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[2016/01/24 15:44:23] Hanako 百合: vndb quote "no translation"
top kek xD
[2016/01/24 15:44:24] Vokoca: [2016年1月24日 15:43] Noel 【魔同】 (aka madvanced): 

<<<  I'm live目が・・・ (´ ; ω ; ‘)
[2016/01/24 15:44:31] Noel 【魔同】 (aka madvanced): wat
[2016/01/24 15:44:38] Noel 【魔同】 (aka madvanced): how did I write that???
[2016/01/24 15:44:42] Noel 【魔同】 (aka madvanced): what is this?
[2016/01/24 15:44:43] Vokoca: :D:D:D
[2016/01/24 15:44:44] Ashbell™ 【灰鐘】: i live
[2016/01/24 15:44:44] Elias: [2016年1月24日 15:43] Noel 【魔同】 (aka madvanced): 

<<<  I'm live
[2016/01/24 15:44:46] Vokoca: I know that feel
[2016/01/24 15:44:48] Elias: [2016年1月24日 15:43] Noel 【魔同】 (aka madvanced): 

<<<  I'm live[2016年1月24日 15:43] Noel 【魔同】 (aka madvanced): 

<<<  I'm live[2016年1月24日 15:43] Noel 【魔同】 (aka madvanced): 

<<<  I'm live[2016年1月24日 15:43] Noel 【魔同】 (aka madvanced): 

<<<  I'm live[2016年1月24日 15:43] Noel 【魔同】 (aka madvanced): 

<<<  I'm live[2016年1月24日 15:43] Noel 【魔同】 (aka madvanced): 

<<<  I'm live
[2016/01/24 15:44:59] Noel 【魔同】 (aka madvanced): did the elections today rip me that much?
[2016/01/24 15:45:08] Hanako 百合:  I'm live[2016年1月24日 15:43] Noel 【魔同】 (aka madvanced): 

<<<  I'm live[2016年1月24日 15:43] Noel 【魔同】 (aka madvanced): 

<<<  I'm live[2016年1月24日 15:43] Noel 【魔同】 (aka madvanced): 

<<<  I'm live[2016年1月24日 15:43] Noel 【魔同】 (aka madvanced): 

<<<  I'm live[2016年1月24日 15:43] Noel 【魔同】 (aka madvanced): 

<<<  I'm live[2016年1月24日 15:43] Noel 【魔同】 (aka madvanced): 

<<<  I'm live[2016年1月24日 15:43] Noel 【魔同】 (aka madvanced): 

<<<  I'm live[2016年1月24日 15:43] Noel 【魔同】 (aka madvanced): 

<<<  I'm live[2016年1月24日 15:43] Noel 【魔同】 (aka madvanced): 

<<<  I'm live[2016年1月24日 15:43] Noel 【魔同】 (aka madvanced): 

<<<  I'm live
[2016/01/24 15:45:09] Noel 【魔同】 (aka madvanced): fucking politics QQ
[2016/01/24 15:45:20] Ashbell™ 【灰鐘】: YES WE CUM!!
[2016/01/24 15:45:34] Noel 【魔同】 (aka madvanced): I wanted to write "I live"...
[2016/01/24 15:45:41] Noel 【魔同】 (aka madvanced): (´;ω;`)
[2016/01/24 15:45:42] Ashbell™ 【灰鐘】: YES WE CUMMMM!!!!
[2016/01/24 15:45:54] 松: I'M LIVEEEEE
[2016/01/24 15:46:13] Hanako 百合: I'M LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[2016/01/24 15:46:24] 松: NEW MEME CONFIRMED
[2016/01/24 15:46:25] Ashbell™ 【灰鐘】: I'm laughing :D
[2016/01/24 15:46:35] Hanako 百合: it will totes become a new meme

 

And thus a new meme was born :makina:

 

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[2016/01/24 16:08:34] 松: but
[2016/01/24 16:08:39] 松: the real question is
[2016/01/24 16:08:41] 松: is noel
[2016/01/24 16:08:42] 松: live? :D
[2016/01/24 16:08:46] Vokoca: Food-san, 'kay?
[2016/01/24 16:08:54] Ashbell™ 【灰鐘】: noel is a big and long dick 'kay?
[2016/01/24 16:08:56] Vokoca: [2016年1月24日 16:08] 松: 

<<< the real question is
is noel
live? :D:D
[2016/01/24 16:09:12] Noel 【魔同】 (aka madvanced): pls
[2016/01/24 16:09:14] Vokoca: Wow Noel was a part of a futa this whole time?
[2016/01/24 16:10:11] Noel 【魔同】 (aka madvanced): I'm the dick, you're the mind, lino's the body. 同の存在だ (/ω\)
[2016/01/24 16:10:30] Hanako 百合: プレブSara much? =3
[2016/01/24 16:11:03] Vokoca: RIP mind 2016-2016
[2016/01/24 16:11:12] Vongalaxy: [2016年1月24日 16:10] Noel 【魔同】 (aka madvanced): 

