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<19:36:19> "It was me, Dio!": Nothing says love like smelling schoolgirls' armpits

 

<19:40:17> "It was me, Dio!": Well Nyancha, feel free to mail me your urine so i can do some science with it
<19:40:34> "GetterEmperor": shoot some urine this way bruh
<19:40:43> "Nyancha Bot": lol
<19:40:45> "It was me, Dio!": That was not a confession, d-don't get the wrong idea
 
<19:44:07> "It was me, Dio!": So if i buy the period perfume, the urine perfume and the sweat perfume, i pretty much have a fully functional school girl in terms of smell
<19:44:08> "It was me, Dio!": Sweet
 
<19:46:05> "It was me, Dio!": I want to smell a real schoolgirl
<19:46:13> "It was me, Dio!": I paid 23 bucks for it
 
 
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「I'm 変態魔法猫ザカちゃん at the start here」

 

<21:18:11> "Nosebleed" is now known as "汎用百合子"
<21:18:59> "汎用百合子": Banhammer
<21:19:16> "汎用百合子": No
<21:19:31> "汎用百合子": Kappa
<21:19:51> "変態魔法猫ザカちゃん": はんよう ゆりこ,... idk
<21:20:30> "汎用百合子" is now known as "魔法少女汎用百合子"

「Zaka asks about what the name's meant to be, hanyou is like "general purpose」
<21:20:39> "魔法少女汎用百合子": It's true lol
<21:21:06> "変態魔法猫ザカちゃん": 二子
<21:21:58> "魔法少女汎用百合子": It was meant to be generic
<21:22:01> "魔法少女汎用百合子": but general purpose is ok too
<21:23:13> "魔法少女汎用百合子" is now known as "伝説魔法少女汎用百合子"
<21:23:37> "伝説魔法少女汎用百合子" is now known as "伝説魔法少女汎用百合子ちゃん"
<21:23:43> "伝説魔法少女汎用百合子ちゃん": Am I cool yet

「No, you need to add more kanji to be cool」
<21:24:16> "伝説魔法少女汎用百合子ちゃん" is now known as "伝説魔法美少女汎用百合子ちゃん"
<21:25:04> "伝説魔法美少女汎用百合子ちゃん" is now known as "世界一番伝説魔法美少女汎用百合子ちゃん"
<21:25:13> "世界一番伝説魔法美少女汎用百合子ちゃん": Teeku
<21:25:18> You are now known as "変態魔法勇者幽霊猫ザカちゃん"
<21:26:05> "世界一番伝説魔法美少女汎用百合子ちゃん": せかい いちばん でんせつ まほう びしょうじょ はんよう ゆりっこちゃん
<21:26:15> You are now known as "変態魔法勇者幽霊猫座下ちゃん"
<21:26:35> You are now known as "宇宙一番変態魔法勇者幽霊猫座下ちゃん"
<21:26:40> "世界一番伝説魔法美少女汎用百合子ちゃん" is now known as "世界一番可愛伝説魔法美少女汎用百合子ちゃん"
<21:26:53> "世界一番可愛伝説魔法美少女汎用百合子ちゃん": I should make a fuwa account with this name

「Pls, you want い in there for 可愛い」
<21:27:00> "世界一番可愛伝説魔法美少女汎用百合子ちゃん": It doesn't have to
<21:27:02> "世界一番可愛伝説魔法美少女汎用百合子ちゃん": I mean
<21:27:07> "世界一番可愛伝説魔法美少女汎用百合子ちゃん": If i were to be grammatically correct..
<21:27:09> "世界一番可愛伝説魔法美少女汎用百合子ちゃん": Kappa
<21:27:51> "grievioos": what are you even reading
<21:27:58> "世界一番可愛伝説魔法美少女汎用百合子ちゃん" is now known as "世界一番可憐伝説魔法美少女汎用百合子ちゃん"
<21:28:02> "世界一番可憐伝説魔法美少女汎用百合子ちゃん": Found a replacement
<21:28:03> "世界一番可憐伝説魔法美少女汎用百合子ちゃん": 可憐

「Oh god, that is so cute (Karen, means sweet/touchingly lovely etc), imma steal it」
<21:28:39> You are now known as "宇宙一可憐番変態魔法勇者幽霊猫座下ちゃん"
<21:28:41> "世界一番可憐伝説魔法美少女汎用百合子ちゃん": Wait
<21:28:42> "世界一番可憐伝説魔法美少女汎用百合子ちゃん": last touch
<21:28:46> "世界一番可憐伝説魔法美少女汎用百合子ちゃん" is now known as "世界一番可憐伝説魔法美少女汎用百合子ちゃんー☆"
<21:28:52> "宇宙一可憐番変態魔法勇者幽霊猫座下ちゃん": hmm
<21:29:05> "世界一番可憐伝説魔法美少女汎用百合子ちゃんー☆": 完璧です
<21:29:48> You are now known as "宇宙☆一可憐変態態魔法勇者幽霊猫座下ちゃん"
<21:30:22> You are now known as "宇宙一番可憐変態態魔法勇者幽霊猫座下☆ちゃん"
<21:30:47> "宇宙一番可憐変態態魔法勇者幽霊猫座下☆ちゃん": welp
<21:30:52> "世界一番可憐伝説魔法美少女汎用百合子ちゃんー☆" is now known as "世界一番可憐伝説魔法美少女汎用百合子ちゃん☆"
<21:31:01> "世界一番可憐伝説魔法美少女汎用百合子ちゃん☆": I'm naming my child this
<21:31:04> "宇宙一番可憐変態態魔法勇者幽霊猫座下☆ちゃん": lol
<21:31:18> You are now known as "宇宙一番可憐番変態魔法勇者幽霊猫座下ちゃん☆"
<21:31:26> "宇宙一番可憐変態態魔法勇者幽霊猫座下ちゃん☆": にゃ~
<21:31:30> "世界一番可憐伝説魔法美少女汎用百合子ちゃん☆" was kicked from the server by "OriginalRen" (literally hitler)
<21:31:35> "宇宙一番可憐変態態魔法勇者幽霊猫座下ちゃん☆": lol
<21:31:40> "Nosebleed" connected to channel "Dank Meme's Center"
<21:31:44> "Nosebleed": Literally hitler
<21:31:59> "宇宙一番可憐変態態魔法勇者幽霊猫座下ちゃん☆": 世界一番可憐伝説魔法美少女汎用百合子ちゃん☆
<21:32:03> "宇宙一番可憐変態態魔法勇者幽霊猫座下ちゃん☆": if you want to change back
<21:32:08> "Nosebleed" is now known as "世界一番可憐伝説魔法美少女汎用百合子ちゃん☆"

