the floor and started going at it on my living room sofa. No problem! We finished up and decided to take a dip in my hot tub to relax. Of course she didn't have a swimsuit with her and I had no idea where mine was, so we ended up going in naked. By the way, did I mention I am currently staying at my parent's house?

So, things were going smoothly. The sex was great, and after spending a little bit of time in the tub, we decide that it would be kind of hot to get busy once again. Now thinking I was the coolest cat this side of the Mississippi, I told my ex having hot tub sex would be fun. She agreed. Easy!

So here's a tip to everyone: having sex underwater is extremely difficult. I don't know how many zero-g slams you've performed in your lifetime, but let me tell you that's the last time I consider trying that out. To give you an idea of how it felt, think beached whales. Each thrust meant floating an extra mile across the tub, and positioning meant somebody was going straight underwater in the pit of scalding hot liquid. To put it lightly, it sucked. Well, one thing led to another and we agreed it was impossible and a stupid idea. Of course we wanted to finish the deed though, because both of us having blue balls would have been pure torture. Solution? Stand straight up and keep going at it!

We both felt kind of kinky due to the fact that we were having outdoor sex while being pretty much fully exposed (you know, the whole voyeurism thing), and everything seemed to be going well for the most part. I used the word seemed here because we all know there's more to this story.

Turns out at 3:00 in the morning, my neighbor's dog has to go to the bathroom. Now seeing that his backdoor is on a porch overlooking his yard, you are easily able to look over into my yard and see what sorts of fun activities are taking place. In this particular instance, one would be able to look over and see a certain individual plowing someone in the rear. Good thing my neighbor has one of those doggie doors, because who cares if the dog sees right?

The next thing that happened quite literally felt like the longest minute of my life. My neighbor's dog started barking at the top of his lungs while watching me have sex with my ex. We didn't think this was a big deal because we could just easily sit down in the tub and pretend nothing was happening if the owner woke up to check on him. But of course, dogs barking near my parent's house meant dogs started to bark in my house, and that was bad news bears. You see, even though I am perfectly old enough to make my own sexual decisions, I do not supersede her house rules.

When my dogs bark, it means they need to use the bathroom. It means that my mom needs to wake up and let them outside. It means they need to come near the hot tub. Danger Will Robinson, abandon ship! We end up jumping out of the tub naked and sprint into the house with our clothes. We rush into my basement and wait until things calm down. Luckily, my mom came downstairs and didn't bother me. She let the dogs outside and waited for them to finish their business. She didn't call to me in the basement or ask me to come and talk with her (keeping in mind we were both still naked). What a relief.

So here we are laughing our asses off in the basement about what just happened. Even though we are practically dying, we both agreed that finishing up would be the best choice. I end up bringing her into my room downstairs filled with all of my weeb shit and we end up having more sex on my futon. Of course, she can't keep a straight face and is now laughing about how ironic it is that all of my 2D shit is surrounding us while we go at it. In the end, we don't finish - she's laughing too hard at this point. We got dressed, talked for another half hour, and then called it a morning.

Now here I am typing this story that just happened. I have no closing words. My goodness.

All your weeb shit got NTR'd so hard, holy fucking shit

[InvictusCobra]

-snip-

 

This looks like a scene straight out of an American Pie, but as the saying goes: DOESN'T MATTER, HAD SEX!

This also sounds a great story to post on 4chan/b/ and see the reactions  

[LinovaA]

Confession:

All right Fuwanovel, I have a story to share with all of you. I have to tell it to you because my goodness, I am still laughing my ass off as I type this. So I'll let you know straight out, this is going to be a story about sex. If you aren't into that kind of stuff, feel free to skip it over because I don't want to make anyone feel uncomfortable. That being said, I am sure a lot of you might have guessed this by now, but my sexual life is filled with a plethora of hilarity. This story, after a year or more of no sexual activity, is no different.

Do you remember the other day when I was talking about how I felt a little bit frustrated that I didn't have someone I could flirt with for fun? Well turns out my ex and I were talking about random stuff like we always do, and things started to happen earlier this evening. We ended up bringing up the fact that we were both sexually frustrated, and seeing as how we are both single at the moment, we ended up hitting it off. One thing led to another and she drove over to my house to hang out. Mind you, this was at 1:30 in the morning. Now I say this because let's be honest, I don't know many friends that meet up during the wee hours of the morning just to hang out. Well as you might have guessed, "hanging out" turned into "let's fuck" in no time flat.

Now of course I didn't have any condoms on me when she came over. I mean, I haven't been sexually active for over a year or more, and the only reason she just so happened to be on the pill was for cycle control. So what do we do? Hop in the car and head into town to grab condoms at 2:00 in the morning of course! No big deal, right?

The look on that cashier's face. As a young man, you always dread the day you have to go and buy your first pack of condoms. Imagine how I felt after doing this many times in the past and being 25 years old and seeing the look of utter disappointment on her face. Simply dreadful. It didn't help that my ex decided it would be super awesome to come inside and buy them with me. That was a fun little chuckle they enjoyed having.

Pride being destroyed aside, we ended up making our purchase (seriously, $20 for a pack of 36 at Walgreens?) and heading back to my place. Now being the horny little dogs we were, we just threw our clothes on the floor and started going at it on my living room sofa. No problem! We finished up and decided to take a dip in my hot tub to relax. Of course she didn't have a swimsuit with her and I had no idea where mine was, so we ended up going in naked. By the way, did I mention I am currently staying at my parent's house?