<<< I'm the dick, you're the mind, lino's the body. 同の存在だ (/ω\)deep
[2016/01/24 16:11:21] Ashbell™ 【灰鐘】: is there a slot for being the nipple
[2016/01/24 16:11:37] Vongalaxy: ash can become left nipple
[2016/01/24 16:11:44 | Modifié (16:11:57)] Vokoca: I don't know how Lino would feel about centaurs growing from his nipples, sorry
[2016/01/24 16:11:51] 松: wut
[2016/01/24 16:12:04] Vongalaxy: [2016年1月24日 16:11] Vokoca: 

<<< I don't know how Lino would feel about centaurs growing from his nipples, sorrybut it's kinda hot
[2016/01/24 16:12:21] Ashbell™ 【灰鐘】: vonny that is weird not hot
[2016/01/24 16:12:30 | Supprimé (16:12:34)] Vokoca: Ce message a été supprimé
[2016/01/24 16:12:39] Vongalaxy: why maybe
[2016/01/24 16:12:48] Hanako 百合: but
the real question is
is noel
live? :D[2016年1月24日 15:43] Noel 【魔同】 (aka madvanced): 

<<< I'm livenothing else to add (bow)
[2016/01/24 16:13:09] Ashbell™ 【灰鐘】: wow voko going to fap to a nipple that shape like a centaur
[2016/01/24 16:13:21] Vongalaxy: who wouldn't
[2016/01/24 16:13:42] Vokoca: Why not, imagine the possibilities (´・ω・`)
[2016/01/24 16:14:02] Ashbell™ 【灰鐘】: seriously ??? why you want a nipple centaur while you can get a real centaur : O
[2016/01/24 16:14:21 | Modifié (16:14:27)] Vokoca: What if you get a centuar with centaurs on its nipples?
[2016/01/24 16:14:24] Hanako 百合: I'm the dick, you're the mind, lino's the body. 同の存在だ (/ω\)so...... it means that dick isn't a part of the body.....
[2016/01/24 16:14:25] Vongalaxy: I still don't get why you would prefer centaur over normal girls
[2016/01/24 16:14:31] Vongalaxy: centaur is basically fucking a horse ass
[2016/01/24 16:14:44] Vongalaxy: so...... it means that dick isn't a part of the body.....dicks are sentient
[2016/01/24 16:15:13] Noel 【魔同】 (aka madvanced): wtf I don't see Cthulhu... when the fuck did Cthulhu die????
[2016/01/24 16:15:18] Ashbell™ 【灰鐘】: you can get normal girls in real life
[2016/01/24 16:15:28 | Modifié (16:15:33)] Vokoca: Wait what?
[2016/01/24 16:15:31] Vongalaxy: you can fuck a horse in real life
[2016/01/24 16:15:33] Babiker: http://i.imgur.com/jnQAqA6.jpg
Maybe anime gals is the right answer www
[2016/01/24 16:16:04] Ashbell™ 【灰鐘】: plsss i will never eva fuck a horsy
[2016/01/24 16:16:09] Elias: [2016年1月24日 16:15] Babiker: 

<<< jnQAqA6.jpg
Maybe anime gals is the right answer wwwwait i have answer
[2016/01/24 16:16:15 | Modifié (16:16:27)] Elias: just need to remember where i saved the quote
[2016/01/24 16:16:18] Vokoca: Better buy that horse dildo

 

another piece of literature :mare: 

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[2016/01/24 16:26:08] 変態魔法猫ザカちゃん [' . W . ']: oh shit, now he knows
[2016/01/24 16:26:18] Vongalaxy: I know all your secrets now
[2016/01/24 16:26:23] Elias: HIDE YO MTLS!
[2016/01/24 16:26:27] 変態魔法猫ザカちゃん [' . W . ']: あああああああああああああ
[2016/01/24 16:26:48] 松: no
[2016/01/24 16:26:53] Noel 【魔同】 (aka madvanced): ハハハハハハハハ
[2016/01/24 16:27:03] Elias: (ノ・ω・)ノオオオォォォ-おおおおおおお
[2016/01/24 16:27:37] Vokoca: はぁ、あああぁぁぁあああぁあ、う、うぅー、あうー
[2016/01/24 16:27:39] Vokoca: w-wait
[2016/01/24 16:27:43] Vokoca: this is somehow wrong
[2016/01/24 16:27:46] Vokoca: (/ω\)
[2016/01/24 16:27:52] 変態魔法猫ザカちゃん [' . W . ']: ギひヒひヒひヒひヒひヒひヒひヒひヒひヒ
[2016/01/24 16:28:08] Ashbell™ 【灰鐘】: everyone got rape by me
[2016/01/24 16:28:44] Vongalaxy: it's not rape if everyone likes it
[2016/01/24 16:28:47] *** 変態魔法猫ザカちゃん [' . W . '] is too traumatized to respond ***
[2016/01/24 16:28:50] Elias: いっぴぴぴぴぴぴぴぴぴぴぴいいいぴぴぴぴ
[2016/01/24 16:29:49] Vokoca: とぅるるるる、とぅるるる、きいてる?ごみがよんでる

