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[00:56:48] *** Sajaki has beard envy of joris ***
[00:57:25] Joris Koevoets: As you should, it's quite amazing to be perfectly honest.
[00:58:05] Sajaki: mine's got about 2inches of length now. Its starting to grow properly
[00:58:07] Joris Koevoets: I have noticed a tendency with myself, where I subconsciously say British-sounding things whenever a Brit is around.
[00:58:48] Sajaki: did you just let it grow or do you have tips for a fellow facial hair cultivator?
[00:59:00] Joris Koevoets: Let it grooow
[00:59:04] Joris Koevoets: let it groooow
[00:59:14] Joris Koevoets: don't touch the razor anymooooore
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[27/12/14 22:28:12] HMN: u chome
[27/12/14 22:28:19] HMN: show me your chome-ness
[27/12/14 22:28:20] hsmsful: shut up u chome chome chome
[27/12/14 22:28:24] HMN: you chome lewd chome
[27/12/14 22:28:29] HMN: LOL
[27/12/14 22:28:29] hsmsful: shut the chome up
[27/12/14 22:28:36] HMN: don't chome me!
[27/12/14 22:28:36] Jptje: Guys ._.
[27/12/14 22:28:39] Kenny "ネイト" Santoso{BK 201}: stop with the chome..it will make Jay wanna sing Chome chome
[27/12/14 22:28:40] HMN: wat?
[27/12/14 22:28:48] HMN: it's chome!
[27/12/14 22:28:51] HMN: right?
[27/12/14 22:28:51] hsmsful: HMN, wanna see my chome?
[27/12/14 22:28:56] HMN: yes please
[27/12/14 22:29:02] hsmsful: no chome u
[27/12/14 22:29:08] HMN: =3=
[27/12/14 22:29:11] hsmsful: I would never let u see my precious chome
[27/12/14 22:29:18] HMN: fine no chome melons for you
[27/12/14 22:29:22] Kenny "ネイト" Santoso{BK 201}: On 27/12/14, at 22:29, hsmsful wrote:
> I would never let u see my precious chome
Virgin 4ever
[27/12/14 22:29:22] HMN: cho,e
[27/12/14 22:29:37] hsmsful: don't wanna the chome melons
[27/12/14 22:29:41] hsmsful: from a palestinian
[27/12/14 22:29:45] Nagisa Loli Fawkes (Tachibana Yume): : 3
[27/12/14 22:29:47] HMN: they're MY melons : 3
[27/12/14 22:29:49] hsmsful: u chome chome
[27/12/14 22:29:50] HMN: chome
[27/12/14 22:29:58] hsmsful: shut up, u chome
[27/12/14 22:30:00] HMN: the end is near
[27/12/14 22:30:01] HMN: chome
[27/12/14 22:30:10] HMN: i'll chome you hard in your chome
[27/12/14 22:30:14] hsmsful: I shall fight u till the end
[27/12/14 22:30:21] hsmsful: my chome will be the last standing
[27/12/14 22:30:22] hsmsful: chome
[27/12/14 22:30:26] hsmsful: u chometard
[27/12/14 22:30:28] HMN: chome
[27/12/14 22:30:37] hsmsful: hsmsful chomes HMN
[27/12/14 22:30:41] Nagisa Loli Fawkes (Tachibana Yume): Chome your mouth, chome face.
[27/12/14 22:30:43] HMN: nuoooooooooo
[27/12/14 22:30:50] HMN: my precious chome
[27/12/14 22:30:55] HMN: nuooooooo
[27/12/14 22:30:58] HMN: it was stolen
[27/12/14 22:31:01] HMN: senpai halp
[27/12/14 22:31:04] hsmsful: get rekt
[27/12/14 22:31:08] HMN: nuo
[27/12/14 22:31:09] Nagisa Loli Fawkes (Tachibana Yume): Get chomed.
 
 
Today's karaoke session in a nutshell...
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[0:08:49] HMN: ...
[0:08:51] HMN: ...
[0:08:52] HMN: ;_;
[0:08:59] HMN: nii-sama no baka
[0:08:59] hsmsful: I WILL JUST LEAVE
[0:09:01] hsmsful: FUCK THIS
[0:09:02] HMN: wait
[0:09:04] HMN: wait
[0:09:05] HMN: wait
[0:09:08] hsmsful: wut
[0:09:13] HMN: turn around
[0:09:18] hsmsful: ....
[0:09:19] HMN: blieve me
[0:09:22] *** hsmsful leaves ***
[0:09:29] HMN: no BJ for u
[0:09:39] hsmsful: you don't tell someone
[0:09:41] hsmsful: to turn around
[0:09:43] hsmsful: to give him
[0:09:45] hsmsful: a bj
[0:09:47] hsmsful: ok?
[0:09:53] hsmsful: fucking learn how to have sex
[0:09:57] hsmsful: before you do anything
[0:09:58] HMN: yes it's backwards
[0:10:00] hsmsful: you ignorant fool
[0:10:02] HMN: so i can use oppai
[0:10:03] HMN: duh
[0:10:08] HMN: stupid nii-sama
[0:10:27] hsmsful: or you will just get a strapon
[0:10:32] hsmsful: and use it to penetrate my ass
[0:10:36] hsmsful: like the s u ae
[0:10:39] hsmsful: are*
[0:10:58] HMN: i won't
[0:11:18] Jptje: hsm
[0:11:19] Jptje: http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=7699173

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[22/12/2014 03:54:26] Jingxy:but many people in hangzhou can speak english
[22/12/2014 03:55:06] Chris: I don't know, but nobody speaks it! I went the McDonald's the other day and they didn't know what a "pepsi" was >.>
[22/12/2014 03:56:35] Jingxy: thats weird.many chinese can speak some english
[22/12/2014 03:56:45] Chris: it was only after that, that I learned something shocking about China.
[22/12/2014 03:56:54] Chris: you call pepsi "kele"
[22/12/2014 03:57:07] Chris: so you make no difference between coke and pepsi. what have I got myself into ._.
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[22/12/2014 03:54:26] Jingxy:but many people in hangzhou can speak english
[22/12/2014 03:55:06] Chris: I don't know, but nobody speaks it! I went the McDonald's the other day and they didn't know what a "pepsi" was >.>
[22/12/2014 03:56:35] Jingxy: thats weird.many chinese can speak some english
[22/12/2014 03:56:45] Chris: it was only after that, that I learned something shocking about China.
[22/12/2014 03:56:54] Chris: you call pepsi "kele"
[22/12/2014 03:57:07] Chris: so you make no difference between coke and pepsi. what have I got myself into ._.

 

what skype group is that from? lol

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[03/01/15 20:50:30] Sakurai Hanzo 桜井半蔵: Nagi unleash your inner Oldbag
[03/01/15 20:50:53] Sakurai Hanzo 桜井半蔵: Everyone has an Oldbag hidden inside of them, the purpose of life is to find it
 
Meanwhile in karaoke...
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