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Note: holy shit dis post suddenly popped up before mine, this was in response to hanako's capt obvious post

That's not really correct though, sperm can survive in the womb for like 7 days or something, it's probably more likely that the egg traveled down to the womb much later rather than that day as it survives ~1 day only... granted, this assumed that you considers the moment the sperm penetrates the egg as coming into existence... I hope you remember this from sex ed

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11 minutes ago, Zakamutt said:

Note: holy shit dis post suddenly popped up before mine, this was in response to hanako's capt obvious post

That's not really correct though, sperm can survive in the womb for like 7 days or something, it's probably more likely that the egg traveled down to the womb much later rather than that day as it survives ~1 day only... granted, this assumed that you considers the moment the sperm penetrates the egg as coming into existence... I hope you remember this from sex ed

damn look how your comment pollued the group :rimu:Ā (nsfw)

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[2:33:12] hsmsful (The Totally not so Alive Gavel Furu): http://forums.fuwanovel.net/topic/6151-unforgettable-skype-quotes/?do=findComment&comment=370761why are u stating the obvious lol
[2:33:33] Sarayne~: [2:32] hsmsful (The Totally not so Alive Gavel Furu):Ā 

<<< knowing is half the battleknowledge is power
[2:33:49] hsmsful (The Totally not so Alive Gavel Furu): And I know a lot
[2:34:28] hsmsful (The Totally not so Alive Gavel Furu): I LEARN
[2:34:45] hsmsful (The Totally not so Alive Gavel Furu): also according to my biology classes, sperm can survive for sure for 2-3 days while ova survive for 1 day
[2:34:49] hsmsful (The Totally not so Alive Gavel Furu): or 2
[2:35:12] å¤‰ę…‹é­”ę³•ēŒ«ć‚¶ć‚«ć”悃悓 [' . W . ']: 2-3 eh
[2:35:18] å¤‰ę…‹é­”ę³•ēŒ«ć‚¶ć‚«ć”悃悓 [' . W . ']: I completely forgot really w
[2:35:20] hsmsful (The Totally not so Alive Gavel Furu): ofc this depends on the immunization of the sperms and the acidity of the uterus
[2:35:28] hsmsful (The Totally not so Alive Gavel Furu): so it can differ according to organisms
[2:35:32] hsmsful (The Totally not so Alive Gavel Furu): but that's the pretty common
[2:35:45] å¤‰ę…‹é­”ę³•ēŒ«ć‚¶ć‚«ć”悃悓 [' . W . ']: so you didn't go to a ghetto school then, interesting
[2:35:47 | ModifiƩ (2:36:43)] hsmsful (The Totally not so Alive Gavel Furu): so yeah if you don't want a baby, use contraceptive methods and don't be arsed to check which day is safe and which is not

but thanks to that I know that there is a lot of part of me still waiting in the dustbinĀ :kosame:

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6 hours ago, KosakiFag said:

You think of it as a game?

You're on a whole new level, Funya.

Nice save kekĀ 

6 hours ago, Zakamutt said:

Note: holy shit dis post suddenly popped up before mine, this was in response to hanako's capt obvious post

That's not really correct though, sperm can survive in the womb for like 7 days or something, it's probably more likely that the egg traveled down to the womb much later rather than that day as it survives ~1 day only... granted, this assumed that you considers the moment the sperm penetrates the egg as coming into existence... I hope you remember this from sex ed

I Ā thought of stating this as well but it was 2am

Well done sir

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http://hpics.li/66929d9Ā (all NSFW)

http://hpics.li/0a375c7

http://hpics.li/ed88768Ā (a little mor context than the pic Funya posted)

Ā 

beware this is the Ā point of no-return (nsfw)