 

when MTL broke us :conspiracy: 

 

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[2016/01/24 16:39:13] Elias: tfw girls poop
[2016/01/24 16:39:14] Vokoca: Laid to rest D:
[2016/01/24 16:39:36] Vokoca: tfw girls poopWow fucking 3D
[2016/01/24 16:39:38] Ashbell™ 【灰鐘】: i hate ppl thinks that girls don't poop
[2016/01/24 16:39:47] Vongalaxy: eh
[2016/01/24 16:39:55] Vongalaxy: are there people that think that?
[2016/01/24 16:40:03] Ashbell™ 【灰鐘】: yeah
[2016/01/24 16:40:08] Elias: cute 2D girls dont poop
[2016/01/24 16:40:10] Vongalaxy: eh
[2016/01/24 16:40:15] Vongalaxy: cute 2D girls pooping is kinda hot
[2016/01/24 16:40:20] Vongalaxy: as long as the shit don't get on me
[2016/01/24 16:40:29] Elias: ./kick vongalaxy
[2016/01/24 16:40:30] Vongalaxy: would pay to watch cute 2D girls poop
[2016/01/24 16:40:40] Vokoca: :D:D:D
[2016/01/24 16:40:41] Ashbell™ 【灰鐘】: euphoria
[2016/01/24 16:40:47] 松: }
[2016/01/24 16:40:49] Vokoca: Well Clockup has you covered
[2016/01/24 16:40:50] Yiğit Özçelik: Ashbell™ 【灰鐘】 - Today 16:39
> i hate ppl thinks that girls don't poop
I don't think of it the same way I don't think of my inevitable death: it's an unpleasant fact of life
[2016/01/24 16:40:54] 松: ^
[2016/01/24 16:41:11] 松: its a natural function
[2016/01/24 16:41:13] 松: like death
[2016/01/24 16:41:22] Vongalaxy: what are you talking about
[2016/01/24 16:41:24] Vongalaxy: death is pleasant
[2016/01/24 16:41:27] 松: vongo
[2016/01/24 16:41:30] Vongalaxy: it is the release to this shitty game
[2016/01/24 16:41:37] Vokoca: [2016年1月24日 16:40] 松: 

<<< ^
its a natural function
like deathAre you implying death is hot?
[2016/01/24 16:41:40] 松: you should pay a voice actor to make a ASMR of her pooping
[2016/01/24 16:41:47] Vongalaxy: no
[2016/01/24 16:41:51 | Modifié (16:41:53)] Vokoca: >implying there aren't any
[2016/01/24 16:41:53] Vongalaxy: I don't particularly like pooping
[2016/01/24 16:41:55] Vongalaxy: but I don't mind it
[2016/01/24 16:41:56] 松: [2016年1月24日 16:41] Vokoca: 

<<< Are you implying death is hot?maggot baits is my favorite vn
[2016/01/24 16:42:42] Ashbell™ 【灰鐘】: i look at all maggot bait cg and fap to it xD
[2016/01/24 16:42:48] Vokoca: I remember seeing this doujin cover of a girl in bikini, the lower half being filled with shit. It was true next level. .-.
[2016/01/24 16:42:57] Yiğit Özçelik: Does it have maggots
[2016/01/24 16:43:10] Yiğit Özçelik: Vokoca - Today 16:42
> I remember seeing this doujin cover of a girl in bikini, the lower half being filled with shit. It was true next level. .-.
Oh, so the tutorial of Euphoria

 

FSJPG or how to link scat with death :michiru:

 

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[2016/01/24 16:52:58] Ashbell™ 【灰鐘】: mosaic can make normal things turn to lewd things xD
 


nothing to say :illya:

 

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[2016/01/24 20:20:22] 妹ちゃん: Imoutos are the reason my heart pumps blood every day.
[2016/01/24 20:20:42] 妹ちゃん: My ears were created by the ero gods to have the word Onii-chan resonate inside them.

 

Who can this be? é_è

 

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[2016/01/24 20:44:20] Vokoca: [2016年1月24日 20:41] Vongalaxy: 

<<< help
「というわけで、おまえは選ばれたのだ、我が息子よ」
is this "my dick has been chosen"?No, the dick was doing the choosing

sometime we are totes serious xp

 

http://hpics.li/f306a69 some thing should stay hidden (´・ω・`)

 

I should have added some Sara's skype TL but for some spooky reason the log of it doesn't load :vinty:
I wanted to quote the "Hello, I'm tits" soooo badly :amane:

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[2016/01/25 13:33:28] Hanako 百合: Nagisa Fawkes - Aujourd'hui 13:33
> Thanks for the help, しぇんぱい <3
Sara's skype tl pls xp
[2016/01/25 13:33:29] Sarayne~: I am right
[2016/01/25 13:33:48] Sarayne~: Thanks for the help, and I'm tits<3                             (this is the skype tl of the message from Nagi-sensei)
[2016/01/25 13:33:56] Vokoca: (rofl)
[2016/01/25 13:34:02] Tenkuru: [2016年1月25日 13:33] Sarayne~: 