「Run insults our Nosebleed's glorious name」
<21:32:10> "世界一番可憐伝説魔法美少女汎用百合子ちゃん☆": But
<21:32:11> "宇宙一番可憐番変態魔法勇者幽霊猫座下ちゃん☆": rawr
<21:32:13> "世界一番可憐伝説魔法美少女汎用百合子ちゃん☆": it's my child's name
<21:33:00> "世界一番可憐伝説魔法美少女汎用百合子ちゃん☆": In brazil
<21:33:02> "世界一番可憐伝説魔法美少女汎用百合子ちゃん☆": I could name my child this
<21:33:03> "世界一番可憐伝説魔法美少女汎用百合子ちゃん☆": Kappa
<21:33:10> "世界一番可憐伝説魔法美少女汎用百 子ちゃん☆": They have no laws for names
<21:33:18> "世界一番可憐伝説魔法美少女汎用百合子ちゃん☆": You can literally name your child frying pan
<21:33:39> "世界一番可憐伝説魔法美少女汎用百合子ちゃん☆": I know a lot of brazilian people with completely random names

 

We reached the name length limit... in style.

 

In case you're wondering, I'm uchuu ichiban karen hentai mahou yuusha yuurei neko zaka-chan ☆. Meanwhile, Nosebleed's sekai ichiban karen densetsu mahou bishoujo hanyou yuriko-chan ☆, w

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<21:58:00> "chingchongbingbongmoonrunspeak": is there an anime where idol groups fight to the death?

<21:58:08> "chingchongbingbongmoonrunspeak": 'cause I'd watch that probably

<21:58:56> "世界一番可憐伝説魔法美少女汎用百合子ちゃん☆": It'd probably sell

<21:59:00> "Down": It's called the IRL idol system

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<13:22:08> "Narcosis": Hopefully, I'll live long enough to see a quality cat girl sim
<13:23:05> "Narcosis": Although I'm not even sure what a "cat girl sim" could be about, lol
<13:23:16> "Narcosis": But I'd love to see it
<13:23:20> "Narcosis": Happen
<13:23:23> "arakura": forming their own nation
<13:23:37> "Narcosis": CIV styled game? hah
<13:23:39> "arakura": dedicated to the ancient heritage of the catgirl ethnicity
<13:23:56> "Narcosis": Erecting temples of Nya, world domination?
<13:24:04> "arakura": the emperor and his catgirl harem
<13:24:11> "arakura": it all adds up
<13:24:13> "Narcosis": Sounds good enough
<13:24:16> "arakura": the larger your nation, the larger the harem
<13:24:33> "arakura": and instead of a rival
<13:24:33> "Kawasumi": lel
<13:24:40> "arakura": there's an insurgence
<13:24:42> "arakura": from within
<13:24:48> "arakura": to take the throne
<13:24:50> "arakura": and thus your harem
<13:24:53> "Kawasumi": its sad because huniepop actually had good standards artwise
<13:24:58> "Kawasumi": and they even had voiceactors
<13:25:08> "Narcosis": "You are the chosen one. Lead the ancient heritage, dominate the world and bring it back to it's rightful owners?"
<13:25:16> "arakura": yes
<13:25:16> "Kawasumi": most OEVNs cant follow when it comes to that
<13:25:21> "arakura": then you choose your queen
<13:25:23> "Kawasumi": and they actually found good voiceactors lol
<13:25:40> "Kawasumi": also no audrey in huniecam = 0/10
<13:26:05> "Narcosis": inb4 cat girls were from space and created mankind as their servants
<13:26:14> "arakura": that's the space-age ending
<13:26:23> "arakura": :3

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<00:40:46> "Down": english is literally hitler

<00:40:59> "Flutterz": yes

<00:41:20> "Flutterz": it was actually a misunderstanding due to the wonky pronunciation rules in english

<00:41:26> "Flutterz": that causes 6 million jews to die

<00:41:47> "Flutterz": what they were trying to say is "I hate juice"

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<00:25:50> "Down": I have finals tomorrow and here I am watching Precure

<00:26:23> "Flutterz": I have finals tomorrow and here I am reading about you having finals tomorrow and watching Precure

<00:26:50> "kosamay": i don't have finals tomorrow and here I am watching Precure

<00:32:35> "Down": don't you have finals tomorrow ren?!

<00:35:51> "Flutterz": rens a fagit

<00:35:53> "Flutterz": so no

<00:46:39> "GetterEmperor" connected to channel "Privileged TeamSpeak"

<00:48:20> "GetterEmperor": Yo

<00:51:32> "Down": so emperor, do you have finals tomorrow too

<00:51:59> "GetterEmperor": Yeah

<00:52:08> "Flutterz": nice

<00:52:09> "Flutterz": watch precure

<00:52:17> "GetterEmperor": Already am

<00:52:21> "Down": good

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