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[22:47:31] Yiğit ƖzƧelik: that reminds me
[22:47:37] Yiğit ƖzƧelik: this is seventh grade
[22:47:38] Yiğit ƖzƧelik: d
[22:47:45] Yiğit ƖzƧelik: dad picks me up from school
[22:47:48] Yiğit ƖzƧelik: on the way home
[22:47:54] Yiğit ƖzƧelik: he, out of fucking nowhere, goes
[22:47:59] Mugi: who tf needs a girlfriend
[22:48:03] Mugi: normies
[22:48:22] Yiğit ƖzƧelik: "you know, sometimes when you're sleeping, something will come out of your peepee and it isn't piss"
[22:48:57] Yiğit ƖzƧelik: I wanted to jump out of the damn car
[22:49:04] hsmsful (The Totally not so Alive Gavel Furu): Yiğit ƖzƧelik - Today 11:47 PM
> [23:46:43] hsmsful (The Totally not so Alive Gavel Furu): get me a gfĀ 

<<< is that a legit thing

like

"get me" a gf
Do you mean like language-wise? Or actual meaning and ofc it's a joke
[22:49:18] Yiğit ƖzƧelik: oh k den
[22:49:44] hsmsful (The Totally not so Alive Gavel Furu): Yiğit ƖzƧelik - Today 11:49 PM
> "you know, sometimes when you're sleeping, something will come out of your peepee and it isn't piss"
wow my dad said the same to me
[22:49:57] hsmsful (The Totally not so Alive Gavel Furu): It never happened to me thou
[22:50:19 | ModifiĆ© (22:50:31)] - Ļ‰esley || Asonn: my dad haven't told me anything, only when you fuck wear a fucking condom so you don't make the same mistake I did
[22:50:19] Yiğit ƖzƧelik: [22:49] hsmsful (The Totally not so Alive Gavel Furu):Ā 

<<< wow my dad said the same to mehe once out of the blue told me that "in university we watched German porn with my friends, we were just curious of course"
[22:50:34] Yiğit ƖzƧelik: the same mistake I did...wait....
[22:50:56] Yiğit ƖzƧelik: that must've hurt dude lol
[22:51:02 | ModifiƩ (22:51:10)] Nagisa Fawkes: What's different about German porn?
[22:51:08] - Ļ‰esley || Asonn: nah, I know it just for fun
[22:51:10] Yiğit ƖzƧelik: [22:50] Nagisa Fawkes:Ā 

<<< What's different about German pron?IDK fucking ask him yourself
[22:51:24] Yiğit ƖzƧelik: also this one time
[22:51:26] - Ļ‰esley || Asonn: and I'm the second son, so yeah..
[22:51:30] Yiğit ƖzƧelik: this woman from our school
[22:51:37] Yiğit ƖzƧelik: messaged me on FB
[22:51:46] Yiğit ƖzƧelik: said stuff like "I'm horny, fuck me"
[22:51:53] Nagisa Fawkes: [22:51] - Ļ‰esley || Asonn:Ā 

<<< and I'm the second son, so yeah..So the mistake was your brother/sister?
[22:52:06] - Ļ‰esley || Asonn: probably my brother
[22:52:11] Yiğit ƖzƧelik: [22:50] Nagisa Fawkes:Ā 

<<< What's different about German pron?fool me once...
[22:52:25] Nagisa Fawkes: DAMMIT
[22:52:32] Nagisa Fawkes: STOP QUOTING MY TYPOS
[22:52:34] Nagisa Fawkes: THAT'S MEAN
[22:52:42] Yiğit ƖzƧelik: I didn't mean to quote you ffs
[22:52:51] Yiğit ƖzƧelik: So the mistake was your brother/sister?wanted to quote this
[22:53:29] hsmsful (The Totally not so Alive Gavel Furu): Yiğit ƖzƧelik - Today 11:52 PM
> said stuff like "I'm horny, fuck me"
Fuck her Kappa
[22:53:50] - Ļ‰esley || Asonn: ^
[22:54:02] Nagisa Fawkes: No, don't fuck MILFs
[22:54:03] Yiğit ƖzƧelik: [22:53] hsmsful (The Totally not so Alive Gavel Furu):Ā 