<<< and I'm tits<3(rofl)
[2016/01/25 13:34:08] Vokoca: This is too good to be real
[2016/01/25 13:34:09] Nagisa Fawkes: WHAT
[2016/01/25 13:34:18] Nagisa Fawkes: Yeah, that's right
[2016/01/25 13:34:18] Sarayne~: hi tits
[2016/01/25 13:34:20] Nagisa Fawkes: I'm tits.
[2016/01/25 13:34:41] - ωesley || Asonn: hi
[2016/01/25 13:34:53] Nagisa Fawkes: Hi o/
Do you wanna suck me?
[2016/01/25 13:34:54] Vokoca: Why am I not the tits if I'm the senpai? ちょっと不満かも
[2016/01/25 13:35:05] Sarayne~: [2016年1月25日 13:34] Vokoca: 

<<< Why am I not the tits if I'm the senpai? Might be kinda frustrated
[2016/01/25 13:35:12] Nagisa Fawkes: You can be the tits too
[2016/01/25 13:35:26] Nagisa Fawkes: Everyone can be tits \(´・ω・`)/
[2016/01/25 13:35:42] Vokoca: (∩´∀`)∩ワーイ

 

second part

 

[2016/01/25 13:38:13] Sarayne~: skype tl is best tl
[2016/01/25 13:38:25] Sarayne~: we should tl 2016 with it
[2016/01/25 13:38:32] Vokoca: Oh god :D
[2016/01/25 13:38:44] Vokoca: 鬼に逢うては鬼を斬る
[2016/01/25 13:38:46] Vokoca: Go ahead
[2016/01/25 13:38:56] Vokoca: 仏に逢うては仏を斬る
[2016/01/25 13:38:56] Sarayne~: [2016年1月25日 13:38] Vokoca: 

<<< Kill the demon is to meet
[2016/01/25 13:39:07] Sarayne~: Kill the Buddha shall meet in France
[2016/01/25 13:39:19] Vokoca: ツルギの理、ここにあり。
[2016/01/25 13:39:32] Sarayne~: [2016年1月25日 13:39] Vokoca: 

<<< Tsurugi sense, here.what
[2016/01/25 13:39:33] Vokoca: Kill the Buddha shall meet in FranceWHAT (rofl)
[2016/01/25 13:39:36] Nagisa Fawkes: Saraはプレッブたちの王である。
[2016/01/25 13:39:38] Tenkuru: [2016年1月25日 13:39] Sarayne~: 

<<< shall meet in Francewait what
[2016/01/25 13:39:40] Tenkuru: WHAT
[2016/01/25 13:39:49] Sarayne~: [2016年1月25日 13:39] Nagisa Fawkes: 

<<< Sara is the King's press b.
[2016/01/25 13:39:57] Vokoca: (rofl)
[2016/01/25 13:40:02] Vokoca: This is... I can't... :D:D:D
[2016/01/25 13:40:13] Nagisa Fawkes: (cwl)

 

 

 

Thanks Voko who skimmed through the backlog hell for me :mare:

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[19:35:29] *** 変態魔法猫ザカちゃん [' . W . '] follows closely behind voko-chan ***
[19:35:35] 変態魔法猫ザカちゃん [' . W . ']: can't lose her
[19:35:48 | Modifié (19:35:54)] 変態魔法猫ザカちゃん [' . W . ']: my job is to watch over voko........ forever...........
[19:36:04] Vokoca: (〃ノωノ)ドキドキ
[19:36:19] *** Sajaki pokes voko with a spork ***
[19:36:32] Vokoca: What happened to shank-san? : <
[19:36:32] Sarayne~: [19:35] 変態魔法猫ザカちゃん [' . W . ']: 

<<< my job is to watch over voko........ forever...........WHAT A NIGHTMARE
[19:36:43] Vokoca: For Zaka
[19:36:51] Vokoca: (´・ω・`)
[19:36:56] Yiğit Özçelik: [19:36] Vokoca: 

<<< What happened to shank-san? : <Bend over in front of a mirror and you'll have your answer
[19:36:57] Sajaki: I've gotten bored of shanking people
[19:37:26] 変態魔法猫ザカちゃん [' . W . ']: I'm goign to have to watch a slav round the clock
[19:37:32] *** Vokoca goes in a circle and stalks Zaka. (´・ω・`) ***
[19:37:33] 変態魔法猫ザカちゃん [' . W . ']: it's pretty much infinite despair
[19:37:43] 変態魔法猫ザカちゃん [' . W . ']: all that fuels me is my love <3
[19:38:04] *** 変態魔法猫ザカちゃん [' . W . '] is stalked ***
[19:38:19] Vokoca: I thought I was the idol of disappointment, but am  Iactually the Ultimate Despair?
[19:38:26] Vokoca: That would explain a lot, actually
[19:38:39] Vokoca: :S
[19:38:49] *** Sajaki pokes Zaka with a spork ***
[19:38:53] 変態魔法猫ザカちゃん [' . W . ']: the idol of disappointment is merely your first form!
[19:38:55] Yiğit Özçelik: [19:38] Vokoca: 

