Chewy Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 Confession: I'm good at talking with people.... I just come off as a clown apparently...... Not sure how that works.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crunchytaco Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 Confession: I met the mom of one of the girls I liked today. We randomly ran into each other in a shopping center. I was looking actually to get a massage from a well known establishment that gives happy endings. I left because the girl that was about serve me was gross looking. Sorry, I'm bipolar if you hadn't already read Celphas thread on it. I'm hyper sexual and seek sex from every corner. As I walked out I saw her and her mom. I attempted to shake hands with her mom but she ignored me. I found out she only spoke spanish and didn't understand me. I awkwardly held my hand out until the girl I liked translated what I was trying to do. I walked into the shop that the girl went, pretending I was buying hair products too, she non the wiser probably believed it. The whole time she didn't speak to me. I figured she doesn't like me because I'm a douchebag to her (for reasons that she is married.) When she left the shop, she left me a a see ya later thing. But then I saw her from the corner of my eye (I was looking at her ass because she was wearing sweat pants that hugged her ass) turned around and looked at me like she wanted something more as she was exiting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosakyun Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 Wow. Like, wow. I-I can't live up to their expectations! Probably because they aren't expecting more from me. Taco a playa. I was looking at her ass because she was wearing sweat pants that hugged her ass 10/10 You young still boy. You got a lot of years ahead to be a playa. Confession: I was a diamond in the rough before. Actually I still get shy and awkward with girls I like. I need to take a class for acting. Shy and awkward really is normal, at least in my point of life. Well, it's hard if the girl keeps on ignoring you and tries to stay away for like 10 feet from you. Confession: My first confession to a girl was two years ago. I got no reply. Things got awkward, since she doesn't like being the center of attention. Since I'm quite known throughout the school, the news quickly spread. Aaaaaand shit life happened. After a year (now third-years), promenade came and I was given a chance to dance with her. Of course, I quickly took that chance. Thank you life. And then the first thing she said after a long time was 'sorry'. I was like 'wtf'. I was not expecting this. By this time, I had already lost my feelings for her, but it came out of nowhere for Christ's sake. Also, I liked her in the past, so I still looked at her in a different way. Yeah. She was my first love. Then she goes and tells her reason for saying sorry. Something about not answering me a year back. Then ugh dramatic moment and then the dance ended. I was left there, trying to grasp what had just happened. So I poured it out on the next girl I danced with, which is one of my closest friends. Hahahahahaha. She didn't appreciate it though. Oh, the next day, we had another promenade outside the school. She wore this chinese-like dress that has an opening just above the chest area. She was beautiful. I tried to get a picture, but she rejected me. The cycle repeats itself friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crunchytaco Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 Wow. Like, wow. I-I can't live up to their expectations! Probably because they aren't expecting more from me. Taco a playa. 10/10 Shy and awkward really is normal, at least in my point of life. Well, it's hard if the girl keeps on ignoring you and tries to stay away for like 10 feet from you. Confession: My first confession to a girl was two years ago. I got no reply. Things got awkward, since she doesn't like being the center of attention. Since I'm quite known throughout the school, the news quickly spread. Aaaaaand shit life happened. After a year (now third-years), promenade came and I was given a chance to dance with her. Of course, I quickly took that chance. Thank you life. And then the first thing she said after a long time was 'sorry'. I was like 'wtf'. I was not expecting this. By this time, I had already lost my feelings for her, but it came out of nowhere for Christ's sake. Also, I liked her in the past, so I still looked at her in a different way. Yeah. She was my first love. Then she goes and tells her reason for saying sorry. Something about not answering me a year back. Then ugh dramatic moment and then the dance ended. I was left there, trying to grasp what had just happened. So I poured it out on the next girl I danced with, which is one of my closest friends. Hahahahahaha. She didn't appreciate it though. Oh, the next day, we had another promenade outside the school. She wore this chinese-like dress that has an opening just above the chest area. She was beautiful. I tried to get a picture, but she rejected me. The cycle repeats itself friends. Nice. I like that story. Ah to be young. "The life of the awkward, shy types bumbling through life trying to figure out how everyone else does it" to be specific. You learn not to confess to someone you see everyday after that unless you've been desensitized enough not to care what happens after (who doesn't?). Plus it hurts the chances of you with other girls around there if they hear you got rejected. I'll get close to a girl now a days if I like her and I'll read her signals and measure her feelings based on how she reacts to me. This way I can just back away if she doesn't and no harm is done. Is she touching me casually? Does she mind standing near me enough where I can feel her warm breath - It's a tickling sensation especially with the girl you have eyes on. Does she look away instead of in my eyes when she talks (she could either be nervous because you're awkward, or because she feels nervous from liking you.) . I still get nervous as hell though and forget everything to say when it happens with the girl I like. I think I just have anxiety issues. Now there are girls out there, rare as it is, like my EX who you would like but she won't ever make you feel nervous around her. There's just really strong chemistry that even if you