<<< Fuck her Kappathis was in fifth grade
[22:54:05] Nagisa Fawkes: That's disgusting
[22:54:13] - Ļ‰esley || Asonn: more reason to do so..
[22:54:15] Yiğit ƖzƧelik: and I was just like "lolwut"
[22:54:43] - Ļ‰esley || Asonn: I actually should go out and find or hook up with someone for once..
[22:54:44] hsmsful (The Totally not so Alive Gavel Furu): >horny
>fifth grade,
Bitch , her hormones haven't even developped yet
[22:55:02] Yiğit ƖzƧelik: [22:54] hsmsful (The Totally not so Alive Gavel Furu):Ā 

<<< Bitch , her hormones haven't even developped yetShe's a fucking adult

I WAS IN FIFTH GRADE
[22:55:05] hsmsful (The Totally not so Alive Gavel Furu): Nagisa Fawkes - Today 11:54 PM
> That's disgusting
Stfu lolicon
[22:55:13] Yiğit ƖzƧelik: [22:55] hsmsful (The Totally not so Alive Gavel Furu):Ā 

<<< Stfu loliconseconded
[22:55:18] hsmsful (The Totally not so Alive Gavel Furu): Yiğit ƖzƧelik - Today 11:55 PM
> [23:54:40] hsmsful (The Totally not so Alive Gavel Furu): Bitch , her hormones haven't even developped yet

<<< She's a fucking adult

I WAS IN FIFTH GRADE
Oh
[22:55:20] hsmsful (The Totally not so Alive Gavel Furu): Wait
[22:55:23] hsmsful (The Totally not so Alive Gavel Furu): Daaaayum
[22:55:28] hsmsful (The Totally not so Alive Gavel Furu): Daaaaaaaaaayum
[22:55:30] Hanako ē™¾åˆ: Shotacon
[22:55:31] Yiğit ƖzƧelik: so basically
[22:55:39] Yiğit ƖzƧelik: I deflected the best bootycall ever
[22:55:39] Vongalaxy: loli>milf
[22:55:46 | SupprimĆ© (22:55:49)] Yiğit ƖzƧelik: Ce message a Ć©tĆ© supprimĆ©
[22:55:52] Hanako ē™¾åˆ: SHOTACON! SHOTACON! SHOTACON!
[22:56:02] ę¾: oh well, now we know why yigit has a fetish kek
[22:56:22] Yiğit ƖzƧelik: [22:55] ę¾:Ā 

<<< oh well, now we know why yigit has a fetish kekniigga me and milfs got history
[22:56:43] Yiğit ƖzƧelik: so basically my first porn was when I was like 6 or 8 or something
[22:56:53] Yiğit ƖzƧelik: my mom had this maternity guidebook
[22:56:56] Yiğit ƖzƧelik: and the thing is
[22:57:00] - Ļ‰esley || Asonn: wow, I feel old already...
[22:57:22] Yiğit ƖzƧelik: it had photos of this pregnant naked woman from the belly and up
[22:57:30] hsmsful (The Totally not so Alive Gavel Furu): Anyone past 20 years old is old
[22:57:39] Yiğit ƖzƧelik: and like, was recording a woman's changes during pregnancy
[22:57:44] hsmsful (The Totally not so Alive Gavel Furu): Yiğit ƖzƧelik - Today 11:58 PM
> it had photos of this pregnant naked woman from the belly and up
You call this porn?
[22:57:46] Yiğit ƖzƧelik: boobs and everything
[22:57:53] - Ļ‰esley || Asonn: I'm 19 not 20 yet..
[22:57:54] Yiğit ƖzƧelik: [22:57] hsmsful (The Totally not so Alive Gavel Furu):Ā 

