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Whatever you prefer, it's fine by me.

 

 

I'm Texas Dice. I'm nineteen years old and probably not very useful.

 

My little self is living in nowhereville in the south of germany. My hometown-district fits right between city and nature, so I can live both worlds. It's nice and green here, the air is alright and the stars clearly visible at night.

 

Friends say, that I'm a nice and fun guy to hang out with, so I'll take their word for it. Mix that with (un?)healthy cynicism and you get the real person.

 

Actual abilities of mine are quite limited. I have good memory, like to cook and I'm good with animals. Count me out of math problems though, because numbers are my weakness. I could probably translate german, just in case anyone needs that service. Or if you simply want to hear a cool/weird sounding word, that is also okay (happens a lot, actually). 

 

 

What got me into visual novels? I've always liked the Ace Attorney series, ever since I got my first DS and I also kept the BlazBlue story mode as a pleasant experience in my mind. 

About a year ago, I got sick of todays movies and video games. I feel like nobody puts any effort into writing a good story or believable characters these days (I know a fair bit about writing and analyzing).

 

Then, someday when I was bored and looking for porn, I found Katawa Shoujo. I did not find porn that day, but I found what I've been looking for: A Story and characters I can relate to and actually care about. So, after that I've read other visual novels and discovered my passion for them (and romance stories).

 

My answer to the "tits or butt?" question is "legs" and my go to fetishes are kneesocks and love. That is basically everything, so let's get along, okay?

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Welcome to the community. I hope to see you around the forum.

 

My answer to the "tits or butt?" question is "legs" and my go to fetishes are kneesocks and love. That is basically everything, so let's get along, okay?

 

Leg master race. 

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Welcome to the forums. Hope you enjoy your stay here.

 

Thank you. I do too.

 

 

I don't think I have enough German in my blood to properly pronounce that word

 

Now the real question... What does that word mean?

 

Usually, that's the part where I tell people that it used to be a fancy title for noblemen in feudal europe. But that would be cruel here. 

 

 

Gabelstaplerfahrer means:

 

Forklift driver

 

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Then, someday when I was bored and looking for porn, I found Katawa Shoujo. I did not find porn that day, but I found what I've been looking for: A Story and characters I can relate to and actually care about. So, after that I've read other visual novels and discovered my passion for them (and romance stories).

 

My answer to the "tits or butt?" question is "legs" and my go to fetishes are kneesocks and love. That is basically everything, so let's get along, okay?

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Ich kann mich nur anschließen, eine wahrlich herrliche Vorstellung! Willkommen bei Fuwa!

I can totally relate with the second half of your post (except maybe finding KS while searching for porn). AA and BB are awesome VN hybrid series. And "kneesocks & love"...? Genius!

Well, I thought you would but a link to Gabelstaplerfahrer Klaus in that spoiler, I'm glad you didn't.

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Wow, what an amazing thing to wake up to. I thank everyone of you so much for the welcoming words. 

 

 

Ich kann mich nur anschließen, eine wahrlich herrliche Vorstellung! Willkommen bei Fuwa!

I can totally relate with the second half of your post (except maybe finding KS while searching for porn). AA and BB are awesome VN hybrid series. And "kneesocks & love"...? Genius!

Well, I thought you would but a link to Gabelstaplerfahrer Klaus in that spoiler, I'm glad you didn't.

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Everyone should know what Gabelstaplerfahrer Klaus is, seriously. Not knowing is a crime against humanity and good taste. I think we had it posted in some other thread, or maybe somewhere on Reddit, or the TS.

 

Always nice to see more Germans around, bring your friends and tell them about the glorious ass community. German Fuwanovel takeover meetup incoming!

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My answer to the "tits or butt?" question is "legs" and my go to fetishes are kneesocks and love. That is basically everything, so let's get along, okay?

 

Mah nigga. You know your stuff.

 

 

Dropped:

Everything I've seen from Akabei Soft2. I don't get into their smuggish Protagonists and creepy settings. Makes me feel really uncomfortable and confused.

 

I guess they're just not for you.

I personally think the ones from AkaBEiSoft2 are good.

 

Anyway, hey there.

Welcome to the forums~!

May you enjoy your time here with us (me). <3

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Mah nigga. You know your stuff.

 

 

 

I guess they're just not for you.

I personally think the ones from AkaBEiSoft2 are good.

 

 

Anyway, hey there.

Welcome to the forums~!

May you enjoy your time here with us (me). <3

 

I guess I do.

 

 

That was what I was trying to get across. I understand that all the reviews can't come from nowhere, but it's really not my jam.

 

 

I have too much time anyway, so I might as well enjoy it.  :>

 

Everyone should know what Gabelstaplerfahrer Klaus is, seriously. Not knowing is a crime against humanity and good taste. I think we had it posted in some other thread, or maybe somewhere on Reddit, or the TS.

 

Always nice to see more Germans around, bring your friends and tell them about the glorious ass community. German Fuwanovel takeover meetup incoming!

 

I couldn't sleep for days after seeing that. Probably because I was too busy laughing or covering in fear. Probably both.

 

Most if my friends aren't into "asian" stuff and if they are, it's just anime. (The kids these days are too lazy to read, I tell ya...). I'm fine with the Übername.. eh meetup plan, as long as no one is wearing a certain hat from the 80s. 

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Hello! Welcome mong us and enjoy your stay! If you like legs, you should try watching "Panty and Stocking with Gartebelt", it's a pretty funny anime (with a lot of legs!)

 

Have a rabbit:

 

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