So, things were going smoothly. The sex was great, and after spending a little bit of time in the tub, we decide that it would be kind of hot to get busy once again. Now thinking I was the coolest cat this side of the Mississippi, I told my ex having hot tub sex would be fun. She agreed. Easy!

So here's a tip to everyone: having sex underwater is extremely difficult. I don't know how many zero-g slams you've performed in your lifetime, but let me tell you that's the last time I consider trying that out. To give you an idea of how it felt, think beached whales. Each thrust meant floating an extra mile across the tub, and positioning meant somebody was going straight underwater in the pit of scalding hot liquid. To put it lightly, it sucked. Well, one thing led to another and we agreed it was impossible and a stupid idea. Of course we wanted to finish the deed though, because both of us having blue balls would have been pure torture. Solution? Stand straight up and keep going at it!

We both felt kind of kinky due to the fact that we were having outdoor sex while being pretty much fully exposed (you know, the whole voyeurism thing), and everything seemed to be going well for the most part. I used the word seemed here because we all know there's more to this story.

Turns out at 3:00 in the morning, my neighbor's dog has to go to the bathroom. Now seeing that his backdoor is on a porch overlooking his yard, you are easily able to look over into my yard and see what sorts of fun activities are taking place. In this particular instance, one would be able to look over and see a certain individual plowing someone in the rear. Good thing my neighbor has one of those doggie doors, because who cares if the dog sees right?

The next thing that happened quite literally felt like the longest minute of my life. My neighbor's dog started barking at the top of his lungs while watching me have sex with my ex. We didn't think this was a big deal because we could just easily sit down in the tub and pretend nothing was happening if the owner woke up to check on him. But of course, dogs barking near my parent's house meant dogs started to bark in my house, and that was bad news bears. You see, even though I am perfectly old enough to make my own sexual decisions, I do not supersede her house rules.

When my dogs bark, it means they need to use the bathroom. It means that my mom needs to wake up and let them outside. It means they need to come near the hot tub. Danger Will Robinson, abandon ship! We end up jumping out of the tub naked and sprint into the house with our clothes. We rush into my basement and wait until things calm down. Luckily, my mom came downstairs and didn't bother me. She let the dogs outside and waited for them to finish their business. She didn't call to me in the basement or ask me to come and talk with her (keeping in mind we were both still naked). What a relief.

So here we are laughing our asses off in the basement about what just happened. Even though we are practically dying, we both agreed that finishing up would be the best choice. I end up bringing her into my room downstairs filled with all of my weeb shit and we end up having more sex on my futon. Of course, she can't keep a straight face and is now laughing about how ironic it is that all of my 2D shit is surrounding us while we go at it. In the end, we don't finish - she's laughing too hard at this point. We got dressed, talked for another half hour, and then called it a morning.

Now here I am typing this story that just happened. I have no closing words. My goodness. 

Confession: This story nearly made me die in class. xD

Confession 2: I'm probably not going to tell anymore of my sex stories in this thread.  

[Yuuko]

Let me tell you my sex story:

THE END

Confession: I think I should create a 1000 posts thread but writing sucks so I wont. 

Edited November 3, 2015 by Kiriririri
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[OriginalRen]

I hated this story. The beginning was already really sketchy, I mean, we get introduced to three characters in two paragraphs and one of them (the cashier at the drug store) doesn't even make a second appearance in the story. Hello author, ever heard about chekhov's gunman?

Next, our incredibly badly paced "romance" jumps into an H-scene, which goes on for way too long and annoys the audience by switching locations every other paragraph. And in the end, we the audience, are left just as blueballed as the protagonist. A minor saving grace would be the comedic element, but all in all it was too short and bad to leave an impression on me. Did the author just make a first draft and decided to go with it? I mean, what the fuck happend?

Overall score:

Pros:

+ The comedy parts were really good, like when the dogs came into play.

+ The protagonist is a likeable and relatable character. I mean, he has sex and a ton of weeb shit, that's everyone's dream, right?

Cons:

- Too short

- Awkward pacing (the scene jumps happend to sudden and there is no real ending).

- Tone issues (we go from self depriving "mimimi, I can't get laid" to comedy and porn, pick your tone ffs).

- The utter lack of voice acting and music. I mean, am I supposed to hum baby got back while reading this?

- Plot holes: We never get to know why the mother can't see the protagonist and his ex hanging out in a hot tub at 3:00 AM in the garden. Her motivations aren't explained at all.

3/10

It won't change the fact that Hoshizora no Memoria is still a shit game.

[Flutterz]

I thought it was something of the sort when you just ran out of TS

What I actually mean is that I'm super jelly tho

Some people have girls randomly coming over at 2 in the morning to fuck, and some people, well...

[OriginalRen]

I thought it was something of the sort when you just ran out of TS

What I actually mean is that I'm super jelly tho

Some people have girls randomly coming over at 2 in the morning to fuck, and some people, well...

Some people have girls coming over at 1:00 in the morning!

[Flutterz]

 Some people have girls coming over at 1:00 in the morning!

I was implying something more along the lines of "will die alone" but I suppose that's technically accurate too.