<<< You call this porn?nigga I was 8
[22:57:59] - Ļ‰esley || Asonn: still have 5 months to go
[22:58:15] Yiğit ƖzƧelik: the best thing is
[22:58:16] hsmsful (The Totally not so Alive Gavel Furu): - Ļ‰esley || Asonn - Today 11:58 PM
> still have 5 months to go
Rip youth
[22:58:24] Yiğit ƖzƧelik: the book's been lost to me for years
[22:58:25] Yiğit ƖzƧelik: so
[22:58:25] Vongalaxy: heh
[22:58:33] Vongalaxy: I watched porn when I was about 6
[22:58:34] Yiğit ƖzƧelik: I went to the school infirmary for something
[22:58:55] hsmsful (The Totally not so Alive Gavel Furu): I never got horny seeing women's bodies till sixth grade aka when I was 12
[22:58:57] Yiğit ƖzƧelik: and THE FUCKING SCHOOL INFIRMARY HAS A COPY OF SAID MATERNITY GUIDEBOOK
[22:59:02] Vongalaxy: I was in this flash game site
[22:59:09] Vongalaxy: and got bored of all the games
[22:59:13] Vongalaxy: so I explore all the genres
[22:59:17] Vongalaxy: which includes 18+
[22:59:27] Yiğit ƖzƧelik: [22:59] Vongalaxy:Ā 

<<< which includes 18+THAT PARENTING
[22:59:28] Vongalaxy: played a couple 18+ games with my bro
[22:59:37] Vongalaxy: totally not awkward
[22:59:41] Yiğit ƖzƧelik: [22:59] Vongalaxy:Ā 

<<< with my brothis is going places
[22:59:52] Vongalaxy: meh
[22:59:53] hsmsful (The Totally not so Alive Gavel Furu): I fapped the first time I got horny, I even sometimes fapped in front of my mother to porn on pc and she would make it like she didn't

[read the post above]


[23:04:39] ę¾: I like the one with the guy getting addicted to prostate orgasms more doe
[23:04:58] hsmsful (The Totally not so Alive Gavel Furu): That was my story with fapping and family for 6 years
[23:05:03] Hanako ē™¾åˆ: and THE FUCKING SCHOOL INFIRMARY HAS A COPY OF SAID MATERNITY GUIDEBOOKand thus Yigit's fetish for pregnant woman bloomed
[23:06:09] Yiğit ƖzƧelik: [23:04] Hanako ē™¾åˆ:Ā 

<<< [7 Şubat 2016 Pazar 23:58] Yiğit ƖzƧelik:Ā 

<<< and THE FUCKING SCHOOL INFIRMARY HAS A COPY OF SAID MATERNITY GUIDEBOOKYiğit ƖzƧelik, Yesterday 23:58and thus Yigit's fetish for pregnant woman bloomedIt might be honestly
[23:06:15] hsmsful (The Totally not so Alive Gavel Furu): Rofl
[23:06:16] Yiğit ƖzƧelik: 3D preggos are ugly AF tho
[23:06:27] hsmsful (The Totally not so Alive Gavel Furu): 3D milfs are ugly
[23:06:31] Hanako ē™¾åˆ: I swear this whole convo will be quoted x)
[23:06:35] Yiğit ƖzƧelik: [23:04] hsmsful (The Totally not so Alive Gavel Furu):Ā 

<<< That was my story with fapping and family for 6 yearsthis is one of the best things I've ever read in here
[23:06:37] hsmsful (The Totally not so Alive Gavel Furu): 2manywrinkles4me
[23:06:37] Sarayne~: [23:06] hsmsful (The Totally not so Alive Gavel Furu):Ā 

<<< 3D milfs are uglyfuck you
[23:06:52] Sarayne~: i love hanako
[23:07:19] hsmsful (The Totally not so Alive Gavel Furu): Yiğit ƖzƧelik - Today 12:07 AM
> [00:04:54] hsmsful (The Totally not so Alive Gavel Furu): That was my story with fapping and family for 6 years