<<< I thought I was the idol of disappointment, but am  Iactually the Ultimate Despair?UPUPUPUPUPUPUPUPUPUPUPUPUUPUPUPUPUPUPUPUPUPUPU
[19:39:01] Yiğit Özçelik: UPUPUPUPUPUPU
[19:39:12] Yiğit Özçelik: (you should not have brought danganronpa memes here)
[19:39:25] *** 変態魔法猫ザカちゃん [' . W . '] pokes sajaki's left eyeball with his index finger ***
[19:39:26] Yiğit Özçelik: btw
[19:39:27] Vokoca: [19:38] 変態魔法猫ザカちゃん [' . W . ']: 

<<< the idol of disappointment is merely your first form!

変☆身♪!

[19:39:55] *** Vokoca wastes all her budget on the disappointing mahou shoujo sequence ***
[19:40:46] Sajaki: NYAAA~!

[19:41:22] *** Sajaki tears zaka's arm off with his teeth and then beats him with it ***
[19:41:35] Yiğit Özçelik: [19:41] Sajaki: 

<<< Sajaki tears zaka's arm off with his teeth and then beats him with itbrb paging Ren for the vore
[19:41:44] *** Vokoca eats whats left of Zaka. ***
[19:41:50] Vokoca: TOO LATE
[19:42:33] Vokoca: Couldn't let the love go to waste (/ω\)

Stalking Voko-chan is indeed dangerous :rimu:

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[20:05:51] Yiğit Özçelik: [19:47] Sajaki: 

<<< your waifu is shit.

<What the fuck did you just fucking say about Sora, you little bitch? I’ll have you know she graduated top of her class in the Turing test, and she's been involved in numerous secret experiments in IBF, and she has over 300 confirmed visitors. She is trained in amusement park guidance and she's the top AI in the entire Japan entertainment sector. You are nothing to her but just another guest. She will guide you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to her over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak she's contacting her secret network of security cameras across LeMU and your ticket number is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. She can be anywhere, anytime, and she can guide you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with her bare hologram. Not only is she extensively trained in chicken sandwich marketing, but she has access to the entire arsenal of the Lieblich Pharmaceutical medical database and she will use it to its full extent to cure your miserable ass of Tief Blau, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. She will glitch fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

We overeact? Really? Noooo we just work on our memes all day every day :illya:

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Night talk on skype are indeed a scary thing :rimu: 

(might be nsfw, well at least it's lewd talk for sure :illya:)

 

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[4:38:29] Texas Dice: The only meat I'd put into my mouth is my own

[4:38:40] Sarayne~: [4:38] Texas Dice: 

<<< The only meat I'd put into my mouth is my own

<ROFL

[4:38:51] Vongalaxy: damn texas
[4:38:52] Vongalaxy: pic pls
[4:38:57] Vongalaxy: I am really curious
[4:39:06] Vongalaxy: I promise I wont fap to it
[4:39:12] Vongalaxy: send me pics
[4:39:18] Hanako 百合: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG I WANT TO HUG MY LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!! (polarbear)
[4:39:22] Texas Dice: There are three pictures of me on the internet
[4:39:35] Texas Dice: Finding them is the quest
[4:39:39] Vongalaxy: hanako you cunt
[4:39:50] Vongalaxy: well
[4:39:59] Vongalaxy: you are going to break up with her anyway one day
[4:40:01] Vongalaxy: nothing lasts forever
[4:40:04] Sarayne~: WHO IS YOUR LOVE?
[4:40:06] Vongalaxy: everyone breaks up when they die
[4:40:11] Hanako 百合: Finding them is the questgetting you is the recompence é_è
[4:40:14] Texas Dice: What is love?
[4:40:21 | Modifié (4:40:25)] Sarayne~: [4:40] Vongalaxy: 

<<< everyone breaks up when they die

<wow that's deep
[4:40:36] Sarayne~: reminds me of a vn
[4:40:47] Hanako 百合: WHO IS YOUR LOVE?in that case I was refering to my gf ^^
[4:40:54] Vongalaxy: ha
[4:40:57] Vongalaxy: ha
[4:41:02] Sarayne~: so you have more than one?
[4:41:05] Texas Dice: But people don't die when they break.
[4:41:08] Texas Dice: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
[4:41:19] Vongalaxy: I am betting that hanako is going to break up with his gf within the next century
[4:41:23] Hanako 百合: What is love?why the song popped in my head while reading it :s
[4:41:35] Vongalaxy: then hanako will be mine
[4:41:50] Sarayne~: everyone wants that French ass
[4:42:08 | Modifié (4:42:28)] Vongalaxy: everyone wants a piece of hanako's ass virginity
[4:42:15] Texas Dice: I should make trap friend my cumdumpster
[4:42:29] Hanako 百合: so you have more than one?love? yeah I do, though they aren't in the same field ^^
[4:42:38] Sarayne~: [4:42] Texas Dice: 