screw up on something you said, she won't walk away. Those become soulmates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinovaA Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 I bow to your prowess Taco. O: I wish I had the confidence to read people like that. I just get so stuck in my head nowadays that I can't get words to meet and make any sense. Confession: I am absolutely terrible at interacting with people. I can never bring myself to talk to new people IRL, as some weird fear builds up and I just get really super. Pretty sure that is my shyness, and maybe some social anxiety thrown, but I don't know. Never been tested for that, but wouldn't surprise me. When I finally do start talking to someone new, I usually end up acting too familiar and putting people off (I think this happens online too sometimes, but I honestly can't tell xD). I am hoping I am just in some weird transition stage from teenager to adult right now, 'cause it kind of sucks not being able to talk to anyone I don't have a prior connection with and meeting new people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abyssal Monkey Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 I bow to your prowess Taco. O: I wish I had the confidence to read people like that. I just get so stuck in my head nowadays that I can't get words to meet and make any sense. Confession: I am absolutely terrible at interacting with people. I can never bring myself to talk to new people IRL, as some weird fear builds up and I just get really super. Pretty sure that is my shyness, and maybe some social anxiety thrown, but I don't know. Never been tested for that, but wouldn't surprise me. When I finally do start talking to someone new, I usually end up acting too familiar and putting people off (I think this happens online too sometimes, but I honestly can't tell xD). I am hoping I am just in some weird transition stage from teenager to adult right now, 'cause it kind of sucks not being able to talk to anyone I don't have a prior connection with and meeting new people. Confession: I'm almost the exact same way. I don't interact with people unless forced too, and when we finally interact past a certain point I get clingy. I'm just antisocial. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flutterz Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 When I finally do start talking to someone new, I usually end up acting too familiar and putting people off (I think this happens online too sometimes, but I honestly can't tell xD). I am hoping I am just in some weird transition stage from teenager to adult right now, 'cause it kind of sucks not being able to talk to anyone I don't have a prior connection with and meeting new people. It's the opposite for me, I seem to have a face that makes me look less happy than I actually am, and that coupled with me being untalkative seems to make people think I hate them from the get-go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crunchytaco Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 I bow to your prowess Taco. O: I wish I had the confidence to read people like that. I just get so stuck in my head nowadays that I can't get words to meet and make any sense. Confession: I am absolutely terrible at interacting with people. I can never bring myself to talk to new people IRL, as some weird fear builds up and I just get really super. Pretty sure that is my shyness, and maybe some social anxiety thrown, but I don't know. Never been tested for that, but wouldn't surprise me. When I finally do start talking to someone new, I usually end up acting too familiar and putting people off (I think this happens online too sometimes, but I honestly can't tell xD). I am hoping I am just in some weird transition stage from teenager to adult right now, 'cause it kind of sucks not being able to talk to anyone I don't have a prior connection with and meeting new people. I used to get the same anxiety issues. Age really sheds a lot of that anxiety away. Withdrawing from people for long periods of time and coming back to society will bring back some of that anxiety though. Confession: Stage fright once gave me a panic until the next morning and maybe a week after that. Imagine a play that you rehearsed 1x in a rush that morning right before the show. Someone was sick and couldn't perform so you had to fill in their role. Even better, you were chosen to play the role dressed up as a chick. You stand there on stage not remembering any of the lines and one of your balloons fall out of your shirt. The audience was a couple hundred people from school, many of them were cute girls that you eyed at. Now they get to eye you in a humiliating fashion. That was me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deep Blue Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 Confession: I don't like threads with too many post, I feel lost all the time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred the Barber Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 Confession: This thread serious-ed up too much. Confession: At work, every time someone sends a code review updating the pom.xml file, I misread the name and briefly get very concerned. (gratuitous detail here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apache_Maven#Project_Object_Model) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosakyun Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 Nice. I like that story. Ah to be young. "The life of the awkward, shy types bumbling through life trying to figure out how everyone else does it" to be specific. You learn not to confess to someone you see everyday after that unless you've been desensitized enough not to care what happens after (who doesn't?). Plus it hurts the chances of you with other girls around there if they hear you got rejected. I'll get close to a girl now a days if I like her and I'll read her signals and measure her feelings based on how she reacts to me. This way I can just back away if she doesn't and no harm is done. Is she touching me casually? Does she mind standing near me enough where I can feel her warm breath - It's a tickling sensation especially with the girl you have eyes on. Does she look away instead of in my eyes when she talks (she could either be nervous because you're awkward, or because she feels nervous from liking you.) . I still get nervous