<<< this is one of the best things I've ever read in here
This is probably the first time I talked about this story now that I think about it

[23:08:12] hsmsful (The Totally not so Alive Gavel Furu): What is life......
[23:08:15] Yiğit ƖzƧelik: you are a god among men
[23:09:10] hsmsful (The Totally not so Alive Gavel Furu): I am a naiive guy
[23:09:15] ę¾: I fap to preggo 3d sex occasionally
[23:09:22] hsmsful (The Totally not so Alive Gavel Furu): I fapped for one whole year without knowing what I was doing
[23:09:22] Sarayne~: same
[23:09:38] hsmsful (The Totally not so Alive Gavel Furu): Like a fucking animal
[23:09:45] ę¾: lol

Ā 

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18 minutes ago, Zakamutt said:

On Mounting


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Goddammit Zaka... This was a very shameful event for me (T_T)
Btw, why does your Skype look so old?

Ā 

14 minutes ago, madvanced said:

mounting and loli can have a totally different meaning together, well this is @Nagisa_FawkesĀ we are talking about after all (Ā“惻Ļ‰ćƒ»`).

I didn't even think of that... Why did YOU think of mounting lolis, ēˆ¶äøŠ?

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Truth will appear before you, whether you want it or not :holo:

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[1:01:51] Noel (aka madvanced) ć€é­”åŒć€‘ (Ā“ę®»Ļ‰č™š`): wait, are you searching for your true self now? (Ā“惻Ļ‰ćƒ»`)
[1:02:04] Noel (aka madvanced) ć€é­”åŒć€‘ (Ā“ę®»Ļ‰č™š`): ć‚·ćƒ§ćƒƒć‚Æ恠
[1:02:17] Vokoca: My true self is an empty shelf burried somewher eunder the heaps of despair
[1:02:35] Vokoca: There's no way to look for it (Ā“惻Ļ‰ćƒ»`)
[1:02:37] Noel (aka madvanced) ć€é­”åŒć€‘ (Ā“ę®»Ļ‰č™š`): [1:02] Vokoca:Ā 

<<< somewher eunder

obligatory innsmouth typo
[1:03:04] Hanako ē™¾åˆ: listening to fortissimo op youtube recomend me Hatsusaku op pls (/Ļ‰ļ¼¼)
[1:03:05] Vokoca: Yeah I am getting worse with proper spacing each day
[1:03:05] Noel (aka madvanced) ć€é­”åŒć€‘ (Ā“ę®»Ļ‰č™š`): [1:02] Vokoca:Ā 

<<< shelf

another one!?
[1:03:11] Vokoca: I guess my fingers are RIP kek
[1:03:24] Vokoca: shelf
[1:03:27] Vokoca: ... wait what?
[1:03:31] Vokoca: But... how?
[1:03:33] Vokoca: HOW????????
[1:03:36] Vokoca: (Ā“ ; Ļ‰ ; `)
[1:03:38] Noel (aka madvanced) ć€é­”åŒć€‘ (Ā“ę®»Ļ‰č™š`): (rofl)
[1:04:04] Noel (aka madvanced) ć€é­”åŒć€‘ (Ā“ę®»Ļ‰č™š`): you're just an empty shelf, you can't store books, rip ē‰©čŖž
[1:04:05] Vokoca: I will blame this on having only slept 3 hours the past two days, t-totally legit excuse you guys D:
[1:04:11] Noel (aka madvanced) ć€é­”åŒć€‘ (Ā“ę®»Ļ‰č™š`): (Ā“鬼Ļ‰ä»`)
[1:04:17] Vokoca: [1:04] Noel (aka madvanced) ć€é­”åŒć€‘ (Ā“ę®»Ļ‰č™š`):Ā 