<<< I should make trap friend my cumdumpster

<https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXsQAXx_ao0
[4:42:46] Vongalaxy: [4:42] Texas Dice: 

<<< I should make trap friend my cumdumpster

<this statement is hot
[4:43:02] Vongalaxy: just remember that cumdumpsters are for public uses
[4:43:06] Vongalaxy: don't forget to share with me
[4:43:13] Sarayne~: rofl
[4:43:18] Hanako 百合:

<<<[4:41:35] Vongalaxy: then hanako will be mine
[4:41:50] Sarayne~: everyone wants that French ass
[4:42:08 | Modifié (4:42:28)] Vongalaxy: everyone wants a piece of hanako's ass virginity

<I swear that one day I will know why x)
[4:43:43] Vongalaxy: hanako
[4:43:47] Vongalaxy: send a pic of your ass
[4:43:49] Vongalaxy: I want to fap
[4:43:54] Sarayne~: lol
[4:44:07] Sarayne~: this chat
just rofl
[4:44:53] Hanako 百合: fun fact: search the amazony and you'll find pic close enough ;)
[4:45:00] Texas Dice: I couldn't do that for real tho, my poor vanilla heart. (/ω\)
[4:45:37] Sarayne~: dice why
[4:45:41] Sarayne~: Y U DO DIS
[4:45:47] Hanako 百合: thought you were a chocolate man ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
[4:45:53] Vongalaxy: [4:44] Texas Dice: 

<<< I couldn't do that for real tho, my poor vanilla heart. (/ω\)

<heretic
[4:45:59] Vongalaxy: dont pretend to be vanilla
[4:46:06] Vongalaxy: you will never go to Vanillahalla
[4:46:12] Vongalaxy: you filthy scum
[4:46:35 | Modifié (4:46:54)] Texas Dice: I would never hurt another person sexually, unless she's asking for it. : O
[4:47:24] Hanako 百合: pain and pleasure are two sides of the same coin
[4:47:31] Sarayne~: ^
[4:47:45] Texas Dice: The intent is important tho
[4:48:06] Texas Dice: There has to be looooooovuuuuu <3<3<3<3<3
[4:48:17] Sarayne~: LOVE IS REAL
[4:48:21] Hanako 百合: ^
[4:48:24] Texas Dice: No, it isn't
[4:48:31] Sarayne~: oh it isn't
[4:48:33] Sarayne~: okay
[4:48:40] Texas Dice: That's why my physical body will never get laid again
[4:48:49] Texas Dice: Unless they make sexbots
[4:48:52] Sarayne~: again
[4:49:14] Texas Dice: another one
[4:49:15] Hanako 百合: That's why my physical body will never get laid again[4:48] Texas Dice: 

<<< never get laid again[4:48] Texas Dice: 

<<< again[4:48] Texas Dice: 

<<< again[4:48] Texas Dice: 

<<< again[4:48] Texas Dice: 

<<< again[4:48] Texas Dice: 

<<< again( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
[4:49:20] Texas Dice: and another one
[4:49:38] Texas Dice: and another one
[4:49:40] Vongalaxy: texas you whore
[4:49:42] Vongalaxy: kill yourself
[4:49:46 | Modifié (4:49:51)] Vongalaxy: you non-virgin heretic
[4:49:49] Hanako 百合: Sara you have to do it right w
[4:50:09] Sarayne~: SORRY FORGIVE ME HANA
[4:50:14] Vongalaxy: HANA
[4:50:15] Vongalaxy: I LOVE YOU
[4:50:18] Vongalaxy: PLS GO OUT WITH ME
[4:50:23] Texas Dice: I wish I could brag, but it was just awful (/ω\)
[4:50:31] Hanako 百合: nope Von
[4:50:32] Vongalaxy: texas
[4:50:35] Vongalaxy: why
[4:50:37] Vongalaxy: hana
[4:50:44] Hanako 百合: I forgive you Sara
[4:50:46] Vongalaxy: I got a lamborghini
[4:50:49] Vongalaxy: and ravioli
[4:50:52] Vongalaxy: date me
[4:50:54] Hanako 百合: aaaaand?
[4:51:06] Vongalaxy: and a room full of 2D porn
[4:51:13] Hanako 百合: so?
[4:51:19] Vongalaxy: ok
[4:51:23] Vongalaxy: you dont have to date me
[4:51:26] Texas Dice: I should get myself a ramen recipe
[4:51:27] Vongalaxy: just give me your ass virginity
[4:53:05] Hanako 百合: I swear that since a friend wanted me to test out prostate orgasm with her my anal virginity is on a thight rope here :s
[4:53:35] Texas Dice: Girlfriend with strap-on dildo
[4:53:39] Texas Dice: Don't want
[4:53:48] Sarayne~: [4:53] Texas Dice: 