as hell though and forget everything to say when it happens with the girl I like. I think I just have anxiety issues. Now there are girls out there, rare as it is, like my EX who you would like but she won't ever make you feel nervous around her. There's just really strong chemistry that even if you screw up on something you said, she won't walk away. Those become soulmates. I know that feeling man. You just try to sense if you actually have a chance. Though assuming the wrong thing is suicide for some relationships... However, that ain't enough to bring me down! Also, I have the policy to let the girl know that I like her first before other people discover that I like her. Y'know, it's not nice hearing that from a third party. Fukken' disturbing muh romance animu. I guess I'll discover more things as time passes by. Oh, and also, I don't think I can sense if someone likes me through their actions. Everyone acts so casually with one another. That includes me, of course. Our daily bouts include a lot of physical contact. N-Not that physical, baka. Confession: This thread serious-ed up too much. Confession: At work, every time someone sends a code review updating the pom.xml file, I misread the name and briefly get very concerned. (gratuitous detail here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apache_Maven#Project_Object_Model) Dangerous indeed. porn.xml a good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roach Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 Confession: I am absolutely terrible at interacting with people. I can never bring myself to talk to new people IRL, as some weird fear builds up and I just get really super. Pretty sure that is my shyness, and maybe some social anxiety thrown, but I don't know. Never been tested for that, but wouldn't surprise me. When I finally do start talking to someone new, I usually end up acting too familiar and putting people off (I think this happens online too sometimes, but I honestly can't tell xD). I am hoping I am just in some weird transition stage from teenager to adult right now, 'cause it kind of sucks not being able to talk to anyone I don't have a prior connection with and meeting new people. This. Though it's more like me trying to convince them that I'm actually a normal talkative human being. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrael Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 Confession: i have asperger so I know how all of you feel Awkward 4 lyf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosakyun Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 Confession: I don't know what asperger is, but I'm assuming it's something related to your condition. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funyarinpa Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 Confession: I don't know what asperger is, but I'm assuming it's something related to your condition. Confession: It makes me think of asparagus confession 2: I think I'll return to I/O before I start anything else Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sakimichi Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 Confession: I pulled my achilles tendon pretty badly yesterday while playing ping pong and have been limping around town all day. Get well soon. I wounded my heels for not wearing socks while jogging and now I'm limping as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funyarinpa Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 Fuck you german and your adjektivendungen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crunchytaco Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 Confession: I don't know what asperger is, but I'm assuming it's something related to your condition. Its when you're addicted to ass burgers. Just kidding. My friends kid has it and he has massive difficulty expressing himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flutterz Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 adjektivendungen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinovaA Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 Confession: i have asperger so I know how all of you feel Awkward 4 lyf Funny that you mention this... ..because Confession: My mom told me recently that she thought I had aspergers, but never got me diagnosed (I honestly don't know what the proper word to use in this case is) because she didn't want me to be labeled. Would explain a lot really. Confession 2: Molester Man may or may not be one of the best manga I have ever read (not that I have read very many). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zakamutt Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 I think the german word for jungle is prolly jungel so I'm not sure if he was failing at writing adjective jungle but I really don't know much. He might be referring to the way things can be chained together before a noun, adjective or w/e in German, you can do something moderately similar in Swedish at times (it's just not that extreme). Think of like "workenvironmentagency" being a valid word. I took aspberger tests like twice and I only have 2/3 of the points required, take that WoW commenters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrael Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 I pretty much got the max score on every part of the test so Considering me a sperglord or something Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flutterz Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 Funny that you mention this... ..because Confession: My mom told me recently that she thought I had aspergers, but never got me diagnosed (I honestly don't know what the proper word to use in this case is) because she didn't want me to be labeled. Would explain a lot really. No idea if my parents think that, but I know I do. I've taken a few online tests and I usually scored on the very edge of the "you don't have aspergers" zone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funyarinpa Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 confession: IMO this songs fits steins gate perfectly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TexasDice Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 Fuck you german and your adjektivendungen Gern geschehen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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