<<< you're just an empty shelf, you can't store books, rip ē‰©čŖž

wait
[1:04:25] Vokoca: inb4 that would actually explain why my memory is so shit
[1:04:30] Vokoca: WHY IS THIS LEGIT
[1:04:49] Vokoca: I am finding out things about myself I never wanted to know!
[1:04:58] Noel (aka madvanced) ć€é­”åŒć€‘ (Ā“ę®»Ļ‰č™š`): with each innsmouth, we get one step closer to the truth D:

Ā 

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14 hours ago, Hanako said:

Truth will appear before you, whether you want it or not :holo:

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[1:01:51] Noel (aka madvanced) ć€é­”åŒć€‘ (Ā“ę®»Ļ‰č™š`): wait, are you searching for your true self now? (Ā“惻Ļ‰ćƒ»`)
[1:02:04] Noel (aka madvanced) ć€é­”åŒć€‘ (Ā“ę®»Ļ‰č™š`): ć‚·ćƒ§ćƒƒć‚Æ恠
[1:02:17] Vokoca: My true self is an empty shelf burried somewher eunder the heaps of despair
[1:02:35] Vokoca: There's no way to look for it (Ā“惻Ļ‰ćƒ»`)
[1:02:37] Noel (aka madvanced) ć€é­”åŒć€‘ (Ā“ę®»Ļ‰č™š`): [1:02] Vokoca:Ā 

<<< somewher eunder

obligatory innsmouth typo
[1:03:04] Hanako ē™¾åˆ: listening to fortissimo op youtube recomend me Hatsusaku op pls (/Ļ‰ļ¼¼)
[1:03:05] Vokoca: Yeah I am getting worse with proper spacing each day
[1:03:05] Noel (aka madvanced) ć€é­”åŒć€‘ (Ā“ę®»Ļ‰č™š`): [1:02] Vokoca:Ā 

<<< shelf

another one!?
[1:03:11] Vokoca: I guess my fingers are RIP kek
[1:03:24] Vokoca: shelf
[1:03:27] Vokoca: ... wait what?
[1:03:31] Vokoca: But... how?
[1:03:33] Vokoca: HOW????????
[1:03:36] Vokoca: (Ā“ ; Ļ‰ ; `)
[1:03:38] Noel (aka madvanced) ć€é­”åŒć€‘ (Ā“ę®»Ļ‰č™š`): (rofl)
[1:04:04] Noel (aka madvanced) ć€é­”åŒć€‘ (Ā“ę®»Ļ‰č™š`): you're just an empty shelf, you can't store books, rip ē‰©čŖž
[1:04:05] Vokoca: I will blame this on having only slept 3 hours the past two days, t-totally legit excuse you guys D:
[1:04:11] Noel (aka madvanced) ć€é­”åŒć€‘ (Ā“ę®»Ļ‰č™š`): (Ā“鬼Ļ‰ä»`)
[1:04:17] Vokoca: [1:04] Noel (aka madvanced) ć€é­”åŒć€‘ (Ā“ę®»Ļ‰č™š`):Ā 

<<< you're just an empty shelf, you can't store books, rip ē‰©čŖž

wait
[1:04:25] Vokoca: inb4 that would actually explain why my memory is so shit
[1:04:30] Vokoca: WHY IS THIS LEGIT
[1:04:49] Vokoca: I am finding out things about myself I never wanted to know!
[1:04:58] Noel (aka madvanced) ć€é­”åŒć€‘ (Ā“ę®»Ļ‰č™š`): with each innsmouth, we get one step closer to the truth D:

Ā 

Now I have to imagine something going "I AM SHADOW VOKO, THE TRUE SHELF"Ā 

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20 hours ago, Funyarinpa said:

Now I have to imagine something going "I AM SHADOW VOKO, THE TRUE SHELF"Ā 

Kara no Shoujo would also be about a girl searching for her true shelf, where she can store herself in. (Ā“惻Ļ‰ćƒ»`)

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