<<< Girlfriend with strap-on dildo

<THE DREAM <3
[4:54:05 | Modifié (4:54:07)] Texas Dice: For filthy M sluts maybe!
[4:54:18] Sarayne~: I AM LIKE THE BIGGEST M HERE
[4:54:27] Hanako 百合: pegging is only one letter different than begging after all x)
[4:54:30] Texas Dice: WHERE ARE YOUR BALLS
[4:54:48] Hanako 百合: SMASHED
[4:54:51] Hanako 百合: IN
[4:54:55] Hanako 百合: LITTLE
[4:54:57] Texas Dice: [4:54] Hanako 百合: 

<<< pegging is only one letter different than begging after all x)

<I refuse to do either!
[4:55:00] Hanako 百合: PIECES!!!!
[4:55:29] Hanako 百合: oh wait it wasn't the question x)
[4:55:42] Hanako 百合: nvm me then (ghost)
[4:55:50] Sarayne~: IT TAKES BALLS TO TAKE IT UP THE ASS FROM A WOMAN
[4:55:57] Texas Dice: I need one of those women which let themselves get slapped around the house like a dirty footmat.
[4:56:22] Sarayne~: [4:55] Texas Dice: 

<<< I need one of those women which let themselves get slapped around the house like a dirty footmat.

<we call that domestic abuse
[4:56:35] Texas Dice: That must be so much fun
[4:56:45] Sarayne~: of course
[4:57:05] Vongalaxy: [4:53] Sarayne~: 

<<< Girlfriendthis is the dream for me
[4:57:08] Vongalaxy: I dont ask for much
[4:57:42] Hanako 百合: PACHINKO WILL GET YOU ONE!!!!
[4:57:47] Texas Dice: You could put away the trenchoat and shave your neckbeard, maybe then a grill will be interested
[4:58:01] Hanako 百合: kek
[4:58:02] Vongalaxy: hana is such a cute name
[4:58:08] Vongalaxy: also I wish it is that easy texas
[4:58:18] Sarayne~: go get one von
[4:58:27] Vongalaxy: I'd chop off my left pinkie for a girlfriend
[4:58:30] Texas Dice: I could get a date TOMORROW if I wanted to
[4:58:45] Vongalaxy: I mean right pinkie
[4:58:48] Sarayne~: you could also fuck your trap frand
[4:58:54] Hanako 百合: ^
[4:59:28] Texas Dice: I didn't specifiy the specifics of the date www
[4:59:38] Texas Dice: Jeses chrest, lag
[4:59:48] Vongalaxy: I am hyped for the futa hentai
[4:59:50] Hanako 百合: fuck your trap frandI have no idea what a frand is but GO FOR IT!
[4:59:57] Vongalaxy: I would let a futa fuck me in the ass and let her cum 10 times
[5:00:05] Texas Dice: We call those frens!
[5:00:12] Texas Dice: And no, I won't.
[5:00:25] Sarayne~: texas just do it
[5:00:26] Hanako 百合: you mean fiends! w
[5:00:47] Vongalaxy: texas
[5:00:51] Vongalaxy: send pics of your trap friends
[5:00:51] Texas Dice: He deserves someone who doesn't want to impregnate schoolgirls
[5:01:00] Sarayne~: lol
[5:01:10] Vongalaxy: [5:00] Texas Dice: 

<<< He deserves someone who doesn't want to impregnate schoolgirls[5:00] Texas Dice: 

<<< who doesn't want to impregnate schoolgirls
[5:01:20] Vongalaxy: who doesn't want to impregnate school girls is the problem
[5:01:38] Vongalaxy: everyone wants to impregnate school girls
[5:01:47] Hanako 百合: He deserves someone who doesn't want to impregnate schoolgirls....soooo.... the god from Pregnant boys :)
[5:02:13] Vongalaxy: hana
[5:02:17] Vongalaxy: let me cum inside you
[5:02:23] Sarayne~: ...
[5:02:39] Hanako 百合: you're ain't a god so nope
[5:02:46] Vongalaxy: I think I am in love with hanako
[5:02:57] Vongalaxy: is this what love feels like?
[5:03:02] *** Hanako 百合 hugs Sara ***
[5:03:06] Sarayne~: [5:02] Vongalaxy: 

<<< let me cum inside you

<I wonder what that feels like
must feel warm
[5:03:18] Vongalaxy: I keep thinking about hanako
[5:03:20 | Modifié (5:03:26)] Texas Dice: I think you need parents who don't drop you
[5:03:21] Vongalaxy: is this love
[5:04:08] Vongalaxy: damn
[5:04:11] Hanako 百合: I think you need parents who don't drop youyeah, the floor freaking hurt when it happen ;-;
[5:04:11] Vongalaxy: I think I am in love
[5:04:15] Vongalaxy: so love is so shallow
[5:04:17] Vongalaxy: what a shitty world
[5:04:30] Vongalaxy: love isn't real confirmed
[5:04:35] Texas Dice: [5:03] Sarayne~: 

<<< I wonder what that feels like
must feel warm

<I heard it actually feels like nothing.
[5:04:40] Vongalaxy: what?
[5:04:43] Vongalaxy: what
[5:04:46] Vongalaxy: doesn't it feel good
[5:04:46] Texas Dice: But the source was a slut, so eh
[5:05:03] Vongalaxy: doesn't your stomach feel full and warm
[5:05:05] Hanako 百合: her blood was semen so eh
[5:05:06] Vongalaxy: like in those hentai
[5:05:18] Sarayne~: [5:05] Hanako 百合: 

<<< her blood was semen [5:05] Hanako 百合: 

<<< her blood was semen [5:05] Hanako 百合: 

<<< her blood was semen 
[5:05:28] Vongalaxy: sluts have semen as their blood
[5:05:33] Hanako 百合: you watch weird hentai dude w
[5:05:39] Texas Dice: You'd probably feel it, if that was the actual quantity
[5:06:03] Vongalaxy: [5:05] Hanako 百合: 

<<< you watch weird hentai dude

<weh isn't that already common knowledge
[5:06:12] Sarayne~: I want to fap now
[5:06:18] Vongalaxy: same
[5:06:21] Vongalaxy: sara
[5:06:22] Vongalaxy: <3
[5:06:24 | Modifié (5:06:26)] Texas Dice: I linked like three porn things
[5:06:27] Sarayne~: ...
[5:06:27] Vongalaxy: lets fuck hanako
[5:06:39] Vongalaxy: I want to touch hanako so bad
[5:06:39] Texas Dice: Use those
[5:06:51] Vongalaxy: btw I was jk
[5:06:54] Vongalaxy: hanako is disgusting af
[5:07:10] Vongalaxy: I wouldn't shake her hands for 2 bucks
[5:08:01] Hanako 百合: I wouldn't shake her hands for 2 bucks[5:07] Vongalaxy: 

<<< shake her hands[5:07] Vongalaxy: 

<<< her[5:07] Vongalaxy: 

<<< her[5:07] Vongalaxy: 

<<< her[5:07] Vongalaxy: 

<<< herOOOOH YEAH!!!
[5:08:40] Vongalaxy: I have a good habit of pretending everyone looks like their profile pic
[5:08:46] Vongalaxy: hence why I hate texas
[5:08:58] Texas Dice: Just roll with it man
[5:09:20] Hanako 百合: and get the hat
[5:09:28] Vongalaxy: hanaaa
[5:09:29] Vongalaxy: hana
[5:09:30] Vongalaxy: hana
[5:09:35] Vongalaxy: why is this word so beautiful
[5:09:40] Texas Dice: Nobody is allowed to touch the hat
[5:09:41] Vongalaxy: I am going to fap
[5:09:50] Vongalaxy: texas cum in his hat
[5:10:14] Vongalaxy: then he wears it and shower himself with his own dying kids
[5:10:23] Texas Dice: No, I'm saving this hat for when I have a romantic encounter with a girl in a different social class than me.
[5:10:45] Vongalaxy: I imagine texas being one of those awkward kid that wear fedoras
[5:10:55] Hanako 百合: no Dice, it's not love, it's rape C:
[5:10:57] Vongalaxy: with cowboy outfit
[5:11:25] Texas Dice: Like, an 8 year old girl.
[5:11:28] Texas Dice: She'll be all "I love you, Dice-sama!" and I'll put the hat on her head and say "If you're serious, find me when you grow up and give it back to me"
[5:11:37] Vongalaxy: ooooooh
[5:11:40] Vongalaxy: respect up
[5:11:42] Vongalaxy: texas
[5:11:44] Vongalaxy: respect up
[5:11:51 | Modifié (5:11:57)] Vongalaxy: affection point +0.2
[5:12:09] Vongalaxy: too bad that never happens irl
[5:12:16] Vongalaxy: she will just throw it away after 2 months
[5:12:24] Texas Dice: probably, yeah
[5:12:31] Vongalaxy: 2D master race
[5:12:48] Texas Dice: I'll let you know that I was really popular during my work in a kindergarten
[5:12:57] Vongalaxy: pedo alert
[5:13:12] Vongalaxy: but who isn't a pedo
[5:13:14] Vongalaxy: everyone's a pedo
[5:13:33] Texas Dice: A girl drew a picture for me on which we were holding hands. < 3
[5:13:42] Vongalaxy: kinda jelly
[5:13:56] Texas Dice: Kids can be so sweet, when they don't suck

 

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[0:20:26] hsmsful (The Totally not so Alive Gavel Furu): also when did this guy come to existence
[0:20:35] hsmsful (The Totally not so Alive Gavel Furu): he seems like a 10/10 humour material
[0:20:55] Sarayne~: when  his dad came into his moms pussy



Thanks Captain Obvious Zero Point Sara :pyaa: 

 

 

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thanks for quoting it :)

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